this r serious thred
Basically I met this girl, we hung out at school for like the past month, and she even came over to my house a little over a week ago, but then we were just friends. She is returning to my home tomorrow, but things have changed (plot twist). We both admitted we had 'feelings' for each other one night over the phone. So now, I'm hoping something will happen, and if not, maybe Friday as we are going to see Fantastic Four 2 (I'm sure it'll suck, but just going to see her). Also, she's not my girlfriend officially or anything yet, but meh.
Also, my sister told me that she ( the hawt girl) told her on the phone that she was going to try to kiss me at my house (oh me gawd). In b4 " wut a faggot", but srsly, shes the best looking girl I've been slightly associated with, and DO WANT. So I hope I don't fuck up. Wut should i do guys? I'll take pics with her tomorrow for maximum fapage, but here is what I have now:
(http://a242.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/25/l_317dccf6fc51d2e067053ee69e48f889.jpg)
(shes the one on the left)
shes the best looking girl I've been slightly associated with
I feel bad for you. emo;
Quote from: SuperCluckyz on June 13, 2007, 03:31:54 PM
shes the best looking girl I've been slightly associated with
I feel bad for you. emo;
You're included in that category you know.
Quote from: SuperCluckyz on June 13, 2007, 03:31:54 PM
shes the best looking girl I've been slightly associated with
I feel bad for you. emo;
As do I. gonk;
Someone move this in the Serious Board. educate;
make sure your breathe doesnt stink and hope for the best ... but dont randomly bring it up like "oh i heard you were gunna kiss me" cuz then you would be weird ... just wait for it to happen then rub on her boobies !!!!
Quote from: peepeesryucky on June 13, 2007, 03:34:12 PM
make sure your reathe doesnt stink and hope for the best ... but dont randomly bring it up like "oh i heard you were gunna kiss me" cuz then you would be weird ... just wait for it to happen then rub on her boobies !!!!
Just for educate; tional purposes, this isn't like my first kiss or anything lulz.
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 03:34:54 PM
Quote from: peepeesryucky on June 13, 2007, 03:34:12 PM
make sure your reathe doesnt stink and hope for the best ... but dont randomly bring it up like "oh i heard you were gunna kiss me" cuz then you would be weird ... just wait for it to happen then rub on her boobies !!!!
Just for educate; tional purposes, this isn't like my first kiss or anything lulz.
Then dont be nervous ... but still make sure your breathe doesnt stink ...
Quote from: peepeesryucky on June 13, 2007, 03:36:10 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 03:34:54 PM
Quote from: peepeesryucky on June 13, 2007, 03:34:12 PM
make sure your reathe doesnt stink and hope for the best ... but dont randomly bring it up like "oh i heard you were gunna kiss me" cuz then you would be weird ... just wait for it to happen then rub on her boobies !!!!
Just for educate; tional purposes, this isn't like my first kiss or anything lulz.
Then dont be nervous ... but still make sure your breathe doesnt stink ...
Will do.
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 03:32:35 PM
Quote from: SuperCluckyz on June 13, 2007, 03:31:54 PM
shes the best looking girl I've been slightly associated with
I feel bad for you. emo;
You're included in that category you know.
thought u ment real life psyduck;
Quote from: SuperCluckyz on June 13, 2007, 03:37:56 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 03:32:35 PM
Quote from: SuperCluckyz on June 13, 2007, 03:31:54 PM
shes the best looking girl I've been slightly associated with
I feel bad for you. emo;
You're included in that category you know.
thought u ment real life psyduck;
slightly associated with
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 03:36:51 PM
Quote from: peepeesryucky on June 13, 2007, 03:36:10 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 03:34:54 PM
Quote from: peepeesryucky on June 13, 2007, 03:34:12 PM
make sure your reathe doesnt stink and hope for the best ... but dont randomly bring it up like "oh i heard you were gunna kiss me" cuz then you would be weird ... just wait for it to happen then rub on her boobies !!!!
Just for educate; tional purposes, this isn't like my first kiss or anything lulz.
Then dont be nervous ... but still make sure your breathe doesnt stink ...
