tfw i'll never play on a midwestern football team
tfw i'll never help my dad on the farm
tfw no more prime teen pu$$y
tfw i'll never take a girl to a barn and throw her down on a haystack and take her virginity
tfw i never do this with 10 girls
tfw i'll never drive your pickup truck far away from home after an argument with my parents
tfw no big home cooked meals by my mom
tfw no apple pie cooling by the window
tfw no corn on the cob w/ hot dogs
tfw no church on sundays
tfw i'll never be a true american
david you don't know just how blessed you've been to have all of this
tfw no homecoming dance
tfw no cheerleader gf
tfw no dad who played on the same team
tfw no grandpa who played on the same team
tfw no grandpa
i agree with all of this
Itt lawlz mixes Midwestern Americana with Southern Americana
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 07, 2014, 06:07:24 AM
Itt lawlz mixes Midwestern Americana with Southern Americana
tfw nobody cares except for Hiro, but he has always wanted Lawlz's dick anyway
i do feel p. bad about a few of these
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 01:05:34 AM
tfw i'll never drive your pickup truck far away from home after an argument with my parents
good ass feelin' right here
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 01:05:34 AM
tfw i'll never drive your pickup truck far away from home after an argument with my parents
tfw i'll never steal your pickup truck
tfw no good poutine
damn corey you never even had good iowa poutine
we need to take a weekend trip to des moines sometime
you and Big Al can take turns driving
Get potatoes from Idaho, beef gravy from Nebraska, and cheese curds from Wisconsinfor best poutine
or just live in des moines and get the best damn poutine imaginable for $5
tfw no corn husker gf
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 09:50:08 AM
tfw no good poutine
can't say i can relate with this one maps;
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 07, 2014, 12:02:53 PM
Get potatoes from Idaho, beef gravy from Nebraska, and cheese curds from Wisconsinfor best poutine
going to nebraska for anything... you might as well admit that you hate life ypr
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 12:08:14 PM
or just live in des moines and get the best damn poutine imaginable for $5
tfw no corn husker gf
cry;
Quote from: David on August 07, 2014, 01:49:34 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 07, 2014, 12:02:53 PM
Get potatoes from Idaho, beef gravy from Nebraska, and cheese curds from Wisconsinfor best poutine
going to nebraska for anything... you might as well admit that you hate life ypr
Quote from: David on August 07, 2014, 01:49:34 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 07, 2014, 12:02:53 PM
Get potatoes from Idaho, beef gravy from Nebraska, and cheese curds from Wisconsinfor best poutine
going to nebraska for anything... you might as well admit that you hate life ypr
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 12:08:14 PM
or just live in des moines and get the best damn poutine imaginable for $5
tfw no corn husker gf
cry;
I hate on states with the best of em but I can give credit where it's due
Omaha is the best for beef
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 07, 2014, 02:26:05 PM
Quote from: David on August 07, 2014, 01:49:34 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 07, 2014, 12:02:53 PM
Get potatoes from Idaho, beef gravy from Nebraska, and cheese curds from Wisconsinfor best poutine
going to nebraska for anything... you might as well admit that you hate life ypr
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 12:08:14 PM
or just live in des moines and get the best damn poutine imaginable for $5
tfw no corn husker gf
cry;
I hate on states with the best of em but I can give credit where it's due
Omaha is the best for beef
stop praising council bluffs' suburb :rollseyes:
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 07, 2014, 02:26:05 PM
Quote from: David on August 07, 2014, 01:49:34 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 07, 2014, 12:02:53 PM
Get potatoes from Idaho, beef gravy from Nebraska, and cheese curds from Wisconsinfor best poutine
going to nebraska for anything... you might as well admit that you hate life ypr
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 12:08:14 PM
or just live in des moines and get the best damn poutine imaginable for $5
tfw no corn husker gf
cry;
I hate on states with the best of em but I can give credit where it's due
Omaha is the best for beef
you mean kobe
just saying... you search
"potato state" - results are idaho
"cheese state" - results are wisconsin
"beef state" - results are nebraska
surprisingly a lot of agrarian products don't come from "hip" places
america's best berries come from oregon so fuck you
the best beef comes from wyoming but they are small and humble
