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Title: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 01:05:34 AM
tfw i'll never play on a midwestern football team
tfw i'll never help my dad on the farm
tfw no more prime teen pu$$y
tfw i'll never take a girl to a barn and throw her down on a haystack and take her virginity
tfw i never do this with 10 girls
tfw i'll never drive your pickup truck far away from home after an argument with my parents
tfw no big home cooked meals by my mom
tfw no apple pie cooling by the window
tfw no corn on the cob w/ hot dogs
tfw no church on sundays
tfw i'll never be a true american

david you don't know just how blessed you've been to have all of this
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 01:07:30 AM
tfw no homecoming dance
tfw no cheerleader gf
tfw no dad who played on the same team
tfw no grandpa who played on the same team
tfw no grandpa
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: Hiro on August 07, 2014, 01:46:17 AM
i agree with all of this
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: YPrrrr on August 07, 2014, 06:07:24 AM
Itt lawlz mixes Midwestern Americana with Southern Americana
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on August 07, 2014, 07:01:01 AM
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 07, 2014, 06:07:24 AM
Itt lawlz mixes Midwestern Americana with Southern Americana
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: Commander Fuckass on August 07, 2014, 07:04:24 AM
tfw nobody cares except for Hiro, but he has always wanted Lawlz's dick anyway
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: Thyme on August 07, 2014, 09:30:47 AM
i do feel p. bad about a few of these
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on August 07, 2014, 09:35:36 AM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 01:05:34 AM
tfw i'll never drive your pickup truck far away from home after an argument with my parents
good ass feelin' right here
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 09:39:44 AM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 01:05:34 AM
tfw i'll never drive your pickup truck far away from home after an argument with my parents
tfw i'll never steal your pickup truck
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 09:50:08 AM
tfw no good poutine
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on August 07, 2014, 10:13:13 AM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 09:50:08 AM
tfw no good poutine
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 10:27:58 AM
damn corey you never even had good iowa poutine

we need to take a weekend trip to des moines sometime

you and Big Al can take turns driving
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: YPrrrr on August 07, 2014, 12:02:53 PM
Get potatoes from Idaho, beef gravy from Nebraska, and cheese curds from Wisconsinfor best poutine 
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 12:08:14 PM
or just live in des moines and get the best damn poutine imaginable for $5

tfw no corn husker gf
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: Thyme on August 07, 2014, 12:19:37 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 09:50:08 AM
tfw no good poutine


can't say i can relate with this one maps;
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: ME## on August 07, 2014, 01:49:34 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 07, 2014, 12:02:53 PM
Get potatoes from Idaho, beef gravy from Nebraska, and cheese curds from Wisconsinfor best poutine 
going to nebraska for anything... you might as well admit that you hate life ypr


Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 12:08:14 PM
or just live in des moines and get the best damn poutine imaginable for $5

tfw no corn husker gf
cry;
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 01:50:21 PM
Quote from: David on August 07, 2014, 01:49:34 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 07, 2014, 12:02:53 PM
Get potatoes from Idaho, beef gravy from Nebraska, and cheese curds from Wisconsinfor best poutine 
going to nebraska for anything... you might as well admit that you hate life ypr

Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: YPrrrr on August 07, 2014, 02:26:05 PM
Quote from: David on August 07, 2014, 01:49:34 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 07, 2014, 12:02:53 PM
Get potatoes from Idaho, beef gravy from Nebraska, and cheese curds from Wisconsinfor best poutine 
going to nebraska for anything... you might as well admit that you hate life ypr


Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 12:08:14 PM
or just live in des moines and get the best damn poutine imaginable for $5

tfw no corn husker gf
cry;
I hate on states with the best of em but I can give credit where it's due

Omaha is the best for beef
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: ME## on August 07, 2014, 02:27:20 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 07, 2014, 02:26:05 PM
Quote from: David on August 07, 2014, 01:49:34 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 07, 2014, 12:02:53 PM
Get potatoes from Idaho, beef gravy from Nebraska, and cheese curds from Wisconsinfor best poutine 
going to nebraska for anything... you might as well admit that you hate life ypr


Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 12:08:14 PM
or just live in des moines and get the best damn poutine imaginable for $5

tfw no corn husker gf
cry;
I hate on states with the best of em but I can give credit where it's due

Omaha is the best for beef
stop praising council bluffs' suburb :rollseyes:
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 02:33:15 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 07, 2014, 02:26:05 PM
Quote from: David on August 07, 2014, 01:49:34 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 07, 2014, 12:02:53 PM
Get potatoes from Idaho, beef gravy from Nebraska, and cheese curds from Wisconsinfor best poutine 
going to nebraska for anything... you might as well admit that you hate life ypr


Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 12:08:14 PM
or just live in des moines and get the best damn poutine imaginable for $5

tfw no corn husker gf
cry;
I hate on states with the best of em but I can give credit where it's due

Omaha is the best for beef
you mean kobe
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: YPrrrr on August 07, 2014, 02:35:28 PM
just saying... you search

"potato state" - results are idaho
"cheese state" - results are wisconsin
"beef state" - results are nebraska

surprisingly a lot of agrarian products don't come from "hip" places
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 02:37:42 PM
america's best berries come from oregon so fuck you
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: silvertone on August 07, 2014, 02:39:18 PM
the best beef comes from wyoming but they are small and humble
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 02:42:11 PM
i have never seen a state pride itself on its cowboys so much without seeing a single cow
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: silvertone on August 07, 2014, 02:42:50 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 02:42:11 PM
i have never seen a state pride itself on its cowboys so much without seeing a single cow
you had to be alseep the whole time 2 not see the free range bulls
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: ME## on August 07, 2014, 02:43:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/aVs8F6c.png)
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: YPrrrr on August 07, 2014, 02:43:52 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 02:37:42 PM
america's best berries come from oregon so fuck you
yeah and 3/4 of the state is trees so... none of those berries come from portland, not enough room for em, need the space for bike lanes

