Step 1.) Write articles about Millenials. Make sure it's obvious to anyone under 30 that you've never actually talked to a "Millenial" except that one time a 26 year old girl rejected you at a bar, thus prompting you to write the article
Step 2.) Share articles about Millenials written by other Baby Boombers
Step 3.) Pretend you didn't lose your entire retirement fund in 2008 because you made retarded investment decisions
Step 4.) Blame miillenials
Step 5.) Get viagra
MILLENIALS DON'T EAT BREAKFAST CEREAL BECAUSE THEY'RE 2 LAZY TO WASH BOWLS
Quote from: Khadafi on March 30, 2016, 06:04:08 PM
MILLENIALS DON'T EAT BREAKFAST CEREAL BECAUSE THEY'RE 2 LAZY TO WASH BOWLS
It's like nobody ever heard of styrofoam bowls.
fucking millennial scum
here's how to be a real boomer
1969 'stang in the drive way next to your boat next to your 2016 'stang banging your wife on your tract house's lawn whilst you waste water
Quote from: … on March 30, 2016, 06:05:30 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on March 30, 2016, 06:04:08 PM
MILLENIALS DON'T EAT BREAKFAST CEREAL BECAUSE THEY'RE 2 LAZY TO WASH BOWLS
It's like nobody ever heard of styrofoam bowls.
it was a real article lol
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/02/23/this-is-the-height-of-laziness/
Which references a better write up from the NYT
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/24/dining/breakfast-cereal.html?_r=0
Somehow they took "it's inconvenient" as in not having time to eat thus skipping breakfast, and when they do, they usually eat something else that is more convenient (or healthier) as "lol millenials are too lazy to wash a bowl"
nah brah, it's too inconvenient to stop and sit down to eat a fucking bowl of cereal if I can bring a cup of yogurt and some fruit and eat it in my car
madood;
Sometimes I just toast a couple frozen waffles and eat them in the car
that's because your'e too lazy to wash a bowl
but srsly if I can boil a couple of eggs while getting ready and eat those on the go and pay like 2 bucks for a week's worth of eggs and some fruit why the fuck would i pay like $4.00 for cereal and $2.50 for milk and then spend the time sitting down when i need to be at work akudood;
Also, I wonder what the exact survey questions were for that?
i eat my cereals standing up in front of the counter lol
Quote from: Khadafi on March 30, 2016, 06:15:01 PM
that's because your'e too lazy to wash a bowl
but srsly if I can boil a couple of eggs while getting ready and eat those on the go and pay like 2 bucks for a week's worth of eggs and some fruit why the fuck would i pay like $4.00 for cereal and $2.50 for milk and then spend the time sitting down when i need to be at work akudood;
My problem mostly is that I'll keep hitting snooze until the very last minute and don't have time for anything else.
i don't eat cereal because i don't want to be fucking reminded 'don't use all of the milk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' every fucking morning
Quote from: David on March 30, 2016, 06:19:54 PM
i don't eat cereal because i don't want to be fucking reminded 'don't use all of the milk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' every fucking morning
that definitely is an advantage of living alone
That's definitely an advantage of being able to digest lactose. :(
Quote from: Khadafi on March 30, 2016, 06:29:12 PM
That's definitely an advantage of being able to digest lactose. :(
yeah the other options are too expensive smh
tho my UC did make me experiment with some stuff and i bought some soy chocolate milk the other day and i must say it was p. damn good
*thread is moved to food board*
How many intolerant people do we have on Boyah?
Quote from: … on March 30, 2016, 06:37:19 PM
How many intolerant people do we have on Boyah?
david is a bigot
he hates anything that isn't hfcs
I don't eat cereal because either the milk or cereal goes faster than the other and then I am missing an ingredient and it drives me insane.
Also I really don't like washing bowls n_u
I usually just skip breakfast entirely though tbh
Quote from: Khadafi on March 30, 2016, 06:51:24 PM
Quote from: … on March 30, 2016, 06:37:19 PM
How many intolerant people do we have on Boyah?
david is a bigot
he hates anything that isn't hfcs
corn keeps America number one
i put my bowl in the sink and i wash it the one time in the week i do the dishes hocuspocus;
Quote from: Chyme on March 30, 2016, 08:25:59 PM
i put my bowl in the sink and i wash it the one time in the week i do the dishes hocuspocus;
How big is your sink?
Mine gets overfilled if I cook and eat 2 days worth of meals
I've done 3 of these things giggle;