Will do.
and
MAKE SURE she doesnt see this bcz then she will be mad at you for calling her friend a fat emo
Quote from: peepeesryucky on June 13, 2007, 03:39:28 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 03:36:51 PM
Quote from: peepeesryucky on June 13, 2007, 03:36:10 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 03:34:54 PM
Quote from: peepeesryucky on June 13, 2007, 03:34:12 PM
make sure your reathe doesnt stink and hope for the best ... but dont randomly bring it up like "oh i heard you were gunna kiss me" cuz then you would be weird ... just wait for it to happen then rub on her boobies !!!!
Just for educate; tional purposes, this isn't like my first kiss or anything lulz.
Then dont be nervous ... but still make sure your breathe doesnt stink ...
Will do.
and MAKE SURE she doesnt see this bcz then she will be mad at you for calling her friend a fat emo
I called her friend a fat emo to her face lulz. And then she called me a skinny cunt face wub;
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 03:40:33 PM
Quote from: peepeesryucky on June 13, 2007, 03:39:28 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 03:36:51 PM
Quote from: peepeesryucky on June 13, 2007, 03:36:10 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 03:34:54 PM
Quote from: peepeesryucky on June 13, 2007, 03:34:12 PM
make sure your reathe doesnt stink and hope for the best ... but dont randomly bring it up like "oh i heard you were gunna kiss me" cuz then you would be weird ... just wait for it to happen then rub on her boobies !!!!
Just for educate; tional purposes, this isn't like my first kiss or anything lulz.
Then dont be nervous ... but still make sure your breathe doesnt stink ...
Will do.
and MAKE SURE she doesnt see this bcz then she will be mad at you for calling her friend a fat emo
I called her friend a fat emo to her face lulz. And then she called me a skinny cunt face wub;
aww sounds like Love to me !
Quote from: peepeesryucky on June 13, 2007, 03:41:27 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 03:40:33 PM
Quote from: peepeesryucky on June 13, 2007, 03:39:28 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 03:36:51 PM
Quote from: peepeesryucky on June 13, 2007, 03:36:10 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 03:34:54 PM
Quote from: peepeesryucky on June 13, 2007, 03:34:12 PM
make sure your reathe doesnt stink and hope for the best ... but dont randomly bring it up like "oh i heard you were gunna kiss me" cuz then you would be weird ... just wait for it to happen then rub on her boobies !!!!
Just for educate; tional purposes, this isn't like my first kiss or anything lulz.
Then dont be nervous ... but still make sure your breathe doesnt stink ...
Will do.
and MAKE SURE she doesnt see this bcz then she will be mad at you for calling her friend a fat emo
I called her friend a fat emo to her face lulz. And then she called me a skinny cunt face wub;
aww sounds like Love to me !
Too bad she's a lesbian educate;
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 03:42:54 PM
Quote from: peepeesryucky on June 13, 2007, 03:41:27 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 03:40:33 PM
Quote from: peepeesryucky on June 13, 2007, 03:39:28 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 03:36:51 PM
Quote from: peepeesryucky on June 13, 2007, 03:36:10 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 03:34:54 PM
Quote from: peepeesryucky on June 13, 2007, 03:34:12 PM
make sure your reathe doesnt stink and hope for the best ... but dont randomly bring it up like "oh i heard you were gunna kiss me" cuz then you would be weird ... just wait for it to happen then rub on her boobies !!!!
Just for educate; tional purposes, this isn't like my first kiss or anything lulz.
Then dont be nervous ... but still make sure your breathe doesnt stink ...
Will do.
and MAKE SURE she doesnt see this bcz then she will be mad at you for calling her friend a fat emo
I called her friend a fat emo to her face lulz. And then she called me a skinny cunt face wub;
aww sounds like Love to me !
Too bad she's a lesbian educate;
To bad ?? thats even better ... you can get both of them at once ... even if the other one isnt a lesbian she will still be into it !
Quote from: peepeesryucky on June 13, 2007, 03:44:08 PM
To bad ?? thats even better ... you can get both of them at once ... even if the other one isnt a lesbian she will still be into it !
I see what you are saying there.
You're fucked for life unless you stop acting like a god damn /b/tard. That's not a compliment either, your fuckage is fucked fucked not fucked like penis in vagina fucked. Fucked.
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 13, 2007, 03:52:56 PM
You're fucked for life unless you stop acting like a god damn /b/tard. That's not a compliment either, your fuckage is fucked fucked not fucked like penis in vagina fucked. Fucked.
My /b/tardness has calmed down a bit. she's gotten used to me saying "so I herd u like *thing*" also.
