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Poll
Question: Who's the biggest loser this year?
Option 1: Microsoft votes: 5
Option 2: Nintendo votes: 4
Option 3: Sony votes: 3
Option 4: Ouya votes: 3
Option 5: [glow=black,2,300]Us[/glow] votes: 7
Title: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 23, 2014, 07:32:25 AM
"hype", relevant pre-show news and speculation, and discussion of the events of this year's e3 go here


Schedule:

E3: 09 June 2014 - 12 June 2014

Press Conferences:

Monday, 09 June 2014

Microsoft: 9:30 am PDT (12:30 pm EDT)
Electronic Arts: 12:00 pm PDT (3:00 pm EDT)
Ubisoft: 3:00 pm PDT (6:00 pm EDT)
Sony: 6:00 pm PDT (9:00 pm EDT)

Tuesday, 10 June 2014

Nintendo: 9:00 am PDT (12:00 pm EDT)


as usual, i will likely be streaming the primary conferences and perhaps other miscellanea as they occur at http://livestream.com/tectr

[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/wf15sLP.jpg)[/spoiler]

[glow=red,2,300][/glow]
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: ME## on May 23, 2014, 09:27:37 AM
Sony goes at night because it respects that some people may not be at home during the day 8)
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: don't let's on May 23, 2014, 06:06:48 PM
Nintendo wins E3 again
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on May 23, 2014, 06:12:28 PM
is nintendo at e3 this year?
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: ME## on May 23, 2014, 06:16:52 PM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on May 23, 2014, 06:12:28 PM
is nintendo at e3 this year?
nintendo stuff will be there but nintendo won't be having a live press conferences
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on May 23, 2014, 06:36:43 PM
Quote from: David on May 23, 2014, 06:16:52 PM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on May 23, 2014, 06:12:28 PM
is nintendo at e3 this year?
nintendo stuff will be there but nintendo won't be having a live press conferences
lmao
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: bluaki on May 23, 2014, 07:10:04 PM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on May 23, 2014, 06:12:28 PM
is nintendo at e3 this year?
The only winning move is not to play y/n
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Classic on May 23, 2014, 07:28:53 PM
They're having another digital event like last year.
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: don't let's on June 05, 2014, 10:55:15 AM
It’s not underdelivery. It’s DiGiorno.
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: ME## on June 05, 2014, 11:08:29 AM
Quote from: … on June 05, 2014, 10:55:15 AM
It’s not underdelivery. It’s DiGiorno.
Delissio for our Québécois member
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 05, 2014, 11:36:18 AM
http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2014/06/05/nintendos-satoru-iwata-wont-be-at-e3-2014-due-to-health-concerns/

rip
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 05, 2014, 03:39:03 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II9oFtGbpy4[/youtube]

RUB IT
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Thyme on June 05, 2014, 03:47:02 PM
Quote from: David on June 05, 2014, 11:08:29 AM
Quote from: … on June 05, 2014, 10:55:15 AM
It’s not underdelivery. It’s DiGiorno.
Delissio for our Québécois member


til about this O_0
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Classic on June 05, 2014, 06:05:17 PM
Quote from: Tectron on June 05, 2014, 11:36:18 AM
http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2014/06/05/nintendos-satoru-iwata-wont-be-at-e3-2014-due-to-health-concerns/

rip

The Prince must rest. Please understand.  :(
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: ME## on June 05, 2014, 06:11:25 PM
Iwata died today from sever dehydration due to constant crying.
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Classic on June 05, 2014, 06:11:49 PM
 akudood;
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Thyme on June 06, 2014, 10:18:54 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Vv0UknA.jpg)

are you among the greats, boyah? baddood;
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Classic on June 06, 2014, 10:49:44 AM
I guess not.  :(

Our motto is "Please Understand".
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Hiro on June 06, 2014, 11:00:31 AM
so I heard that Miyamoto's announcing a new franchise???  confuseddood;
Also I feel like Zelda and Metroid will be the big games announced, Zelda on Wii U but Metroid could be on either system
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 06, 2014, 01:04:26 PM
http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2014/06/06-1/square-enix-dont-expect-final-fantasy-xv-and-kingdom-hearts-iii-at-e3

lol
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: ME## on June 06, 2014, 01:05:56 PM
Quote from: Tectron on June 06, 2014, 01:04:26 PM
http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2014/06/06-1/square-enix-dont-expect-final-fantasy-xv-and-kingdom-hearts-iii-at-e3

