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Have you ever caught someone jacking off, having sex, ect?

Started by 6M69I69B9, June 14, 2007, 08:25:29 AM

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ncba93ivyase

June 14, 2007, 11:59:55 AM #15
Wait, your mother's friend was having sex with herself? Women can't be autosexual; it's just not possible. psyduck;
Quote from: JMV290 on June 14, 2007, 11:16:33 AM
No, but I jack off a lot.

...Same? caterpie;

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

6M69I69B9

June 14, 2007, 12:03:06 PM #16
Quote from: Lawlz on June 14, 2007, 11:59:55 AM
Wait, your mother's friend was having sex with herself? Women can't be autosexual; it's just not possible. psyduck;
Quote from: JMV290 on June 14, 2007, 11:16:33 AM
No, but I jack off a lot.

...Same? caterpie;
My friend's mom was having sex with her a husband...
Quote from: Travis on April 03, 2015, 10:52:52 PM
gotta eat the booty like groceries


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Ezloļŗ•

June 14, 2007, 12:11:25 PM #17
Yes. I caught an older friend of mine have sex once. He had a rather strange face...
:)

Kalahari Inkantation

June 14, 2007, 01:08:38 PM #18
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 14, 2007, 08:25:29 AM
My friend's mom said to not come in her room. So then I had to go to the bathroom and I had to pass the mom's room. So I just took a peek in there while walking to the bathroom,because the door wasn't closed and I went like "Eww... Wtf?"... She was having sex. I was like 9 when this happened.

Did she notice you there?

6M69I69B9

June 14, 2007, 01:10:32 PM #19
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 14, 2007, 01:08:38 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 14, 2007, 08:25:29 AM
My friend's mom said to not come in her room. So then I had to go to the bathroom and I had to pass the mom's room. So I just took a peek in there while walking to the bathroom,because the door wasn't closed and I went like "Eww... Wtf?"... She was having sex. I was like 9 when this happened.

Did she notice you there?
She was to busy, and I ran while I was going to the bathroom.
Quote from: Travis on April 03, 2015, 10:52:52 PM
gotta eat the booty like groceries


Quote from: Travis on March 01, 2018, 08:44:39 PM
Quote from: reefer on March 01, 2018, 06:15:08 PM
Technology and globalism go hand and hand. If you want to be on the forefront of technology then you gotta be global

the earth is flat you globecuck




Kalahari Inkantation

June 14, 2007, 01:11:25 PM #20
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 14, 2007, 01:10:32 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 14, 2007, 01:08:38 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 14, 2007, 08:25:29 AM
My friend's mom said to not come in her room. So then I had to go to the bathroom and I had to pass the mom's room. So I just took a peek in there while walking to the bathroom,because the door wasn't closed and I went like "Eww... Wtf?"... She was having sex. I was like 9 when this happened.

Did she notice you there?
She was to busy, and I ran while I was going to the bathroom.

You got lucky. flower;

Tri4se

June 14, 2007, 04:41:57 PM #21
I SAW THIS FAT KID IN MY CLASS JACKING OFF. I LOST SIGHT IN MY RIGHT EYE.  burned;

Geno

June 14, 2007, 04:53:20 PM #22
Me and my girlfriend Masturbated at the same time... does that count?  caterpie;
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

superclucky

June 14, 2007, 04:54:11 PM #23
I walked in when a guy was peeing.
kewns are smelly

Himu

June 14, 2007, 04:54:17 PM #24
These boys behind our school.  It was scary because they saw me see them, and they smiled. gonk;

6M69I69B9

June 14, 2007, 04:55:24 PM #25
Quote from: Geno. on June 14, 2007, 04:53:20 PM
Me and my girlfriend Masturbated at the same time... does that count?  caterpie;

No...

It's like they don't know you're jacking off or something and they just walk in the room seeing you you jack off in shock.
Quote from: Travis on April 03, 2015, 10:52:52 PM
gotta eat the booty like groceries


Quote from: Travis on March 01, 2018, 08:44:39 PM
Quote from: reefer on March 01, 2018, 06:15:08 PM
Technology and globalism go hand and hand. If you want to be on the forefront of technology then you gotta be global

the earth is flat you globecuck




Geno

June 14, 2007, 04:56:08 PM #26
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 14, 2007, 04:55:24 PM
Quote from: Geno. on June 14, 2007, 04:53:20 PM
Me and my girlfriend Masturbated at the same time... does that count?  caterpie;

No...

It's like they don't know you're jacking off or something and they just walk in the room seeing you you jack off in shock.
Then no I haven't.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

InbredPsychosis

June 14, 2007, 04:56:35 PM #27
Apparently I've walked in on my parents while they were doing it, but I don't remember. I was too young.
TAKE UR MEDICINE

superclucky

June 14, 2007, 04:57:18 PM #28
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 14, 2007, 04:56:35 PM
Apparently I've walked in on my parents while they were doing it, but I don't remember. I was too young.
were you traumatized and developed a fetish for feet
kewns are smelly

Feynman

June 14, 2007, 04:58:07 PM #29
I caught my parents having sex when I was about seven.

I was very very confused. After that, I got "The Talk".
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