I was at the ol gas station (or the petrol station if you're a brit)

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

...And I wanted a smoothie. The petrol station had this chocolate smoothie machine in the back, so I wanted one. Not only did it not work, but it dripped poop ass ice cream on my arm. What a Gip

[silvertone]

ever have the gas station coffee?

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

i've got this health nut friend of mine that was preaching the glories of the    C O F F E E   E N E M A
so i roll up to the 711, grab a pair of 5$ sunglasses, make eye contact with the cappucino machine and one end of a plastic hose up my ass and the other in the cappuccino spicket and ol Pajeet screams bloody murder ive got third degree 2 feet up my intestines but every time i shit it smells like italy

[silvertone]

i've got this health nut friend of mine that was preaching the glories of the    C O F F E E   E N E M A
so i roll up to the 711, grab a pair of 5$ sunglasses, make eye contact with the cappucino machine and one end of a plastic hose up my ass and the other in the cappuccino spicket and ol Pajeet screams bloody murder ive got third degree 2 feet up my intestines but every time i shit it smells like italy

you ever had gas station coffee?