Our tale starts last night as I was preparing myself to go to work, my brother comes into my room and starts trying to weasel me into purchasing a used Wii U. He claims that he'd pay for half of it. I make non-committal grunts in hopes that he will soon leave my room so I can go back to watching my hentai. Eventually he does leave but it leaves me with one thought: 'How does a person who hasn't showered in a week and doesn't have a job have money to purchase a Wii U? And why does he want a Wii U when he barely touches the New 3DS XL he bought with his FAFSA money and then subsequently stopped going to the local community college?'
This thought keeps bugging me until I ask the mother person to divulge how he got money. Her answer was sharp and painful.
'His friends on the internet gave him $100,' she says flatly as if that is an every day occurrence.
Do I want to know what he's done to and/or with these people to warrant one hundred bucks? Can the reality be more horrifying than that? The world may never know.
he's a camwhore and that's why he buys dildos on your ds
Smart kid. I should start doing something like that.
im your brother
I love him already
What happened to good old fashioned american values
hes a bitcoin dealer
He's a twitch streamer obviously
"Ugh, my bro wont buy a Wii U, what a tool" emodood;
Quote from: Commander Fuckass on November 12, 2015, 09:27:17 AM
He's a twitch streamer obviously
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Quote from: Commander Fuckass on November 12, 2015, 09:27:17 AM
He's a twitch streamer obviously
"Ugh, my bro wont buy a Wii U, what a tool" emodood;
that's truly worse than That
maybe he chopped his dick off on 4chan for some dollars did you see any dicks in the washroom trash can
this is unsettling at best tbt
what kind of hentai?????????
Quote from: YPR Classic on November 11, 2015, 07:47:21 PM
What happened to good old fashioned american values
whatever happened to predictability?
whatever happened to robot jones
Quote from: ʜɨɍɵ҈҈ on November 14, 2015, 03:47:54 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on November 11, 2015, 07:47:21 PM
What happened to good old fashioned american values
whatever happened to predictability?
the milkman? The paperboy?
I am now a camwhore.
Hey, any of you guys want to give me a hundred buckaroos?