This thread says otherwise. Just act like a person around her, not a /b/tard. People from 4Chan aren't people.
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 13, 2007, 03:55:15 PM
This thread says otherwise. Just act like a person around her, not a /b/tard. People from 4Chan aren't people.
But I didn't use a single meme in the original post cmongler;
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 03:26:53 PM
this r serious thred...( the hawt girl)...(oh me gawd). In b4 " wut a faggot", but srsly...Wut should i do guys?...
All associated with the "intentionally bad speller/dumbass" meme that Guff and Caps and the rest of Outsider and Boyah are in love with.
Quoteand DO WANT.
Meme.
Quotemaximum fapage
Fapage.
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 13, 2007, 04:05:55 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 03:26:53 PM
this r serious thred...( the hawt girl)...(oh me gawd). In b4 " wut a faggot", but srsly...Wut should i do guys?...
All associated with the "intentionally bad speller/dumbass" meme that Guff and Caps and the rest of Outsider and Boyah are in love with.
Quoteand DO WANT.
Meme.
Quotemaximum fapage
Fapage.
Guff obviously wasn't in love with them since he b& me lol.
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 13, 2007, 04:05:55 PM
All associated with the "intentionally bad speller/dumbass" meme that Guff and Caps and the rest of Outsider and Boyah are in love with.
Caps and Guff don't misspell words often at all. psyduck;
Quote from: Phydeaux on June 13, 2007, 04:13:56 PMCaps and Guff don't misspell words often at all. psyduck;
They intentionally use 12 year old AOL girl grammar.
I talked to a hot girl I know in real life a little while ago.
Shoot me, the impossible has happened.
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 13, 2007, 04:19:08 PM
They intentionally use 12 year old AOL girl grammar.
You didn't say anything about grammar before. psyduck;
Quote from: Phydeaux on June 13, 2007, 04:24:37 PM
You didn't say anything about grammar before. psyduck;
DON'T YOU GET TECHNICAL WITH ME YOU SLIME.
Quote from: Phydeaux on June 13, 2007, 04:24:37 PM
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 13, 2007, 04:19:08 PM
They intentionally use 12 year old AOL girl grammar.
You didn't say anything about grammar before. psyduck;
I figured "dumbass" was talking about grammar.
Also, which distro are you using right now?
Quote from: JMV290 on June 13, 2007, 04:33:05 PM
I figured "dumbass" was talking about grammar.
Also, which distro are you using right now?
I didn't.
Why.
FIDO THE POINT IS THEY NEED TO STOP ACTING LIKE DUMBASSES ALL THE TIME
Quote from: Phydeaux on June 13, 2007, 04:34:41 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on June 13, 2007, 04:33:05 PM
I figured "dumbass" was talking about grammar.
Also, which distro are you using right now?
I didn't.
Why.
I was just curious. psyduck;
i'm coming over, k?
Quote from: Bassir on June 13, 2007, 04:38:12 PM
i'm coming over, k?
I'll be waiting for you baby wub;
Quote from: Bassir on June 13, 2007, 04:38:12 PM
i'm coming over, k?
If you came over to my house, I wouldn't let you past the front door. wub;
Quote from: Thief888 on June 13, 2007, 04:45:16 PM
Quote from: Bassir on June 13, 2007, 04:38:12 PM
i'm coming over, k?
If you came over to my house, I wouldn't let you past the front door. wub;
Are you fucking serious? I mean, I'd actually come by and visit one day.
Quote from: Bassir on June 13, 2007, 04:46:00 PM
Quote from: Thief888 on June 13, 2007, 04:45:16 PM
Quote from: Bassir on June 13, 2007, 04:38:12 PM
i'm coming over, k?
If you came over to my house, I wouldn't let you past the front door. wub;
Are you fucking serious? I mean, I'd actually come by and visit one day.
Uhm, Bassir, you're losing your touch. You should have replied "And if they don't let us in through the front
We'll come through the side"
Quote from: JMV290 on June 13, 2007, 04:48:20 PM
Uhm, Bassir, you're losing your touch. You should have replied "And if they don't let us in through the front
We'll come through the side"
I was serious.
The man lives very close to me.
The one on the left is hotter then the one of the right. Still doesn't beat my girlfriend though psyduck;
I saw it on Outsider.