lol
nice to see square enix hasn't learnt a damn thing from announcing ffxiii, xv, type-0 and a plethora of kh games before they were ready to be shown
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 06, 2014, 01:06:35 PM
i love square enix
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Nyerp on June 06, 2014, 01:46:02 PM
fucking christ squeenix
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Thyme on June 07, 2014, 02:02:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BKSZPcZ.png)

tee hee~
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on June 07, 2014, 02:41:39 PM
i wish sony would just buy spotify because i hate the selection on music unlimited
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Thyme on June 08, 2014, 02:48:44 PM
ugh
as always, i'm excited
smh
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: ME## on June 08, 2014, 02:49:26 PM
Quote from: Thyme on June 08, 2014, 02:48:44 PM
ugh
as always, i'm excited
smh
envy
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 08, 2014, 02:50:22 PM
i had completely forgotten it begins tomorrow
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 08, 2014, 03:04:56 PM
anyway, i guess it's time to whip out the report cards

[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/m4DWKb5.png)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: ME## on June 08, 2014, 03:41:06 PM
[youtube]DKEnO-qduy4[/youtube]
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on June 08, 2014, 10:26:45 PM
konami has a good foothold in gaming still????
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on June 08, 2014, 10:43:57 PM
ceo with the darkest nipples wins
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 08, 2014, 10:58:20 PM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on June 08, 2014, 10:26:45 PM
konami has a good foothold in gaming still????


if you can call it that, and only because they're still holding kojima hostage

i'm not even sure if they actually had a pre-show conference this year, though
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 09, 2014, 11:10:47 AM
well microsoft's conference was uneventful

somehow i expect the others to be even less interesting
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 09, 2014, 11:11:25 AM
i did get a good chuckle out of this, though

http://www.joystiq.com/2014/06/09/conker-teases-an-appearance-in-project-spark/

what a complete waste of an established character lmao
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 09, 2014, 11:28:29 AM
Waiting for that Mass Effect 4 EA
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 09, 2014, 11:33:03 AM
Also Platinum Games totes copied Dante's look for their new shitty game


But what else is expected from a shitty dev
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on June 09, 2014, 11:34:57 AM
is the schedule wrong, tec? you said in stream ea's starts at 5 PM EDT
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Nyerp on June 09, 2014, 11:57:59 AM
still not buying an xbox one
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 09, 2014, 12:29:04 PM
MASS EFFECT CONFIRMED RUB IT
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Hiro on June 09, 2014, 01:36:43 PM
was already confirmed last year lol
but yeah so far so dull but nothing really embarrassing yet besides a guy at EA saying "ALL THE FEELS"
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: ncba93ivyase on June 09, 2014, 04:58:05 PM
Quote from: Snowy on June 09, 2014, 01:36:14 PM
Quote from: Sif on June 09, 2014, 11:33:03 AM
Also Platinum Games totes copied Dante's look for their new shitty game


But what else is expected from a shitty dev
are you trying to take Lawlz's title of having the worst opinions?
i honestly don't think platinum has made a single good game

they're up there with wayforward in that they have a large fanbase for no goddamn reason
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 09, 2014, 05:02:39 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 09, 2014, 04:58:05 PM
Quote from: Snowy on June 09, 2014, 01:36:14 PM
Quote from: Sif on June 09, 2014, 11:33:03 AM
Also Platinum Games totes copied Dante's look for their new shitty game


But what else is expected from a shitty dev
are you trying to take Lawlz's title of having the worst opinions?
i honestly don't think platinum has made a single good game

they're up there with wayforward in that they have a large fanbase for no goddamn reason
b-b-but they made a MGS game!!!!!
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: ncba93ivyase on June 09, 2014, 05:53:55 PM
Quote from: Snowy on June 09, 2014, 05:35:26 PM
Quote from: Sif on June 09, 2014, 05:02:39 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 09, 2014, 04:58:05 PM
Quote from: Snowy on June 09, 2014, 01:36:14 PM
Quote from: Sif on June 09, 2014, 11:33:03 AM
Also Platinum Games totes copied Dante's look for their new shitty game


