08:00 Wake up
Notice multiple email alerts delivered to my phone over night.
8:10
Filter through emails and see that they are all low risk and false positive
9:28
Arrive at my office
The hackers are in the firewall
(https://i.imgur.com/PrAQBkr.jpg)
9:35
Throw a dart at the map of Eurasia
I miss. was it China that caused me to miss?
Are they in the HVAC system?
(https://i.imgur.com/yLs0iyF.jpg)
9:45
Analyze the data again.
This time I use a Ouija Board.
The ghost tells me to attribute the hack to russia
(https://i.imgur.com/aUMMJWs.jpg)
10:00
Case close, report it to CNN
(https://i.imgur.com/1OaOmdl.jpg)
11:30
oops there was no hack someone was just watching netflix and the traffic was high
silly me
i give this a green arrow
o8:oo*
im gonna write for cnn
Quote from: Khadafi on July 14, 2015, 06:03:17 PM
im gonna write for cnn
how to write for cnn
think 'would you like make cnn international your homepage?' is fine to keep on your homepage for over a year
actually i can write security posts for buzzfeed
17 ways hackers have already broken into your PC
Quote from: Khadafi on July 14, 2015, 07:14:39 PM
actually i can write security posts for buzzfeed
17 ways hackers have already broken into your PC
you should write this up and put it on the boyah homepage
I'll have to find the gifs
Quote from: Khadafi on July 14, 2015, 07:33:10 PM
I'll have to find the gifs
*indian from community screaming*
it's because indians r hackrs
im going to post it on tumblr
i just need some supernaturla dr who sherlok privlege gifs
http://i.imgur.com/Du23cPD.jpg use this pic
that was an awesome read, enjoyed it. had a biggie warning slash thriller song theme in my mind reading it. pictures added to effect.
I was reading an article for some software I'm playing with and came across this
(https://www.alienvault.com/blog-content/Open-Source-Intrusion-Detection.jpg)
can't get into that mainframe i guess lol.
http://www.wired.com/2015/07/hackers-remotely-kill-jeep-highway/
JMV STOP YOUR CYBER TERRORISM
Quote from: David on July 22, 2015, 02:33:40 PM
http://www.wired.com/2015/07/hackers-remotely-kill-jeep-highway/
JMV STOP YOUR CYBER TERRORISM
this is why i wear faraday cage pants
PART 3
(http://cdn.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/articles/2015/07/23/fbi-probes-hundreds-of-china-spy-cases/jcr:content/image.crop.800.500.jpg/47923140.cached.jpg)
Quote from: Khadafi on July 24, 2015, 12:47:23 PM
PART 3
(http://cdn.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/articles/2015/07/23/fbi-probes-hundreds-of-china-spy-cases/jcr:content/image.crop.800.500.jpg/47923140.cached.jpg)
reported to the state department