Quote from: Geno. on June 13, 2007, 05:01:23 PM
The one on the left is hotter then the one of the right. Still doesn't beat my girlfriend though psyduck;
The one on the left is the one i want to stick it in her pooper. duh. wub;
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 06:18:43 PM
Quote from: Geno. on June 13, 2007, 05:01:23 PM
The one on the left is hotter then the one of the right. Still doesn't beat my girlfriend though psyduck;
The one on the left is the one i want to stick it in her pooper. duh. wub;
bring her to ny plz
Not gonna lie...she is good looking. Nice choice. flower;
Best of luck tomorrow. Be sure to brush your teeth and wear cologne. Or deodorant..some girls can smell mine lol.
HOLY CRAP A GIRL
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 07:02:40 PM
HOLY CRAP A GIRL
That's what I said when she started talking to me.
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 07:05:29 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 07:02:40 PM
HOLY CRAP A GIRL
That's what I said when she started talking to me.
did u think it was asome finally tlkin 2 a gurl
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 07:05:29 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 07:02:40 PM
HOLY CRAP A GIRL
That's what I said when she started talking to me.
Every time I meet a girl that I like and have a decent time with, I never see her again. emo;
What is this "girl" you speak of? Wait, you mean NOT A GUY?! AAAAAAAAA gonk;
Am I supposed to be impressed?
Quote from: Bassir on June 13, 2007, 07:08:35 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 13, 2007, 07:05:29 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 07:02:40 PM
HOLY CRAP A GIRL
That's what I said when she started talking to me.
Every time I meet a girl that I like and have a decent time with, I never see her again. emo;
They're avoiding you Bassir.
Quote from: Lawlz on June 13, 2007, 07:13:41 PM
Am I supposed to be impressed?
I was kind of hoping you were. That was the entire point of the thread antiflower;
Quote from: MILADMAAAN on June 13, 2007, 07:15:18 PM
They're avoiding you Bassir.
I believe the reason I never see them again is because they live far and I meet them at parks and stuff. emo;
LAWLERUPDATES: deardiary;
Okay, so she just left (okay actually a while ago now). was here from 10 AM to 6:45 PM. Wew. We watched 3 movies. Fantastic 4, The Warriors, and Jesus Camp. Fantastic 4 we sat about 4 inches apart. It was expected, the movie sucked shit anyway (like I said, going to see it Friday with her and figured i should see FF1 first). Afterwards came the Warriors, which was the same way until about the last twenty minutes. At that point, she got up to go to the bathroom (hawt lol) and she came back she sat like right next to me. Like as close as you can get with out actually being on my lap. Anyway, we just sat close together, then when watched Jesus Camp. Scary as sit movie let me tell you. Then she moved her hand close to mine, and we spent the next 30 minutes slowly (and i mean slowly) lacing our fingers from the top side of our hands (not the palm side lol) without saying anything. Then I just got a rush of 'lol this gurls hawt' and I said "Okay well i'm guessing both of us want to hold hands, so I guess I'll speak up, because at that rate its going to take hours". So I grabbed her hand and held it. I creamed a little honestly, not going to lie. Anyway, that was my day. I didn't go too far today since I'll be with her tomorrow anyway, but still. Pretty good for a /b/tard anyway right? She bit my arm too, which I found kinda kinky wub;
Also, she didn't want to take 'lol maispace' pics but i grabbed my camera and toke pics of her running away from me, so ass shots. Its not fair though since she took like 80 of me china;
(http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/5008/img1421ee3.jpg)
(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1940/img1426ak6.jpg)
(http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8166/img1423iz6.jpg)
She looks like a man in those pictures. powerofone;
Good job, C.Mongler. thumbup;
Quote from: V on June 14, 2007, 05:11:14 PM
Good job, C.Mongler. thumbup;
Great success baby;
Quote from: Pele on June 14, 2007, 05:15:04 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 05:14:14 PM
Quote from: V on June 14, 2007, 05:11:14 PM
Good job, C.Mongler. thumbup;
Great success baby;
Let's see said "80 pics" of you.
She has them on her camera, I'll ask for them, but I looked like more shit than usual today so I'm not sure why you'd want to see them edumacate;
Good job. I'm proud of ya. Now get pics that look like a woman.
Quote from: Bassir on June 14, 2007, 05:11:06 PM
She looks like a man in those pictures. powerofone;
Look at the hips. You can tell it's a girl.