But what else is expected from a shitty dev
are you trying to take Lawlz's title of having the worst opinions?
i honestly don't think platinum has made a single good game

they're up there with wayforward in that they have a large fanbase for no goddamn reason
b-b-but they made a MGS game!!!!!
lmao if you think that I only like them for Rising you're wrong lol. W101 is fucking fantastic, Viewtiful Joe is amazing, and so was God Hand and Okami.
clover made decent games

platinum is comprised of clover's worst employees
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 09, 2014, 06:17:13 PM
Destiny and The Order look awesome
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Nyerp on June 09, 2014, 09:46:36 PM
such a boring e3
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 09, 2014, 09:55:29 PM
seriously
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on June 10, 2014, 07:38:25 AM
http://time.com/2850146/shigeru-miyamoto-nintendo-interview/
Star Fox for Wii U just leaked (lol)
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 10, 2014, 08:43:36 AM
streaming begins in ~15 minutes
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Nyerp on June 10, 2014, 09:39:24 AM
nintendo..........
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: don't let's on June 10, 2014, 11:00:19 AM
Might actually have to get a Wii U for my first next gen* console
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 10, 2014, 11:27:49 AM
http://www.zeldainformer.com/news/aonuma-looking-to-capture-the-feeling-of-skyrim-with-new-zelda#.U5dNgdxdWSo

i guess he wasn't kidding

now comes the part where i naively hope he doesn't half-ass it and that the game's overworld isn't completely empty and worthless like it has been in every 3d zelda since wind waker
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: ncba93ivyase on June 10, 2014, 11:49:44 AM
captain toad will be Cool
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Hiro on June 10, 2014, 12:08:01 PM
well nintendo won
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 10, 2014, 12:17:15 PM
Quote from: y-i on June 10, 2014, 12:08:01 PM
well nintendo won
nah
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Daddy on June 10, 2014, 12:26:16 PM
Quote from: y-i on June 10, 2014, 12:08:01 PM
well nintendo won
Shut up hiro.

You'd say that even if Nintendo revealed it supplied innovations directly to the army of Imperial Japan and Nazi Germany.  akudood;
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: don't let's on June 10, 2014, 12:27:14 PM
Quote from: … on May 23, 2014, 06:06:48 PM
Nintendo wins E3 again
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Nyerp on June 10, 2014, 12:29:17 PM
nintendo would have one if not for the introduction of the figure bullshit. nobody wins
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on June 10, 2014, 12:34:58 PM
Quote from: Tectron on June 10, 2014, 11:27:49 AM
http://www.zeldainformer.com/news/aonuma-looking-to-capture-the-feeling-of-skyrim-with-new-zelda#.U5dNgdxdWSo

i guess he wasn't kidding

now comes the part where i naively hope he doesn't half-ass it and that the game's overworld isn't completely empty and worthless like it has been in every 3d zelda since wind waker


the fact that nintendo hasn't committed to actually filling smaller yet large zelda maps with tons of interesting things before is exactly what makes me worried about this game lol
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on June 10, 2014, 12:35:32 PM
really cool though that there's a new xenoblade coming plus the new canvas curse and the toad thing looks like it could be cool
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on June 10, 2014, 12:38:21 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on June 10, 2014, 12:29:17 PM
nintendo would have one if not for the introduction of the figure bullshit. nobody wins


isn't this just an entirely optional extra though?? i'm sure they will be expensive so i might not honestly care about them in the slightest

it's not like their existence actually harms the games they're compatible with they just add special small features

though it WOULD have been nice if the whole "unique version of a character w/ level and stats" thing had been a mode already included in smash bros instead of just part of this figure thing, so i guess in that sense it kind of is DAY 1 ON-DISC DLC so thats kinda shitty

still idk i dont care much either way
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 10, 2014, 12:39:28 PM
Ucharted 2 and TLOU  lead directors are directing Uncharted 4...


GUYS THERE IS HOPE IT MIGHT NOT SUCK
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on June 10, 2014, 12:44:54 PM
well i mean U3 wasn't awful or anything but it was pretty lame compared to 2 that's for sure

i'm really hoping 4 will be at least almost as good as 2
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Nyerp on June 10, 2014, 12:49:15 PM
kirby and yoshi look good but i'll only consider captain toad if it's like $30
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Hiro on June 10, 2014, 12:49:57 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on June 10, 2014, 12:26:16 PM
Quote from: y-i on June 10, 2014, 12:08:01 PM
well nintendo won
Shut up hiro.

You'd say that even if Nintendo revealed it supplied innovations directly to the army of Imperial Japan and Nazi Germany.  akudood;
are you fucking kidding me jmv goonish
all the other conferences were 90% games we knew about, here Ninteno showed an excellent new Zelda, Starfox, Captain Toad, Kirby Rainbow Curse, Mario Maker, Mario Party 10, Mario vs Donkey Kong, Splatoon, and 2 original projects that are being worked on.
Plus Layton x Ace Attorney and Fantasy Life are being localized, Devil's Third is being published by Nintendo now, and Yoshi's Wooly World & Pokemon OR/AS were actually shown.
not only this but they're also streaming shit all day, doing a Smash Bros tournament, and supposedly they have more announcements to make throughout E3.
honestly JMV when was the last time we've even talked to each other, just because I think Nintendo did a much better job today you're just going to pin the blind fanboy thing onto me?

