How to be a baby boomer

[Daddy]

Step 1.) Write articles about Millenials. Make sure it's obvious to anyone under 30 that you've never actually talked to a "Millenial" except that one time a 26 year old girl rejected you at a bar, thus prompting you to write the article
Step 2.) Share articles about Millenials written by other Baby Boombers
Step 3.) Pretend you didn't lose your entire retirement fund in 2008 because you made retarded investment decisions
Step 4.) Blame miillenials
Step 5.) Get viagra

[Daddy]

MILLENIALS DON'T EAT BREAKFAST CEREAL BECAUSE THEY'RE 2 LAZY TO WASH BOWLS

[don't let's]

MILLENIALS DON'T EAT BREAKFAST CEREAL BECAUSE THEY'RE 2 LAZY TO WASH BOWLS

It's like nobody ever heard of styrofoam bowls.

[ME##]

fucking millennial scum


here's how to be a real boomer


1969 'stang in the drive way next to your boat next to your 2016 'stang banging your wife on your tract house's lawn whilst you waste water

[Daddy]

MILLENIALS DON'T EAT BREAKFAST CEREAL BECAUSE THEY'RE 2 LAZY TO WASH BOWLS

It's like nobody ever heard of styrofoam bowls.

it was a real article lol
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/02/23/this-is-the-height-of-laziness/

Which references a better write up from the NYT

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/24/dining/breakfast-cereal.html?_r=0

Somehow they took "it's inconvenient" as in not having time to eat thus skipping breakfast, and when they do, they usually eat something else that is more convenient (or healthier)  as "lol millenials are too lazy to wash a bowl"

nah brah, it's too inconvenient to stop and sit down to eat a fucking bowl of cereal if I can bring a cup of yogurt and some fruit and eat it in my car

[don't let's]

Sometimes I just toast a couple frozen waffles and eat them in the car

[Daddy]

that's because your'e too lazy to wash a bowl

but if I can boil a couple of eggs while getting ready and eat those on the go and pay like 2 bucks for a week's worth of eggs and some fruit why the fuck would i pay like $4.00 for cereal and $2.50 for milk and then spend the time sitting down when i need to be at work 

[don't let's]

Also, I wonder what the exact survey questions were for that?

[Thyme]

i eat my cereals standing up in front of the counter lol

[don't let's]

that's because your'e too lazy to wash a bowl

but if I can boil a couple of eggs while getting ready and eat those on the go and pay like 2 bucks for a week's worth of eggs and some fruit why the fuck would i pay like $4.00 for cereal and $2.50 for milk and then spend the time sitting down when i need to be at work 

My problem mostly is that I'll keep hitting snooze until the very last minute and don't have time for anything else.

[ME##]

i don't eat cereal because i don't want to be fucking reminded 'don't use all of the milk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' every fucking morning

[Thyme]

i don't eat cereal because i don't want to be fucking reminded 'don't use all of the milk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' every fucking morning

that definitely is an advantage of living alone

[Daddy]

That's definitely an advantage of being able to digest lactose. 

[Thyme]

That's definitely an advantage of being able to digest lactose. 

yeah the other options are too expensive smh

[Thyme]

tho my UC did make me experiment with some stuff and i bought some soy chocolate milk the other day and i must say it was p. damn good

*thread is moved to food board*