Quote from: V on June 14, 2007, 05:35:12 PM
Quote from: Bassir on June 14, 2007, 05:11:06 PM
She looks like a man in those pictures. powerofone;
Look at the hips. You can tell it's a girl.
she got dem curves dawg
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 06:10:09 PM
Quote from: V on June 14, 2007, 05:35:12 PM
Quote from: Bassir on June 14, 2007, 05:11:06 PM
She looks like a man in those pictures. powerofone;
Look at the hips. You can tell it's a girl.
she got dem curves dawg
thats wassup, g. u gon tap dat?
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 06:22:40 PM
Quote from: V on June 14, 2007, 06:15:20 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 06:10:09 PM
Quote from: V on June 14, 2007, 05:35:12 PM
Quote from: Bassir on June 14, 2007, 05:11:06 PM
She looks like a man in those pictures. powerofone;
Look at the hips. You can tell it's a girl.
she got dem curves dawg
thats wassup, g. u gon tap dat?
mayb tomaw-o cuz
o shit.
lemme hav a peece o dat azz
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 14, 2007, 06:23:08 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 06:22:40 PM
Quote from: V on June 14, 2007, 06:15:20 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 06:10:09 PM
Quote from: V on June 14, 2007, 05:35:12 PM
Quote from: Bassir on June 14, 2007, 05:11:06 PM
She looks like a man in those pictures. powerofone;
Look at the hips. You can tell it's a girl.
she got dem curves dawg
thats wassup, g. u gon tap dat?
mayb tomaw-o cuz
o shit.
lemme hav a peece o dat azz
o shit son u wan git up in on dis treeway?
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 06:24:52 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 14, 2007, 06:23:08 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 06:22:40 PM
Quote from: V on June 14, 2007, 06:15:20 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 06:10:09 PM
Quote from: V on June 14, 2007, 05:35:12 PM
Quote from: Bassir on June 14, 2007, 05:11:06 PM
She looks like a man in those pictures. powerofone;
Look at the hips. You can tell it's a girl.
she got dem curves dawg
thats wassup, g. u gon tap dat?
mayb tomaw-o cuz
o shit.
lemme hav a peece o dat azz
o shit son u wan git up in on dis treeway?
nah man, i'm chirpin meh boiz on my Boost moblie
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 06:24:52 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 14, 2007, 06:23:08 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 06:22:40 PM
Quote from: V on June 14, 2007, 06:15:20 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 06:10:09 PM
Quote from: V on June 14, 2007, 05:35:12 PM
Quote from: Bassir on June 14, 2007, 05:11:06 PM
She looks like a man in those pictures. powerofone;
Look at the hips. You can tell it's a girl.
she got dem curves dawg
thats wassup, g. u gon tap dat?
mayb tomaw-o cuz
o shit.
lemme hav a peece o dat azz
o shit son u wan git up in on dis treeway?
u kno im down, son.
aight, wich wone u nigz gun bring da kay why jel mein.
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 06:31:01 PM
aight, wich wone u nigz gun bring da kay why jel mein.
i aint carrying dat thang ova dur. i gotsa 9 if that would suffice, my good sir. flower;
Quote from: V on June 14, 2007, 06:31:47 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 06:31:01 PM
aight, wich wone u nigz gun bring da kay why jel mein.
i aint carrying dat thang ova dur. i gotsa 9 if that would suffice, my good sir. flower;
wtf u talkin bout dawg, i sed KY JELAY, u know, for da anal
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 06:39:20 PM
Quote from: V on June 14, 2007, 06:31:47 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 06:31:01 PM
aight, wich wone u nigz gun bring da kay why jel mein.
i aint carrying dat thang ova dur. i gotsa 9 if that would suffice, my good sir. flower;
wtf u talkin bout dawg, i sed KY JELAY, u know, for da anal
i thought u sed the "k", as in the ak47. mah bad. silly negriod, always thinkin bout guns. caterpie;
yeah, i got the jelli.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww rite fap;
1. Offer her a drink with a daterape drug in it.
2. After she falls unconsious, strip her naked and take pix.
3. Post on BOAYH.
4. ?????
5. Profit! (In the form of getting mod'd)
Quote from: Tomboh on June 14, 2007, 07:49:33 PM
1. Offer her a drink with a daterape drug in it.
2. After she falls unconsious, strip her naked and take pix.
3. Post on BOAYH.
4. ?????