Quote from: Presea Combatir on June 10, 2014, 12:34:58 PM
the fact that nintendo hasn't committed to actually filling smaller yet large zelda maps with tons of interesting things before is exactly what makes me worried about this game lol
well based on what Aonuma was saying during the reveal, this game's supposed to be a lot more exploration-based, the map doesn't look massive but it looks like a pretty nice size and seems pretty detailed.
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 10, 2014, 12:52:44 PM
well you already have your hopes up of the next zelda being 'excellent' when all we saw was a 60 second short clip


so it really isn't that hard to pin that on you.
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Hiro on June 10, 2014, 12:54:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/A8GA6Uz.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Tre4a1F.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/DZThZuM.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/EkKbJJ0.jpg)
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Hiro on June 10, 2014, 12:57:13 PM
Quote from: Presea Combatir on June 10, 2014, 12:38:21 PM
though it WOULD have been nice if the whole "unique version of a character w/ level and stats" thing had been a mode already included in smash bros instead of just part of this figure thing, so i guess in that sense it kind of is DAY 1 ON-DISC DLC so thats kinda shitty
it is a mode you can use that's not just a part of the figures, in the figures' case it's CPU characters you can have either fight each other or assist you in battle that you can give custom attributes and will level up in battle just like your characters can. So basically it's like Pokemon for Smash Bros
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Hiro on June 10, 2014, 12:58:59 PM
Quote from: Sif on June 10, 2014, 12:52:44 PM
well you already have your hopes up of the next zelda being 'excellent' when all we saw was a 60 second short clip


so it really isn't that hard to pin that on you.
zelda games are consistently great, and I'm a big fan of the art style, exploration-based games, and the supposed original Zelda influence SocksDood;
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: YPrrrr on June 10, 2014, 12:59:30 PM
Idk I'd say Nintendo had the most promise at E3 for sure

But Hiro I don't think you should use Mario Party 10 as part of your argument n_u
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 10, 2014, 01:00:11 PM
Giant Robot are you fucking kidding me Miyamoto
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Nyerp on June 10, 2014, 01:00:24 PM
Quote from: y-i on June 10, 2014, 12:49:57 PM
Mario Party 10


great

and we were shown literally nothing about star fox other than the fact that it exists

also if mario maker has no online community then it's garbage
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Nyerp on June 10, 2014, 01:01:02 PM
Quote from: Sif on June 10, 2014, 01:00:11 PM
Giant Robot are you fucking kidding me Miyamoto


both of his projects look like really shitty tech demos lol
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Hiro on June 10, 2014, 01:04:27 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on June 10, 2014, 12:59:30 PM
Idk I'd say Nintendo had the most promise at E3 for sure

But Hiro I don't think you should use Mario Party 10 as part of your argument n_u
it's just there because that's a new game they announced, sony and microsoft hardly announced anything new
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on June 10, 2014, 01:06:45 PM
bloodborne tho

pls be as good as dark souls and demon's souls
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 10, 2014, 01:07:27 PM
am I the only one excited for Little Big Planet 3 ;______________;
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on June 10, 2014, 01:08:43 PM
Quote from: Sif on June 10, 2014, 01:07:27 PM
am I the only one excited for Little Big Planet 3 ;______________;
stop being me, it doesn't suit you
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 10, 2014, 01:09:35 PM
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on June 10, 2014, 01:08:43 PM
Quote from: Sif on June 10, 2014, 01:07:27 PM
am I the only one excited for Little Big Planet 3 ;______________;
stop being me, it doesn't suit you
but Swoop and Oddsock ;_______;

play it  w/me felt pls.
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on June 10, 2014, 01:10:39 PM
At least sweeping through the levels quickly will be possible with swoop
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Nyerp on June 10, 2014, 01:13:36 PM
Quote from: Sif on June 10, 2014, 01:07:27 PM
am I the only one excited for Little Big Planet 3 ;______________;


it's still floaty and sluggish so yes
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on June 10, 2014, 01:16:38 PM
the floatiness is obviously a design choice but i just don't get it WHY do they think that's good design it's so dumb
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 10, 2014, 01:21:14 PM
because he's a plush :(((((((((((((((
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: ncba93ivyase on June 10, 2014, 01:22:41 PM
i only played the first game so i don't know whether they changed this BUT

