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Title: How to be a baby boomer
Post by: Daddy on March 30, 2016, 06:03:48 PM
Step 1.) Write articles about Millenials. Make sure it's obvious to anyone under 30 that you've never actually talked to a "Millenial" except that one time a 26 year old girl rejected you at a bar, thus prompting you to write the article
Step 2.) Share articles about Millenials written by other Baby Boombers
Step 3.) Pretend you didn't lose your entire retirement fund in 2008 because you made retarded investment decisions
Step 4.) Blame miillenials
Step 5.) Get viagra
Title: Re: How to be a baby boomer
Post by: Daddy on March 30, 2016, 06:04:08 PM
MILLENIALS DON'T EAT BREAKFAST CEREAL BECAUSE THEY'RE 2 LAZY TO WASH BOWLS
Title: Re: How to be a baby boomer
Post by: don't let's on March 30, 2016, 06:05:30 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on March 30, 2016, 06:04:08 PM
MILLENIALS DON'T EAT BREAKFAST CEREAL BECAUSE THEY'RE 2 LAZY TO WASH BOWLS
It's like nobody ever heard of styrofoam bowls.
Title: Re: How to be a baby boomer
Post by: ME## on March 30, 2016, 06:05:48 PM
fucking millennial scum


here's how to be a real boomer


1969 'stang in the drive way next to your boat next to your 2016 'stang banging your wife on your tract house's lawn whilst you waste water
Title: Re: How to be a baby boomer
Post by: Daddy on March 30, 2016, 06:10:43 PM
Quote from: … on March 30, 2016, 06:05:30 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on March 30, 2016, 06:04:08 PM
MILLENIALS DON'T EAT BREAKFAST CEREAL BECAUSE THEY'RE 2 LAZY TO WASH BOWLS
It's like nobody ever heard of styrofoam bowls.
it was a real article lol
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/02/23/this-is-the-height-of-laziness/

Which references a better write up from the NYT

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/24/dining/breakfast-cereal.html?_r=0

Somehow they took "it's inconvenient" as in not having time to eat thus skipping breakfast, and when they do, they usually eat something else that is more convenient (or healthier)  as "lol millenials are too lazy to wash a bowl"

nah brah, it's too inconvenient to stop and sit down to eat a fucking bowl of cereal if I can bring a cup of yogurt and some fruit and eat it in my car

madood;
Title: Re: How to be a baby boomer
Post by: don't let's on March 30, 2016, 06:12:09 PM
Sometimes I just toast a couple frozen waffles and eat them in the car
Title: Re: How to be a baby boomer
Post by: Daddy on March 30, 2016, 06:15:01 PM
that's because your'e too lazy to wash a bowl

but srsly if I can boil a couple of eggs while getting ready and eat those on the go and pay like 2 bucks for a week's worth of eggs and some fruit why the fuck would i pay like $4.00 for cereal and $2.50 for milk and then spend the time sitting down when i need to be at work  akudood;
Title: Re: How to be a baby boomer
Post by: don't let's on March 30, 2016, 06:15:07 PM
Also, I wonder what the exact survey questions were for that?
Title: Re: How to be a baby boomer
Post by: Thyme on March 30, 2016, 06:16:42 PM
i eat my cereals standing up in front of the counter lol
Title: Re: How to be a baby boomer
Post by: don't let's on March 30, 2016, 06:16:42 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on March 30, 2016, 06:15:01 PM
that's because your'e too lazy to wash a bowl

but srsly if I can boil a couple of eggs while getting ready and eat those on the go and pay like 2 bucks for a week's worth of eggs and some fruit why the fuck would i pay like $4.00 for cereal and $2.50 for milk and then spend the time sitting down when i need to be at work  akudood;
My problem mostly is that I'll keep hitting snooze until the very last minute and don't have time for anything else.
Title: Re: How to be a baby boomer
Post by: ME## on March 30, 2016, 06:19:54 PM
i don't eat cereal because i don't want to be fucking reminded 'don't use all of the milk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' every fucking morning
Title: Re: How to be a baby boomer
Post by: Thyme on March 30, 2016, 06:21:30 PM
Quote from: David on March 30, 2016, 06:19:54 PM
i don't eat cereal because i don't want to be fucking reminded 'don't use all of the milk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' every fucking morning


that definitely is an advantage of living alone
Title: Re: How to be a baby boomer
Post by: Daddy on March 30, 2016, 06:29:12 PM
That's definitely an advantage of being able to digest lactose.  :(
Title: Re: How to be a baby boomer
Post by: Thyme on March 30, 2016, 06:33:29 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on March 30, 2016, 06:29:12 PM
That's definitely an advantage of being able to digest lactose.  :(


yeah the other options are too expensive smh
Title: Re: How to be a baby boomer
Post by: Thyme on March 30, 2016, 06:35:41 PM
tho my UC did make me experiment with some stuff and i bought some soy chocolate milk the other day and i must say it was p. damn good

*thread is moved to food board*
Title: Re: How to be a baby boomer
Post by: don't let's on March 30, 2016, 06:37:19 PM
How many intolerant people do we have on Boyah?
Title: Re: How to be a baby boomer
Post by: Daddy on March 30, 2016, 06:51:24 PM
Quote from: … on March 30, 2016, 06:37:19 PM
How many intolerant people do we have on Boyah?
david is a bigot


he hates anything that isn't hfcs
Title: Re: How to be a baby boomer
Post by: YPrrrr on March 30, 2016, 07:53:21 PM
I don't eat cereal because either the milk or cereal goes faster than the other and then I am missing an ingredient and it drives me insane.

Also I really don't like washing bowls n_u

I usually just skip breakfast entirely though tbh
Title: Re: How to be a baby boomer
Post by: ME## on March 30, 2016, 07:54:15 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on March 30, 2016, 06:51:24 PM
Quote from: … on March 30, 2016, 06:37:19 PM
How many intolerant people do we have on Boyah?
david is a bigot


he hates anything that isn't hfcs
corn keeps America number one
Title: Re: How to be a baby boomer
Post by: Thyme on March 30, 2016, 08:25:59 PM
i put my bowl in the sink and i wash it the one time in the week i do the dishes hocuspocus;
Title: Re: How to be a baby boomer
Post by: Daddy on March 30, 2016, 09:09:30 PM
Quote from: Chyme on March 30, 2016, 08:25:59 PM
i put my bowl in the sink and i wash it the one time in the week i do the dishes hocuspocus;
How big is your sink?

Mine gets overfilled if I cook and eat 2 days worth of meals
Title: Re: How to be a baby boomer
Post by: C.Mongler on March 30, 2016, 09:41:07 PM
I've done 3 of these things  giggle;