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Title: why are spas so weird
Post by: C.Mongler on February 08, 2017, 07:08:31 AM
i just want to get a massage but every massage parlor is shitty and rude or kinda rapey

i finally found one that seemed good right near my house, had a 5 star average across 8 reviews on the google, but then i noticed there was a news story about one of their massouses sexually assaulting a customer and then fleeing the country back to china

should i risk getting my dingles berried guys?

also JMV keep a look out for him in china he has a warrant for arrest  xiapproves;
Title: Re: why are spas so weird
Post by: don't let's on February 08, 2017, 07:18:55 AM
Pagan ritual
Title: Re: why are spas so weird
Post by: Socks on February 08, 2017, 07:32:38 AM
idk bro how people can even want to lay down naked and have strangers rubbing their hands with oil all over them. i could not enjoy this one bit.
Title: Re: why are spas so weird
Post by: C.Mongler on February 08, 2017, 07:40:40 AM
Quote from: Socks on February 08, 2017, 07:32:38 AM
idk bro how people can even want to lay down naked and have strangers rubbing their hands with oil all over them. i could not enjoy this one bit.
cuz it feels good man yes;

also i run a lot so i've got an excess of lactic acid EVERYWHERE
Title: Re: why are spas so weird
Post by: rdl on February 08, 2017, 08:00:41 AM
get more atp
Title: Re: why are spas so weird
Post by: YPrrrr on February 08, 2017, 08:38:04 AM
Tell your girlfriend to do her job

And if she can't massage then tell her to git gud scrub
Title: Re: why are spas so weird
Post by: C.Mongler on February 08, 2017, 09:12:23 AM
my girlfriend is like half my size even if she puts her entire body weight into it it feels like im being assaulted by a group of 2nd grade children at best
Title: Re: why are spas so weird
Post by: YPrrrr on February 08, 2017, 09:25:22 AM
Oh my I would not be able to deal with a man's massage I would be so uncomfortable shakingsillydood;
Title: Re: why are spas so weird
Post by: strongbad on February 08, 2017, 09:30:10 AM
I think I really need a massage esp from biking/climbing/sitting on my computer for ages at a time. I didn't get a single massage while in Thailand and I kind of regret that since it would have been like $5 (ha ha ya happy ending massages exist but I'm not talking about that)
Title: Re: why are spas so weird
Post by: Joice on February 08, 2017, 02:06:36 PM
the ones in the philippines they're like $10 for 2 hours for a hot stone massage

and not rapey

promise
Title: Re: why are spas so weird
Post by: Hiro on February 08, 2017, 03:56:02 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on February 08, 2017, 09:12:23 AM
my girlfriend is like half my size even if she puts her entire body weight into it it feels like im being assaulted by a group of 2nd grade children at best
i'm into this
Title: Re: why are spas so weird
Post by: Mando Pandango on February 08, 2017, 06:26:42 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on February 08, 2017, 09:12:23 AM
my girlfriend is like half my size even if she puts her entire body weight into it it feels like im being assaulted by a group of 2nd grade children at best
same

by the time she's done giving what i'd call a decent massage i have to massage her hands in turn

sometimes i have her use her elbow
Title: Re: why are spas so weird
Post by: Mando Pandango on February 08, 2017, 06:27:14 PM
also i first read this as "why are spics so weird"

i guess the mind sees what it wants to
Title: Re: why are spas so weird
Post by: ?????? on February 09, 2017, 12:17:49 PM
I hate massages except when I get really high off a combination of drugs do I enjoy them
I don't know how people can't just listen to their body and massage themselves or fix their postures to allievate bodily stress
my husbando has an office job and all his stress collects onto his back and gets knots that I massage away with my fists or elbows
I don't really like doing it, feels like I'm hurting him (supposedly massages are supposed to 'hurt good'?)
Title: Re: why are spas so weird
Post by: Socks on February 09, 2017, 01:20:48 PM
Quote from: ƕɾο on February 08, 2017, 03:56:02 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on February 08, 2017, 09:12:23 AM
my girlfriend is like half my size even if she puts her entire body weight into it it feels like im being assaulted by a group of 2nd grade children at best
i'm into this


do i even need to say anything?

cock mongler send your elementary child woman girlfriend my way please, k thanks
Title: Re: why are spas so weird
Post by: ME## on February 09, 2017, 01:53:48 PM
Quote from: YPargh on February 08, 2017, 08:38:04 AM
Tell your girlfriend to do her job

And if she can't massage then tell her to git gud scrub
is lydia a good masseuse 
Title: Re: why are spas so weird
Post by: YPrrrr on February 09, 2017, 02:54:43 PM
Quote from: David on February 09, 2017, 01:53:48 PM
Quote from: YPargh on February 08, 2017, 08:38:04 AM
Tell your girlfriend to do her job

And if she can't massage then tell her to git gud scrub
is lydia a good masseuse 
eh not really girl;

But neither am I so toot;
Title: Re: why are spas so weird
Post by: ME## on February 09, 2017, 03:50:39 PM
Quote from: YPargh on February 09, 2017, 02:54:43 PM
Quote from: David on February 09, 2017, 01:53:48 PM
Quote from: YPargh on February 08, 2017, 08:38:04 AM
Tell your girlfriend to do her job

And if she can't massage then tell her to git gud scrub
is lydia a good masseuse 
eh not really girl;

But neither am I so toot;
i know a good masseuse in sedona