How to make Littlebigplanet playable: let the user adjust the physics. If you could have Mario-like jumping, the game would actually be decent.

but a platformer where your character can only hop up half his body height? fucking stupid
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 10, 2014, 01:27:32 PM
is Xenoblade related to Xenosaga
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Classic on June 10, 2014, 01:33:18 PM
I don't know what Devil's Third is but it's a Wii U exclusive to be published by Nintendo
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: ME## on June 10, 2014, 01:36:31 PM
destin a remporté l'e3
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: bluaki on June 10, 2014, 02:01:41 PM
I really am still mainly just a Nintendo fan when it comes to games

hardly anything from yesterday's presentations even caught my eye, but almost everything from Nintendo's presentation interests me
Pokemon ORAS definitely
Smash Bros 4 definitely too
and Zelda U
Yoshi's Woolly World looks great, like it's bound to live up to expectations as both a second yarn game and as quite likely the first good Yoshi game in a long time
Kirby Rainbow Curse looks like a good sequel to Canvas Curse; this one surprised me more than anything
Splatoon looks maybe promising
Captain Toad and even Mario Maker look interesting, but I'd say whether they're really worth buying depends on both amount of content and price
Hyrule Warriors looks worth trying, but I have doubts I'd like that sort of game. At least the character designs are nice.

by the way Vita is really hurting this E3 in terms of nogames. 3DS is in danger too, but at least it has Smash Bros and Pokemon. I don't think I saw a single non-indie Vita game at Sony's conference yesterday although they did at least announce Vita TV for US.
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on June 10, 2014, 02:03:07 PM
[spoiler=lol](http://livedoor.4.blogimg.jp/hatima/imgs/b/d/bd6b0cf5.jpg)
Obviously fake because it's slanted yet it sounds credible[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on June 10, 2014, 02:16:32 PM
Quote from: Sif on June 10, 2014, 01:27:32 PM
is Xenoblade related to Xenosaga


i don't think there's any direct connection whatsoever
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Thyme on June 10, 2014, 02:25:24 PM
so yeah
might get a wii u in the foreseeable future goowan
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Classic on June 10, 2014, 02:26:46 PM
Quote from: Thyme on June 10, 2014, 02:25:24 PM
so yeah
might get a wii u in the foreseeable future goowan

giggle;  giggle; giggle; giggle; giggle;
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Daddy on June 10, 2014, 02:35:29 PM
Quote from: y-i on June 10, 2014, 12:49:57 PM
just because I think Nintendo did a much better job today you're just going to pin the blind fanboy thing onto me?
it was more of a comment on your excitability
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on June 10, 2014, 02:36:55 PM
nintendo only won e3 because there was no competition

Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Daddy on June 10, 2014, 02:37:41 PM
i only care about zelda so i dont know what was on e3
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Daddy on June 10, 2014, 02:38:09 PM
also some yoshi made of yarn and figurines for the wii u


jmv summarized e3


also the wii u still ahs games
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: don't let's on June 10, 2014, 02:40:36 PM
Quote from: Presea Combatir on June 10, 2014, 02:36:55 PM
nintendo only won e3 because there was no competition


Well at least it wasn't us again this year
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on June 10, 2014, 02:42:32 PM
it's shameful but i can't help but be pretty excited about zelda u despite also being extremely wary cry;
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Hiro on June 10, 2014, 02:43:59 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on June 10, 2014, 02:35:29 PM
Quote from: y-i on June 10, 2014, 12:49:57 PM
just because I think Nintendo did a much better job today you're just going to pin the blind fanboy thing onto me?
it was more of a comment on your excitability
I never said OMG MEGATON THANK YOU BASE NINTENDO
I don't think they did amazing, but they did do pretty good I think.
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on June 10, 2014, 02:44:37 PM
Quote from: y-i on June 10, 2014, 02:43:59 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on June 10, 2014, 02:35:29 PM
Quote from: y-i on June 10, 2014, 12:49:57 PM
just because I think Nintendo did a much better job today you're just going to pin the blind fanboy thing onto me?
it was more of a comment on your excitability
I never said OMG MEGATON THANK YOU BASE NINTENDO
I don't think they did amazing, but they did do pretty good I think.