5. Profit! (In the form of getting mod'd)
Where's a good place to get some daterape drugs?
hey it's tomorrow
um we want nudes
Hey, you didn't fuck up. I'm proud.
You'll fuck up tomorrow.
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 14, 2007, 08:45:53 PM
Hey, you didn't fuck up. I'm proud.
You'll fuck up tomorrow.
That's the spirit! flower;
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 14, 2007, 08:45:53 PM
Hey, you didn't fuck up. I'm proud.
You'll fuck up tomorrow.
Thanks for the optimism wub;
I seriously have a feeling I'll fuck up tomorrow though. TIPS FOR MAKING LOVEY DOVEY TIME IN MOVIE THEATER PLZ.
HIGH FUCKING FIVE
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 08:47:38 PM
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 14, 2007, 08:45:53 PM
Hey, you didn't fuck up. I'm proud.
You'll fuck up tomorrow.
Thanks for the optimism wub;
I seriously have a feeling I'll fuck up tomorrow though. TIPS FOR MAKING LOVEY DOVEY TIME IN MOVIE THEATER PLZ.
Hold her hand again. Start some play fighting shit, which can lead to you possibly kissing her.
She always tries beating me up, but i think she's just trying to touch my cawk.
lol double post.
Whatever you do, make sure you remember this:
The only thing women respect is the hand.
And who are you?
At the movies, just play it cool and hold her hand. If she starts getting on you like laying on your shoulder maybe sneak a kiss. Go 90%, let the girl finish 10%. hitch;
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 09:01:35 PM
She always tries beating me up, but i think she's just trying to touch my cawk.
lol double post.
What kind of movie you watching? If it's a scary movie, and she jumps at a part, make fun of her. The oughta start some play fighting. That's when you man-handle her(if you can do that) and pinned her down or something.
THEN SUPRISE HER WITH BUTTSECKS.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 14, 2007, 09:03:26 PM
At the movies, just play it cool and hold her hand. If she starts getting on you like laying on your shoulder maybe sneak a kiss. Go 90%, let the girl finish 10%. hitch;
Oh, he's going to the movies? Just hold her hand. See if she cuddles and all that jazz.
Nice hitch reference, Wrench. I love that movie.
Make sure you pull up the cupholder
one time it didn't move up and it kinda sucked
Quote from: V on June 14, 2007, 09:05:00 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 14, 2007, 09:03:26 PM
At the movies, just play it cool and hold her hand. If she starts getting on you like laying on your shoulder maybe sneak a kiss. Go 90%, let the girl finish 10%. hitch;
Oh, he's going to the movies? Just hold her hand. See if she cuddles and all that jazz.
Nice hitch reference, Wrench. I love that movie.
Another hint is to pay for her. Lucky for me, whenever I offer they pay for themselves. flower;
V, your win multiplier just doubled!
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 14, 2007, 09:08:28 PM
Quote from: V on June 14, 2007, 09:05:00 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 14, 2007, 09:03:26 PM
At the movies, just play it cool and hold her hand. If she starts getting on you like laying on your shoulder maybe sneak a kiss. Go 90%, let the girl finish 10%. hitch;
Oh, he's going to the movies? Just hold her hand. See if she cuddles and all that jazz.
Nice hitch reference, Wrench. I love that movie.
Another hint is to pay for her. Lucky for me, whenever I offer they pay for themselves. flower;
V, your win multiplier just doubled!
Thanks. I actually use to watch that movie everyday. You can learn some things from it. caterpie;
Quote from: V on June 14, 2007, 09:04:01 PM
What kind of movie you watching? If it's a scary movie, and she jumps at a part, make fun of her. The oughta start some play fighting. That's when you man-handle her(if you can do that) and pinned her down or something.
THEN SUPRISE HER WITH BUTTSECKS.
1. In the fucking movie theater?
2. Its Fantastic 4 Silvah Surfa
Quote from: helter skelter on June 14, 2007, 09:07:43 PM
Make sure you pull up the cupholder
one time it didn't move up and it kinda sucked
Baww, i can't remember if this theater's cups go up or not.
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 09:15:20 PM
Quote from: V on June 14, 2007, 09:04:01 PM
What kind of movie you watching? If it's a scary movie, and she jumps at a part, make fun of her. The oughta start some play fighting. That's when you man-handle her(if you can do that) and pinned her down or something.
