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Title: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on June 14, 2007, 08:25:29 AM
My friend's mom said to not come in her room. So then I had to go to the bathroom and I had to pass the mom's room. So I just took a peek in there while walking to the bathroom,because the door wasn't closed and I went like "Eww... Wtf?"... She was having sex. I was like 9 when this happened.
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: Wrench on June 14, 2007, 08:29:42 AM
I never caught it. Not complaining either.
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: V on June 14, 2007, 09:25:28 AM
I caught my brother doing it once. I just laughed at him.
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: LCK on June 14, 2007, 09:26:37 AM
Thankfully, no.
It'd be so akward for me, mostly because I tend to make situations like that awkward.
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: demonprince on June 14, 2007, 09:26:51 AM
I caught my friend cutting himself.  navi;
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: Fireman.exe on June 14, 2007, 09:27:50 AM
Quote from: Trevor on June 14, 2007, 09:26:37 AM
Thankfully, no.
It'd be so akward for me, mostly because I tend to make situations like that awkward.
...Akward...
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: LCK on June 14, 2007, 09:28:40 AM
Quote from: Kefka on June 14, 2007, 09:26:51 AM
I caught my friend cutting himself.  navi;
Did you join in on it? navi;
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: demonprince on June 14, 2007, 09:29:34 AM
Quote from: Trevor on June 14, 2007, 09:28:40 AM
Quote from: Kefka on June 14, 2007, 09:26:51 AM
I caught my friend cutting himself.  navi;
Did you join in on it? navi;
Tempting, but no.
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: V on June 14, 2007, 09:30:23 AM
Quote from: Kefka on June 14, 2007, 09:26:51 AM
I caught my friend cutting himself.  navi;


What did you do?
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: MARIOMANIAC21 on June 14, 2007, 09:30:52 AM
I went to the bathroom at school and heard 2 guys and a girl having sex.
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: LCK on June 14, 2007, 09:32:08 AM
Quote from: Kefka on June 14, 2007, 09:29:34 AM
Quote from: Trevor on June 14, 2007, 09:28:40 AM
Quote from: Kefka on June 14, 2007, 09:26:51 AM
I caught my friend cutting himself.  navi;
Did you join in on it? navi;
Tempting, but no.
I see, I see.
Did you smack the bitch for doing something so stupid?
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: anus on June 14, 2007, 09:34:37 AM
Quote from: steal on June 14, 2007, 09:33:38 AM
I've walked in on my brother far too many times. He always throws the covers over himself and acts like he wasn't doing anything, and even when I say something he denies it, but it's really obvious he was jacking off. I hate having to share a room, that's why I always jack off in the bathroom. caterpie;

You have to share room? I remember I had to share a room a couple of years ago with my sister. It sucked.



No, I've never caught someone, nor have been caught. devil;
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: Bushy on June 14, 2007, 10:02:05 AM
I caught my cousin jacking to some of my Playboy
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: Buffy on June 14, 2007, 11:09:49 AM
My mom was in Big Lots and she went to the bathroom and heard people having sex in the stall. She told the employees and they just stood around saying "Oh my God! They're doing it! They really are!"
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: Sports1 on June 14, 2007, 11:13:56 AM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 14, 2007, 08:29:42 AM
I never caught it. Not complaining either.
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on June 14, 2007, 11:59:55 AM
Wait, your mother's friend was having sex with herself? Women can't be autosexual; it's just not possible. psyduck;
Quote from: JMV290 on June 14, 2007, 11:16:33 AM
No, but I jack off a lot.

...Same? caterpie;
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on June 14, 2007, 12:03:06 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 14, 2007, 11:59:55 AM
Wait, your mother's friend was having sex with herself? Women can't be autosexual; it's just not possible. psyduck;
Quote from: JMV290 on June 14, 2007, 11:16:33 AM
No, but I jack off a lot.

...Same? caterpie;
My friend's mom was having sex with her a husband...
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: Ezloﺕ on June 14, 2007, 12:11:25 PM
Yes. I caught an older friend of mine have sex once. He had a rather strange face...
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 14, 2007, 01:08:38 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 14, 2007, 08:25:29 AM
My friend's mom said to not come in her room. So then I had to go to the bathroom and I had to pass the mom's room. So I just took a peek in there while walking to the bathroom,because the door wasn't closed and I went like "Eww... Wtf?"... She was having sex. I was like 9 when this happened.

