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omg hot girl will be in my house tomorrow

Started by C.Mongler, June 13, 2007, 03:26:53 PM

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Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 09:01:35 PM
She always tries beating me up, but i think she's just trying to touch my cawk.

lol double post.


What kind of movie you watching? If it's a scary movie, and she jumps at a part, make fun of her. The oughta start some play fighting. That's when you man-handle her(if you can do that) and pinned her down or something.

THEN SUPRISE HER WITH BUTTSECKS.

V

Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 14, 2007, 09:03:26 PM
At the movies, just play it cool and hold her hand. If she starts getting on you like laying on your shoulder maybe sneak a kiss. Go 90%, let the girl finish 10%. hitch;


Oh, he's going to the movies? Just hold her hand. See if she cuddles and all that jazz.

Nice hitch reference, Wrench. I love that movie.

heltar

Make sure you pull up the cupholder

one time it didn't move up and it kinda sucked

Wrench

Quote from: V on June 14, 2007, 09:05:00 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 14, 2007, 09:03:26 PM
At the movies, just play it cool and hold her hand. If she starts getting on you like laying on your shoulder maybe sneak a kiss. Go 90%, let the girl finish 10%. hitch;


Oh, he's going to the movies? Just hold her hand. See if she cuddles and all that jazz.

Nice hitch reference, Wrench. I love that movie.

Another hint is to pay for her. Lucky for me, whenever I offer they pay for themselves.  flower;
V, your win multiplier just doubled!

V

Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 14, 2007, 09:08:28 PM
Quote from: V on June 14, 2007, 09:05:00 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 14, 2007, 09:03:26 PM
At the movies, just play it cool and hold her hand. If she starts getting on you like laying on your shoulder maybe sneak a kiss. Go 90%, let the girl finish 10%. hitch;


Oh, he's going to the movies? Just hold her hand. See if she cuddles and all that jazz.

Nice hitch reference, Wrench. I love that movie.

Another hint is to pay for her. Lucky for me, whenever I offer they pay for themselves.  flower;
V, your win multiplier just doubled!


Thanks. I actually use to watch that movie everyday. You can learn some things from it.  caterpie;

C.Mongler

Quote from: V on June 14, 2007, 09:04:01 PM

What kind of movie you watching? If it's a scary movie, and she jumps at a part, make fun of her. The oughta start some play fighting. That's when you man-handle her(if you can do that) and pinned her down or something.

THEN SUPRISE HER WITH BUTTSECKS.


1. In the fucking movie theater?
2. Its Fantastic 4 Silvah Surfa

Quote from: helter skelter on June 14, 2007, 09:07:43 PM
Make sure you pull up the cupholder

one time it didn't move up and it kinda sucked


Baww, i can't remember if this theater's cups go up or not.

V

Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 09:15:20 PM
Quote from: V on June 14, 2007, 09:04:01 PM

What kind of movie you watching? If it's a scary movie, and she jumps at a part, make fun of her. The oughta start some play fighting. That's when you man-handle her(if you can do that) and pinned her down or something.

THEN SUPRISE HER WITH BUTTSECKS.


1. In the fucking movie theater?
2. Its Fantastic 4 Silvah Surfa







Oh, he's going to the movies? Just hold her hand. See if she cuddles and all that jazz.

Nice hitch reference, Wrench. I love that movie.

Fireman.exe


C.Mongler


V


C.Mongler


Fireman.exe

Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 09:51:25 PM
Quote from: Fireman.exe on June 14, 2007, 09:46:00 PM
Forget her, watch Fantasic Four. <3


But I hated the first one.  nigro;
That's why you are asking for help on a internet forum.

Tomboh

Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 08:27:50 PM
Quote from: Tomboh on June 14, 2007, 07:49:33 PM
1. Offer her a drink with a daterape drug in it.
2. After she falls unconsious, strip her naked and take pix.
3. Post on BOAYH.
4. ?????
5. Profit! (In the form of getting mod'd)


Where's a good place to get some daterape drugs?
JMV's house.

Daddy

Quote from: Tomboh on June 15, 2007, 12:27:05 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 14, 2007, 08:27:50 PM
Quote from: Tomboh on June 14, 2007, 07:49:33 PM
1. Offer her a drink with a daterape drug in it.
2. After she falls unconsious, strip her naked and take pix.
3. Post on BOAYH.
4. ?????
5. Profit! (In the form of getting mod'd)


Where's a good place to get some daterape drugs?
JMV's house.
I'm not sharing.

C.Mongler

well we did more hand holding today, but nothing much else  gonk; . Anyway she may be coming over AGAIN tomorrow, so should I be like:

"hey hey, you you will you be my girlfriend?"

I will use that exact line. Yeah, I havent asked her to be ma gurlfrned yut. I don't know why, I usually ask the girl out first thing but uh, I don't know. NOT TO SOON IS IT?  gonk;

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