Besides, strawberries are from CA, raspberries from Washington, blueberries from Michigan. Really all Oregon has is blackberries. Way to go you can grow a plant that requires almost no care :|
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 02:42:11 PM
i have never seen a state pride itself on its cowboys so much without seeing a single cow
seriously, they have arguably the world's largest volcanic basin below them and they go with cowboys what a pr team
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 02:45:49 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 07, 2014, 02:43:52 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 02:37:42 PM
america's best berries come from oregon so fuck you
yeah and 3/4 of the state is trees so... none of those berries come from portland, not enough room for em, need the space for bike lanes

Besides, strawberries are from CA, raspberries from Washington, blueberries from Michigan. Really all Oregon has is blackberries. Way to go you can grow a plant that requires almost no care :|
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 02:42:11 PM
i have never seen a state pride itself on its cowboys so much without seeing a single cow
seriously, they have arguably the world's largest volcanic basin below them and they go with cowboys what a pr team
blackberries grow everywhere in portland lol

and all those other berries suck
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: silvertone on August 07, 2014, 02:47:05 PM
tfw lawlz doesn't actually want to be a high school star in the midwest
tfw i bought a pigskin and a couple of varsity jackets off of amazon for nothing
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: Classic on August 07, 2014, 03:33:38 PM
You poor thing.
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: Samus Aran on August 07, 2014, 08:47:25 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 02:42:11 PM
i have never seen a state pride itself on its cowboys so much without seeing a single cow


i've actually seen a few cattle drivers actively driving said cattle while in wyoming
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: ME## on August 07, 2014, 08:49:38 PM
i want to see wyoming just to look upon their neat licence plates
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: Samus Aran on August 07, 2014, 08:55:24 PM
it's incredible how much nothing is packed into wyoming. aside from yellowstone, i mean.
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on August 07, 2014, 09:06:56 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on March 08, 2008, 08:09:11 PM
Sports are boring and entirely pointless.

lmao im going to break my legs to fight over a piece of rubber

That describes every sport ever.
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: snoorkel on August 07, 2014, 09:15:19 PM
Quote from: Platinum the Trinity on August 07, 2014, 08:47:25 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 02:42:11 PM
i have never seen a state pride itself on its cowboys so much without seeing a single cow


i've actually seen a few cattle drivers actively driving said cattle while in wyoming


same   was stopped in the road by passing column of cattle once
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: snoorkel on August 07, 2014, 09:16:14 PM
Quote from: David on August 07, 2014, 02:43:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/aVs8F6c.png)
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: Samus Aran on August 07, 2014, 09:44:24 PM
Quote from: infinite luxury on August 07, 2014, 09:15:19 PM
Quote from: Platinum the Trinity on August 07, 2014, 08:47:25 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 02:42:11 PM
i have never seen a state pride itself on its cowboys so much without seeing a single cow


i've actually seen a few cattle drivers actively driving said cattle while in wyoming


same   was stopped in the road by passing column of cattle once


one time we got stuck behind this car because we were on a narrow road and there were some cowboys near us with some cattle and a whole bunch of asian tourists piled out of the car in front of us to take pictures of the cowboys
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: ME## on August 07, 2014, 09:47:47 PM
tfw no asian tourists
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 08, 2014, 12:23:55 AM
TFW no Asian mom to cook me dinner and bitch at me for getting an a- and jerk me off while I do homework
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 08, 2014, 08:29:56 PM
tfw you'll never make a good joke and instead make shitty jokes that people laugh at because they feel bad
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on August 08, 2014, 09:08:47 PM
tfw i want to disturb your privacy but i dont want my body to be torn asunder by your tremendous pythons
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 09, 2014, 06:32:24 PM
tfw i want to steal that last ice cream in the freezer but i know it's not mine
tfw i'll never try that ice cream
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: me003 on August 10, 2014, 12:37:48 AM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 08, 2014, 08:29:56 PM
tfw you'll never make a good joke and instead make shitty jokes that people laugh at because they feel bad
my life is a lie. :(
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on August 17, 2014, 09:07:48 PM
It is gay and fucked up thay ypr does not acknowledge the marionberry
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: ME## on August 17, 2014, 09:14:16 PM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on August 17, 2014, 09:07:48 PM
It is gay and fucked up thay ypr does not acknowledge the marionberry
ypr is all sorts of fucked up
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: YPrrrr on August 17, 2014, 10:22:15 PM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on August 17, 2014, 09:07:48 PM
It is gay and fucked up thay ypr does not acknowledge the marionberry
aka a blackberry
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on August 17, 2014, 11:58:29 PM
Nah son
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 18, 2014, 12:55:50 AM
marionberry is just how oregon brands its blackberries
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 18, 2014, 01:23:09 PM
tfw i'll never be an overweight teen who plays mmos all day

tfw i'll never play mmos

tfw i'll never be a teen
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on August 18, 2014, 01:28:17 PM
they named the berry after the guy that said "bitch set me up"?
Title: Re: tfw i will never be a high school football star
Post by: silvertone on August 18, 2014, 04:12:16 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 18, 2014, 01:23:09 PM
tfw i'll never be an overweight teen who plays mmos all day

tfw i'll never play mmos

tfw i'll never be a teen
     wow... shit teen life m8