Did she notice you there?
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on June 14, 2007, 01:10:32 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 14, 2007, 01:08:38 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 14, 2007, 08:25:29 AM
My friend's mom said to not come in her room. So then I had to go to the bathroom and I had to pass the mom's room. So I just took a peek in there while walking to the bathroom,because the door wasn't closed and I went like "Eww... Wtf?"... She was having sex. I was like 9 when this happened.

Did she notice you there?
She was to busy, and I ran while I was going to the bathroom.
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 14, 2007, 01:11:25 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 14, 2007, 01:10:32 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 14, 2007, 01:08:38 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 14, 2007, 08:25:29 AM
My friend's mom said to not come in her room. So then I had to go to the bathroom and I had to pass the mom's room. So I just took a peek in there while walking to the bathroom,because the door wasn't closed and I went like "Eww... Wtf?"... She was having sex. I was like 9 when this happened.

Did she notice you there?
She was to busy, and I ran while I was going to the bathroom.

You got lucky. flower;
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: Tri4se on June 14, 2007, 04:41:57 PM
I SAW THIS FAT KID IN MY CLASS JACKING OFF. I LOST SIGHT IN MY RIGHT EYE.  burned;
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: Geno on June 14, 2007, 04:53:20 PM
Me and my girlfriend Masturbated at the same time... does that count?  caterpie;
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: superclucky on June 14, 2007, 04:54:11 PM
I walked in when a guy was peeing.
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2007, 04:54:17 PM
These boys behind our school.  It was scary because they saw me see them, and they smiled. gonk;
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on June 14, 2007, 04:55:24 PM
Quote from: Geno. on June 14, 2007, 04:53:20 PM
Me and my girlfriend Masturbated at the same time... does that count?  caterpie;

No...

It's like they don't know you're jacking off or something and they just walk in the room seeing you you jack off in shock.
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: Geno on June 14, 2007, 04:56:08 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 14, 2007, 04:55:24 PM
Quote from: Geno. on June 14, 2007, 04:53:20 PM
Me and my girlfriend Masturbated at the same time... does that count?  caterpie;

No...

It's like they don't know you're jacking off or something and they just walk in the room seeing you you jack off in shock.
Then no I haven't.
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: InbredPsychosis on June 14, 2007, 04:56:35 PM
Apparently I've walked in on my parents while they were doing it, but I don't remember. I was too young.
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: superclucky on June 14, 2007, 04:57:18 PM
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 14, 2007, 04:56:35 PM
Apparently I've walked in on my parents while they were doing it, but I don't remember. I was too young.
were you traumatized and developed a fetish for feet
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: Feynman on June 14, 2007, 04:58:07 PM
I caught my parents having sex when I was about seven.

I was very very confused. After that, I got "The Talk".
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: Geno on June 14, 2007, 04:59:38 PM
Quote from: Bassir on June 14, 2007, 04:58:07 PM
I caught my parents having sex when I was about seven.

I was very very confused. After that, I got "The Talk".
Hey atleast you learned. I walked into 6th grade health and the first thing we learned about is sex. I was like... what??

I got pissed at my parents for not telling me emo;
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 14, 2007, 05:01:31 PM
Quote from: Geno. on June 14, 2007, 04:59:38 PM
Quote from: Bassir on June 14, 2007, 04:58:07 PM
I caught my parents having sex when I was about seven.

I was very very confused. After that, I got "The Talk".
Hey atleast you learned. I walked into 6th grade health and the first thing we learned about is sex. I was like... what??

I got pissed at my parents for not telling me emo;

For some reason, I just naturally knew what sex was. psyduck;
I never even got "The Talk".
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on June 14, 2007, 05:02:00 PM
Quote from: Bassir on June 14, 2007, 04:58:07 PM
I caught my parents having sex when I was about seven.

I was very very confused. After that, I got "The Talk".
Lol, when I was 8. I heard my parent's bed making sounds at night, and they were under covers and my parents said they got the monsters from under their bed and are killing them "under the covers"...

Then, at 11 when I got Sex Education. I realized that I caught my parents having sex.
Title: Re: Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?
Post by: Corporal Atlas on June 14, 2007, 05:14:22 PM
No.