More Disturbing Tales of My Brother

[ME##]

Our tale starts last night as I was preparing myself to go to work, my brother comes into my room and starts trying to weasel me into purchasing a used Wii U.  He claims that he'd pay for half of it.  I make non-committal grunts in hopes that he will soon leave my room so I can go back to watching my hentai.  Eventually he does leave but it leaves me with one thought:  'How does a person who hasn't showered in a week and doesn't have a job have money to purchase a Wii U?  And why does he want a Wii U when he barely touches the New 3DS XL he bought with his FAFSA money and then subsequently stopped going to the local community college?'


This thought keeps bugging me until I ask the mother person to divulge how he got money.  Her answer was sharp and painful.

'His friends on the internet gave him $100,' she says flatly as if that is an every day occurrence. 


Do I want to know what he's done to and/or with these people to warrant one hundred bucks?  Can the reality be more horrifying than that?  The world may never know.

[Samus Aran]

he's a camwhore and that's why he buys dildos on your ds

[Classic]

Smart kid. I should start doing something like that.

[??????]

im your brother
I love him already

[YPrrrr]

What happened to good old fashioned american values

[Travis]

hes a bitcoin dealer

[Commander Fuckass]

He's a twitch streamer obviously

"Ugh, my bro wont buy a Wii U, what a tool" emodood;

[caponehollywood]

He's a twitch streamer obviously

[ME##]

He's a twitch streamer obviously

"Ugh, my bro wont buy a Wii U, what a tool" emodood;

that's truly worse than That

[C.Mongler]

maybe he chopped his dick off on 4chan for some dollars did you see any dicks in the washroom trash can

[silvertone]

this is unsettling at best tbt

[strongbad]

what kind of hentai?????????

[Hiro]

What happened to good old fashioned american values

whatever happened to predictability?

[Travis]

whatever happened to robot jones

[TooB]

What happened to good old fashioned american values

whatever happened to predictability?

the milkman? The paperboy?