they at least did better than i thought they would
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 10, 2014, 04:33:30 PM
i'm going to lol so hard upon seeing splatoon's sales figures
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 10, 2014, 04:39:30 PM
Quote from: Presea Combatir on June 10, 2014, 12:38:21 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on June 10, 2014, 12:29:17 PM
nintendo would have one if not for the introduction of the figure bullshit. nobody wins


isn't this just an entirely optional extra though?? i'm sure they will be expensive so i might not honestly care about them in the slightest

it's not like their existence actually harms the games they're compatible with they just add special small features

though it WOULD have been nice if the whole "unique version of a character w/ level and stats" thing had been a mode already included in smash bros instead of just part of this figure thing, so i guess in that sense it kind of is DAY 1 ON-DISC DLC so thats kinda shitty

still idk i dont care much either way


it's only going to get worse

i can only hope that these figurines quickly become yet another footnote in nintendo's vast repertoire of heavily promoted but quickly forgotten about features and peripherals like the e reader and gameboy link cable, but because of the appeal of collectibility that comes along with figures i'm not exactly optimistic
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Classic on June 10, 2014, 04:40:46 PM
One figure will be used in many games too.
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on June 10, 2014, 04:53:47 PM
Quote from: Tectron on June 10, 2014, 04:39:30 PM
Quote from: Presea Combatir on June 10, 2014, 12:38:21 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on June 10, 2014, 12:29:17 PM
nintendo would have one if not for the introduction of the figure bullshit. nobody wins


isn't this just an entirely optional extra though?? i'm sure they will be expensive so i might not honestly care about them in the slightest

it's not like their existence actually harms the games they're compatible with they just add special small features

though it WOULD have been nice if the whole "unique version of a character w/ level and stats" thing had been a mode already included in smash bros instead of just part of this figure thing, so i guess in that sense it kind of is DAY 1 ON-DISC DLC so thats kinda shitty

still idk i dont care much either way


it's only going to get worse

i can only hope that these figurines quickly become yet another footnote in nintendo's vast repertoire of heavily promoted but quickly forgotten about features and peripherals like the e reader and gameboy link cable, but because of the appeal of collectibility that comes along with figures i'm not exactly optimistic


do you mean the gamecube-gba cable

because the older game boy link cable was actually quite successful and fondly remembered, largely because of pokemon red/blue/yellow
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: don't let's on June 10, 2014, 04:54:53 PM
Are those things basically the same kind of things as those Skylander and Disney Infinity things?
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 10, 2014, 04:55:48 PM
all I know is that I want a Samus one just for the fuck of it
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 10, 2014, 05:03:31 PM
Quote from: Presea Combatir on June 10, 2014, 04:53:47 PM
Quote from: Tectron on June 10, 2014, 04:39:30 PM
Quote from: Presea Combatir on June 10, 2014, 12:38:21 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on June 10, 2014, 12:29:17 PM
nintendo would have one if not for the introduction of the figure bullshit. nobody wins


isn't this just an entirely optional extra though?? i'm sure they will be expensive so i might not honestly care about them in the slightest

it's not like their existence actually harms the games they're compatible with they just add special small features

though it WOULD have been nice if the whole "unique version of a character w/ level and stats" thing had been a mode already included in smash bros instead of just part of this figure thing, so i guess in that sense it kind of is DAY 1 ON-DISC DLC so thats kinda shitty

still idk i dont care much either way


it's only going to get worse

i can only hope that these figurines quickly become yet another footnote in nintendo's vast repertoire of heavily promoted but quickly forgotten about features and peripherals like the e reader and gameboy link cable, but because of the appeal of collectibility that comes along with figures i'm not exactly optimistic


do you mean the gamecube-gba cable


yes
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on June 10, 2014, 05:45:53 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 10, 2014, 11:49:44 AM
captain toad will be Cool
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: don't let's on June 10, 2014, 06:59:31 PM
Quote from: One Man Freak Show on June 10, 2014, 06:22:35 PM
That person in the Zelda trailer? Probably not Link. (http://venturebeat.com/2014/06/10/zelda-creator-teases-that-we-didnt-see-link-in-wii-u-trailer/)

Told you guys it was a girl. I bet it's Zelda, which was actually my first instinct. She's worn hoods before, she's used bows before, and it has her ear piercing.


eh?
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 10, 2014, 07:02:21 PM
now i'm a little disappointed, i had taken a liking to what i thought was his adorable new look despite finding it somewhat effeminate :(
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Hiro on June 10, 2014, 07:09:10 PM
Quote from: Tectron on June 10, 2014, 07:02:21 PM
now i'm a little disappointed, i had taken a liking to what i thought was his adorable new look despite sfinding it somewhat effeminate :(
it is, it's just pre-puberty tween link this time
also i really like his new outfit, though i'm sure we'll get the green tunic not too far into the game
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Daddy on June 10, 2014, 07:12:15 PM
the e-reader was cool but it was kind of crappy at reading.