i have never seen a state pride itself on its cowboys so much without seeing a single cow
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 02:42:11 PM
i have never seen a state pride itself on its cowboys so much without seeing a single cow
you had to be alseep the whole time 2 not see the free range bulls
(http://i.imgur.com/aVs8F6c.png)
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 02:37:42 PM
america's best berries come from oregon so fuck you
yeah and 3/4 of the state is trees so... none of those berries come from portland, not enough room for em, need the space for bike lanes
Besides, strawberries are from CA, raspberries from Washington, blueberries from Michigan. Really all Oregon has is blackberries. Way to go you can grow a plant that requires almost no care :|
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 02:42:11 PM
i have never seen a state pride itself on its cowboys so much without seeing a single cow
seriously, they have arguably the world's largest volcanic basin below them and they go with cowboys what a pr team
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 07, 2014, 02:43:52 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 02:37:42 PM
america's best berries come from oregon so fuck you
yeah and 3/4 of the state is trees so... none of those berries come from portland, not enough room for em, need the space for bike lanes
Besides, strawberries are from CA, raspberries from Washington, blueberries from Michigan. Really all Oregon has is blackberries. Way to go you can grow a plant that requires almost no care :|Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 02:42:11 PM
i have never seen a state pride itself on its cowboys so much without seeing a single cow
seriously, they have arguably the world's largest volcanic basin below them and they go with cowboys what a pr team
blackberries grow everywhere in portland lol
and all those other berries suck
tfw lawlz doesn't actually want to be a high school star in the midwest
tfw i bought a pigskin and a couple of varsity jackets off of amazon for nothing
You poor thing.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 02:42:11 PM
i have never seen a state pride itself on its cowboys so much without seeing a single cow
i've actually seen a few cattle drivers actively driving said cattle while in wyoming
i want to see wyoming just to look upon their neat licence plates
it's incredible how much nothing is packed into wyoming. aside from yellowstone, i mean.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on March 08, 2008, 08:09:11 PM
Sports are boring and entirely pointless.
lmao im going to break my legs to fight over a piece of rubber
That describes every sport ever.
Quote from: Platinum the Trinity on August 07, 2014, 08:47:25 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 02:42:11 PM
i have never seen a state pride itself on its cowboys so much without seeing a single cow
i've actually seen a few cattle drivers actively driving said cattle while in wyoming
same was stopped in the road by passing column of cattle once
Quote from: infinite luxury on August 07, 2014, 09:15:19 PM
Quote from: Platinum the Trinity on August 07, 2014, 08:47:25 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 07, 2014, 02:42:11 PM
i have never seen a state pride itself on its cowboys so much without seeing a single cow
i've actually seen a few cattle drivers actively driving said cattle while in wyoming
same was stopped in the road by passing column of cattle once
one time we got stuck behind this car because we were on a narrow road and there were some cowboys near us with some cattle and a whole bunch of asian tourists piled out of the car in front of us to take pictures of the cowboys
tfw no asian tourists
TFW no Asian mom to cook me dinner and bitch at me for getting an a- and jerk me off while I do homework
tfw you'll never make a good joke and instead make shitty jokes that people laugh at because they feel bad
tfw i want to disturb your privacy but i dont want my body to be torn asunder by your tremendous pythons
tfw i want to steal that last ice cream in the freezer but i know it's not mine
tfw i'll never try that ice cream
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 08, 2014, 08:29:56 PM
tfw you'll never make a good joke and instead make shitty jokes that people laugh at because they feel bad
my life is a lie. :(
It is gay and fucked up thay ypr does not acknowledge the marionberry
Nah son
marionberry is just how oregon brands its blackberries
tfw i'll never be an overweight teen who plays mmos all day
tfw i'll never play mmos
tfw i'll never be a teen
they named the berry after the guy that said "bitch set me up"?
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 18, 2014, 01:23:09 PM
tfw i'll never be an overweight teen who plays mmos all day
tfw i'll never play mmos
tfw i'll never be a teen
wow... shit teen life m8