A day in the life of JMV vs THE HACKERS

[Daddy]

08:00 Wake up

Notice multiple email alerts delivered to my phone over night.

8:10

Filter through emails and see that they are all low risk and false positive

9:28

Arrive at my office
The hackers are in the firewall



9:35

Throw a dart at the map of Eurasia

I miss. was it China that caused me to miss?
Are they in the HVAC system?


9:45

Analyze the data again.
This time I use a Ouija Board.

The ghost tells me to attribute the hack to russia



10:00

Case close, report it to CNN





11:30

oops there was no hack someone was just watching netflix and the traffic was high

silly me

[silvertone]

i give this a green arrow

[ME##]

o8:oo*

[Daddy]

im gonna write for cnn

[ME##]

im gonna write for cnn

how to write for cnn


think 'would you like make cnn international your homepage?' is fine to keep on your homepage for over a year

[Daddy]

actually i can write security posts for buzzfeed


17 ways hackers have already broken into your PC

[Kalahari Inkantation]

actually i can write security posts for buzzfeed


17 ways hackers have already broken into your PC

you should write this up and put it on the boyah homepage

[Daddy]

I'll have to find the gifs

[ME##]

I'll have to find the gifs

*indian from community screaming*

[Daddy]

it's because indians r hackrs

im going to post it on tumblr

i just need some supernaturla dr who sherlok privlege gifs

[silvertone]

http://i.imgur.com/Du23cPD.jpg use this pic

[Socks]

that was an awesome read, enjoyed it. had a biggie warning slash thriller song theme in my mind reading it. pictures added to effect.

[Daddy]

I was reading an article for some software I'm playing with and came across this

[snoorkel]

can't get into that mainframe i guess lol.

[ME##]

http://www.wired.com/2015/07/hackers-remotely-kill-jeep-highway/

JMV STOP YOUR CYBER TERRORISM