why are spas so weird

[C.Mongler]

i just want to get a massage but every massage parlor is shitty and rude or kinda rapey

i finally found one that seemed good right near my house, had a 5 star average across 8 reviews on the google, but then i noticed there was a news story about one of their massouses sexually assaulting a customer and then fleeing the country back to china

should i risk getting my dingles berried guys?

also JMV keep a look out for him in china he has a warrant for arrest 

[don't let's]

Pagan ritual

[Socks]

idk bro how people can even want to lay down naked and have strangers rubbing their hands with oil all over them. i could not enjoy this one bit.

[C.Mongler]

idk bro how people can even want to lay down naked and have strangers rubbing their hands with oil all over them. i could not enjoy this one bit.

cuz it feels good man

also i run a lot so i've got an excess of lactic acid EVERYWHERE

[rdl]

get more atp

[YPrrrr]

Tell your girlfriend to do her job

And if she can't massage then tell her to git gud scrub

[C.Mongler]

my girlfriend is like half my size even if she puts her entire body weight into it it feels like im being assaulted by a group of 2nd grade children at best

[YPrrrr]

Oh my I would not be able to deal with a man's massage I would be so uncomfortable shakingsillydood;

[strongbad]

I think I really need a massage esp from biking/climbing/sitting on my computer for ages at a time. I didn't get a single massage while in Thailand and I kind of regret that since it would have been like $5 (ha ha ya happy ending massages exist but I'm not talking about that)

[Joice]

the ones in the philippines they're like $10 for 2 hours for a hot stone massage

and not rapey

promise

[Hiro]

my girlfriend is like half my size even if she puts her entire body weight into it it feels like im being assaulted by a group of 2nd grade children at best

i'm into this

[Mando Pandango]

my girlfriend is like half my size even if she puts her entire body weight into it it feels like im being assaulted by a group of 2nd grade children at best

same

by the time she's done giving what i'd call a decent massage i have to massage her hands in turn

sometimes i have her use her elbow

[Mando Pandango]

also i first read this as "why are spics so weird"

i guess the mind sees what it wants to

[??????]

I hate massages except when I get really high off a combination of drugs do I enjoy them
I don't know how people can't just listen to their body and massage themselves or fix their postures to allievate bodily stress
my husbando has an office job and all his stress collects onto his back and gets knots that I massage away with my fists or elbows
I don't really like doing it, feels like I'm hurting him (supposedly massages are supposed to 'hurt good'?)

[Socks]

my girlfriend is like half my size even if she puts her entire body weight into it it feels like im being assaulted by a group of 2nd grade children at best

i'm into this

do i even need to say anything?

cock mongler send your elementary child woman girlfriend my way please, k thanks