THEN SUPRISE HER WITH BUTTSECKS.
1. In the fucking movie theater?
2. Its Fantastic 4 Silvah Surfa
Oh, he's going to the movies? Just hold her hand. See if she cuddles and all that jazz.
Nice hitch reference, Wrench. I love that movie.
Forget her, watch Fantasic Four. <3
Quote from: Fireman.exe on June 14, 2007, 09:46:00 PM
Forget her, watch Fantasic Four. <3
But I hated the first one. nigro;
hi c.mongler
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 09:51:25 PM
Quote from: Fireman.exe on June 14, 2007, 09:46:00 PM
Forget her, watch Fantasic Four. <3
But I hated the first one. nigro;
That's why you are asking for help on a internet forum.
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 08:27:50 PM
Quote from: Tomboh on June 14, 2007, 07:49:33 PM
1. Offer her a drink with a daterape drug in it.
2. After she falls unconsious, strip her naked and take pix.
3. Post on BOAYH.
4. ?????
5. Profit! (In the form of getting mod'd)
Where's a good place to get some daterape drugs?
JMV's house.
Quote from: Tomboh on June 15, 2007, 12:27:05 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 08:27:50 PM
Quote from: Tomboh on June 14, 2007, 07:49:33 PM
1. Offer her a drink with a daterape drug in it.
2. After she falls unconsious, strip her naked and take pix.
3. Post on BOAYH.
4. ?????
5. Profit! (In the form of getting mod'd)
Where's a good place to get some daterape drugs?
JMV's house.
I'm not sharing.
well we did more hand holding today, but nothing much else gonk; . Anyway she may be coming over AGAIN tomorrow, so should I be like:
"hey hey, you you will you be my girlfriend?"
I will use that exact line. Yeah, I havent asked her to be ma gurlfrned yut. I don't know why, I usually ask the girl out first thing but uh, I don't know. NOT TO SOON IS IT? gonk;
Strike now. If you use that line, film it for the lols.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 15, 2007, 09:22:13 PM
Strike now. If you use that line, film it for the lols.
Hopefully she'll catch my dirft and say
"yeah way yeah way, i think i'll be your new one"
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 15, 2007, 09:21:23 PM
well we did more hand holding today, but nothing much else gonk; . Anyway she may be coming over AGAIN tomorrow, so should I be like:
"hey hey, you you will you be my girlfriend?"
I will use that exact line. Yeah, I havent asked her to be ma gurlfrned yut. I don't know why, I usually ask the girl out first thing but uh, I don't know. NOT TO SOON IS IT? gonk;
Too soon. Give it a few more dates. See if she gets more "touchy" "feely" with you. If she keeps that up, then ask her to be your gf.
The only action I've gotten recently has been in the .mov format.
I havn't gotten action for a month and a half. Well action with people I like at all. This one chick tries to get all over me and shes a hoe. argh;
Quote from: V on June 15, 2007, 09:23:28 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 15, 2007, 09:21:23 PM
well we did more hand holding today, but nothing much else gonk; . Anyway she may be coming over AGAIN tomorrow, so should I be like:
"hey hey, you you will you be my girlfriend?"
I will use that exact line. Yeah, I havent asked her to be ma gurlfrned yut. I don't know why, I usually ask the girl out first thing but uh, I don't know. NOT TO SOON IS IT? gonk;
Too soon. Give it a few more dates. See if she gets more "touchy" "feely" with you. If she keeps that up, then ask her to be your gf.
Then can I make some cuddly moves on her tomorrow then ask afterwards gonk;
Maybe get lucky and get her to ask. I've been asked out 5 times by a girl.
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 15, 2007, 09:26:31 PM
Quote from: V on June 15, 2007, 09:23:28 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 15, 2007, 09:21:23 PM
well we did more hand holding today, but nothing much else gonk; . Anyway she may be coming over AGAIN tomorrow, so should I be like:
"hey hey, you you will you be my girlfriend?"
I will use that exact line. Yeah, I havent asked her to be ma gurlfrned yut. I don't know why, I usually ask the girl out first thing but uh, I don't know. NOT TO SOON IS IT? gonk;
Too soon. Give it a few more dates. See if she gets more "touchy" "feely" with you. If she keeps that up, then ask her to be your gf.