so many swipes failed for being 2fast or 2slow

Quote from: … on June 10, 2014, 06:59:31 PM
Quote from: One Man Freak Show on June 10, 2014, 06:22:35 PM
That person in the Zelda trailer? Probably not Link. (http://venturebeat.com/2014/06/10/zelda-creator-teases-that-we-didnt-see-link-in-wii-u-trailer/)

Told you guys it was a girl. I bet it's Zelda, which was actually my first instinct. She's worn hoods before, she's used bows before, and it has her ear piercing.


eh?
what's up with this quote



Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 10, 2014, 07:12:39 PM
also i was hoping that was ww link's crayfish pajama shirt being worn in the trailer but apparently it isn't :'(
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 10, 2014, 07:13:40 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on June 10, 2014, 07:12:15 PM
Quote from: … on June 10, 2014, 06:59:31 PM
Quote from: One Man Freak Show on June 10, 2014, 06:22:35 PM
That person in the Zelda trailer? Probably not Link. (http://venturebeat.com/2014/06/10/zelda-creator-teases-that-we-didnt-see-link-in-wii-u-trailer/)

Told you guys it was a girl. I bet it's Zelda, which was actually my first instinct. She's worn hoods before, she's used bows before, and it has her ear piercing.


eh?
what's up with this quote






i think it's from outsid
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 10, 2014, 07:24:00 PM
[spoiler=high-res screenshits]
(http://i.imgur.com/Qs25huP.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/HCsuWXY.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Bt6r7N1.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZAeXdSv.jpg)
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Thyme on June 10, 2014, 07:24:28 PM
p.retty
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: don't let's on June 10, 2014, 07:25:26 PM
Quote from: Tectron on June 10, 2014, 07:13:40 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on June 10, 2014, 07:12:15 PM
Quote from: … on June 10, 2014, 06:59:31 PM
Quote from: One Man Freak Show on June 10, 2014, 06:22:35 PM
That person in the Zelda trailer? Probably not Link. (http://venturebeat.com/2014/06/10/zelda-creator-teases-that-we-didnt-see-link-in-wii-u-trailer/)

Told you guys it was a girl. I bet it's Zelda, which was actually my first instinct. She's worn hoods before, she's used bows before, and it has her ear piercing.


eh?
what's up with this quote






i think it's from outsid
It's not from outsid, but yeah, it's not from boyah either
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 10, 2014, 07:27:02 PM
Quote from: Shin Megami Thymesei on June 10, 2014, 07:24:28 PM
p.retty


yes he is
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: silvertone on June 10, 2014, 07:28:24 PM
Quote from: Sif on June 10, 2014, 01:27:32 PM
is Xenoblade related to Xenosaga
loosely. same themes but in separate universes.
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Classic on June 10, 2014, 07:47:21 PM
I could also see Boyah having fun with Mario Maker sharing levels.
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: NOA_Haunted on June 10, 2014, 10:50:42 PM
Pre ordered the white Destiny bundle. :X
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Hiro on June 11, 2014, 09:03:06 AM
Quote from: Tectron on June 10, 2014, 07:24:00 PM
[spoiler=high-res screenshits]
(http://i.imgur.com/Qs25huP.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/HCsuWXY.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Bt6r7N1.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZAeXdSv.jpg)
[/spoiler]
tec do you have my posts ignored or something
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 11, 2014, 09:11:23 AM
Tec ignores all
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Daddy on June 11, 2014, 01:08:21 PM
Quote from: y-i on June 11, 2014, 09:03:06 AM
Quote from: Tectron on June 10, 2014, 07:24:00 PM
[spoiler=high-res screenshits]
(http://i.imgur.com/Qs25huP.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/HCsuWXY.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Bt6r7N1.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZAeXdSv.jpg)
[/spoiler]
tec do you have my posts ignored or something
yes
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 11, 2014, 01:45:58 PM
http://www.polygon.com/a/e3-2014/bloodborne

Quote from: MiyazakiIf you remember the Tower of Latria level in Demon's Souls, that's the kind of atmosphere we want to create with Bloodborne.
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 11, 2014, 02:12:38 PM
2spooky4tec?
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on June 11, 2014, 02:25:29 PM
tower of latria was the best part of demon's souls so i'm all for more of that
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 11, 2014, 02:31:37 PM
boletaria is my personal favorite (despite perhaps being the most generic area), but latria is great too

