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General => The Lobby => Topic started by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on November 25, 2014, 09:38:38 PM

Title: Wham Bam
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on November 25, 2014, 09:38:38 PM
I wonder if boyah can help me.

So, I was vacuuming a room today with a twenty year old canister vacuum. I was wearing white socks.

Towards the end, I stepped on the cord and felt an intense pain in the big toe of my right foot. It was awful. But I passed it off as nothing.

Maybe I just stepped on a heroin needle or something.

Now, I'm sitting here looking at my big toe and there is a lot of blood on my sock and a hole in the sock. There is a big red welt on my big toe where I may have stepped on the cord.

This cord is an insulated XLF nineties model which is federally certified, but I wonder if federal certificates expire over time?

My toe is bloody and now I have to spring for a new sock.

Help me Boyah.
Title: Re: Wham Bam
Post by: ME## on November 25, 2014, 09:39:45 PM
we're going to have to amputate
Title: Re: Wham Bam
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on November 25, 2014, 09:45:28 PM
But, really, I can't get over this. I wonder if I almost died.
Title: Re: Wham Bam
Post by: klappa on November 25, 2014, 09:54:12 PM
Go to a doctor if you're worried about it.  If you got shocked by the power cord, you should be able to tell. It's a very odd feeling. 
Title: Re: Wham Bam
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on November 25, 2014, 09:55:51 PM
You think I can afford a doctor these days?
I think I just got a little sizzled.
Title: Re: Wham Bam
Post by: klappa on November 25, 2014, 10:00:44 PM
Quote from: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on November 25, 2014, 09:55:51 PM
You think I can afford a doctor these days?
I think I just got a little sizzled.
get obamacare
Title: Re: Wham Bam
Post by: ME## on November 25, 2014, 10:02:38 PM
Quote from: klappa on November 25, 2014, 10:00:44 PM
Quote from: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on November 25, 2014, 09:55:51 PM
You think I can afford a doctor these days?
I think I just got a little sizzled.
get obamacare
scottwalkerlaughing.jiff
Title: Re: Wham Bam
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on November 25, 2014, 10:05:55 PM
Scottwalkeradoptingdemocraticpitylol.gov
Title: Re: Wham Bam
Post by: klappa on November 25, 2014, 10:14:53 PM
Who? But you're free to not have health insurance because of scott walker.
Title: Re: Wham Bam
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on November 25, 2014, 10:37:24 PM
Quote from: klappa on November 25, 2014, 10:14:53 PM
Who? But you're free to not have health insurance because of scott walker.
Lol
Title: Re: Wham Bam
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on November 25, 2014, 11:26:59 PM
Lol
Title: Re: Wham Bam
Post by: Socks on November 26, 2014, 02:03:36 AM
Was it certified under the Clinton administration? There were a lot of defects during that era related to charged cords and the suction of vacuum cleaners.
Title: Re: Wham Bam
Post by: silvertone on November 26, 2014, 05:25:31 AM
maybe the blood came from inside the body
Title: Re: Wham Bam
Post by: ME## on November 26, 2014, 06:00:06 AM
Quote from: fuchsmanguste on November 26, 2014, 05:25:31 AM
maybe the blood came from inside the body
this