Then can I make some cuddly moves on her tomorrow then ask afterwards gonk;
...well, since you're so eager, make sure it's REAL cuddly. Like, "fuck me now", cuddly. A simple hug won't do. You don't want to ask her, and then hear "we're just good friends" do you? argh;
Quote from: V on June 15, 2007, 09:28:16 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 15, 2007, 09:26:31 PM
Quote from: V on June 15, 2007, 09:23:28 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 15, 2007, 09:21:23 PM
well we did more hand holding today, but nothing much else gonk; . Anyway she may be coming over AGAIN tomorrow, so should I be like:
"hey hey, you you will you be my girlfriend?"
I will use that exact line. Yeah, I havent asked her to be ma gurlfrned yut. I don't know why, I usually ask the girl out first thing but uh, I don't know. NOT TO SOON IS IT? gonk;
Too soon. Give it a few more dates. See if she gets more "touchy" "feely" with you. If she keeps that up, then ask her to be your gf.
Then can I make some cuddly moves on her tomorrow then ask afterwards gonk;
...well, since you're so eager, make sure it's REAL cuddly. Like, "fuck me now", cuddly. A simple hug won't do. You don't want to ask her, and then hear "we're just good friends" do you? argh;
Or "No way, no way, I don't want to be your new one" for that matter gonk;
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 15, 2007, 09:29:23 PM
Quote from: V on June 15, 2007, 09:28:16 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 15, 2007, 09:26:31 PM
Quote from: V on June 15, 2007, 09:23:28 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 15, 2007, 09:21:23 PM
well we did more hand holding today, but nothing much else gonk; . Anyway she may be coming over AGAIN tomorrow, so should I be like:
"hey hey, you you will you be my girlfriend?"
I will use that exact line. Yeah, I havent asked her to be ma gurlfrned yut. I don't know why, I usually ask the girl out first thing but uh, I don't know. NOT TO SOON IS IT? gonk;
Too soon. Give it a few more dates. See if she gets more "touchy" "feely" with you. If she keeps that up, then ask her to be your gf.
Then can I make some cuddly moves on her tomorrow then ask afterwards gonk;
...well, since you're so eager, make sure it's REAL cuddly. Like, "fuck me now", cuddly. A simple hug won't do. You don't want to ask her, and then hear "we're just good friends" do you? argh;
Or "No way, no way, I don't want to be your new one" for that matter gonk;
Yes. You want to hear "yeah way, yeah way. I want to be your new one". powerofone;
Quote from: V on June 15, 2007, 09:31:09 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 15, 2007, 09:29:23 PM
Quote from: V on June 15, 2007, 09:28:16 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 15, 2007, 09:26:31 PM
Quote from: V on June 15, 2007, 09:23:28 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 15, 2007, 09:21:23 PM
well we did more hand holding today, but nothing much else gonk; . Anyway she may be coming over AGAIN tomorrow, so should I be like:
"hey hey, you you will you be my girlfriend?"
I will use that exact line. Yeah, I havent asked her to be ma gurlfrned yut. I don't know why, I usually ask the girl out first thing but uh, I don't know. NOT TO SOON IS IT? gonk;
Too soon. Give it a few more dates. See if she gets more "touchy" "feely" with you. If she keeps that up, then ask her to be your gf.
Then can I make some cuddly moves on her tomorrow then ask afterwards gonk;
...well, since you're so eager, make sure it's REAL cuddly. Like, "fuck me now", cuddly. A simple hug won't do. You don't want to ask her, and then hear "we're just good friends" do you? argh;
Or "No way, no way, I don't want to be your new one" for that matter gonk;
Yes. You want to hear "yeah way, yeah way. I want to be your new one". powerofone;
avrilgettingassraped;
ask her when its all romantical
i asked a chick I met on the internet out
of course, I know her in real life, she goes to another school in my district.
i met her online though, caterpie;
i also asked her out on the phone
but yeah whatever
I too invited girls over
god damn i was a little fucking pussy when i was 15 wasn't i, thanks for making me into a man BOYAH
Quote from: C.Mongler on March 23, 2016, 02:00:59 PM
god damn i was a little fucking pussy when i was 15 wasn't i, thanks for making me into a man BOYAH
I'll make a man out o fyou
now i tuck my shirt into my pants and wipe with 3 squares