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Title: I was at the ol gas station (or the petrol station if you're a brit)
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on October 05, 2015, 10:44:28 PM

...And I wanted a smoothie. The petrol station had this chocolate smoothie machine in the back, so I wanted one. Not only did it not work, but it dripped poop ass ice cream on my arm. What a Gip

Title: Re: I was at the ol gas station (or the petrol station if you're a brit)
Post by: silvertone on October 05, 2015, 10:46:17 PM

ever have the gas station coffee?

Title: Re: I was at the ol gas station (or the petrol station if you're a brit)
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 05, 2015, 10:51:07 PM

i've got this health nut friend of mine that was preaching the glories of the C O F F E E E N E M A
so i roll up to the 711, grab a pair of 5$ sunglasses, make eye contact with the cappucino machine and one end of a plastic hose up my ass and the other in the cappuccino spicket and ol Pajeet screams bloody murder ive got third degree 2 feet up my intestines but every time i shit it smells like italy

Title: Re: I was at the ol gas station (or the petrol station if you're a brit)
Post by: silvertone on October 05, 2015, 10:54:47 PM

Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on October 05, 2015, 10:51:07 PM
i've got this health nut friend of mine that was preaching the glories of the C O F F E E E N E M A
so i roll up to the 711, grab a pair of 5$ sunglasses, make eye contact with the cappucino machine and one end of a plastic hose up my ass and the other in the cappuccino spicket and ol Pajeet screams bloody murder ive got third degree 2 feet up my intestines but every time i shit it smells like italy

you ever had gas station coffee?

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