Quote from: Sif on June 11, 2014, 02:12:38 PM
2spooky4tec?


potentially, but i crawled my way through the tower of latria eventually

as long as there aren't too many enclosed areas i should be okay lol
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on June 11, 2014, 02:33:41 PM
bring back mindflayers
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 11, 2014, 02:34:00 PM
have mercy, miyazaki :(
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on June 11, 2014, 02:53:00 PM
whole game filled with hundreds of black phantom mindflayers

with no magic shield spell to use
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: TooB on June 11, 2014, 05:52:57 PM
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2014/06/11/is-link-a-girl-in-zelda-on-wii-u.aspx


As much as i like female protagonists, i hope they dont do this
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on June 11, 2014, 06:05:08 PM
I hope link can be a hermaphrodite like slay in tales of zestiria to appeal to the intersex community
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on June 11, 2014, 06:06:58 PM
Quote from: Jojo on June 11, 2014, 05:52:57 PM
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2014/06/11/is-link-a-girl-in-zelda-on-wii-u.aspx


As much as i like female protagonists, i hope they dont do this


i actually don't see how it would matter in the slightest tbh

there's nothing in the canon specifically saying that link always has to be male, i don't think? it's just a certain bloodline or being chosen by the gods basically
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Hiro on June 11, 2014, 06:19:26 PM
Codename: S.T.E.A.M. announced for 3DS:

"Players will take command of the unit steam a unique fighting force created by Abraham Lincoln to defend against a mysterious invasion from space"

"Turn-based strategy, third-person shooter, steampunk ... Codename: S.T.E.A.M. is a quirky little title that came to be from a collusion of all of these elements"

also it takes place in London what rofl
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: silvertone on June 11, 2014, 06:21:36 PM
steam punk... into the trashcan of history it g0es
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on June 11, 2014, 06:26:08 PM
>steampunk
>quirky

end steampunk trends please
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 11, 2014, 06:31:05 PM
that sounds like the type of garbage conduit """developers""" high voltage software would shit out

and yet apparently it's the fire emblem devs behind this
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on June 11, 2014, 06:42:42 PM
I can't believe it is a first-party title
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Thyme on June 11, 2014, 07:32:22 PM
lol the conduit
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: ME## on June 11, 2014, 07:35:27 PM
will the be as underwhelming as epic micky?
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Classic on June 11, 2014, 07:36:35 PM
Oh Nintendo. You could have really done better with your mystery 3DS game.
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Hiro on June 11, 2014, 08:24:07 PM
i'm reserving judgement until i see gameplay, which they're showing tomorrow
also i'm hearing comparisons to valkyria chronicles so
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: TooB on June 11, 2014, 09:06:47 PM
Quote from: Presea Combatir on June 11, 2014, 06:06:58 PM
Quote from: Jojo on June 11, 2014, 05:52:57 PM
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2014/06/11/is-link-a-girl-in-zelda-on-wii-u.aspx


As much as i like female protagonists, i hope they dont do this


i actually don't see how it would matter in the slightest tbh

there's nothing in the canon specifically saying that link always has to be male, i don't think? it's just a certain bloodline or being chosen by the gods basically
thinking about it that way, that actually makes sense. Now i see it as an interesting oppurtunity.
Good point kaz
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Nyerp on June 11, 2014, 11:47:31 PM
Quote from: Classic HD on June 11, 2014, 07:36:35 PM
Oh Nintendo. You could have really done better with your mystery 3DS game.


at least it wasn't fucking majora's mask
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Classic on June 12, 2014, 09:22:03 AM
Quote from: Nyerp on June 11, 2014, 11:47:31 PM
Quote from: Classic HD on June 11, 2014, 07:36:35 PM
Oh Nintendo. You could have really done better with your mystery 3DS game.


at least it wasn't fucking majora's mask

Anything would have been better than this. awdood;
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 12, 2014, 09:29:34 AM
I'm interested in Codename: STEAM.

Mainly because it'll be the closest Advanced Wars we'll get for 3ds
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: ME## on June 12, 2014, 09:30:05 AM
Fucking Majora's Mask, coming to Oculus in 2016
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: don't let's on June 12, 2014, 09:41:27 AM
Patiently waiting for Virtual Boy 2
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: ME## on June 12, 2014, 09:51:08 AM
Quote from: … on June 12, 2014, 09:41:27 AM
Patiently waiting for Virtual Boy 2
man, the 3ds had so much potential for this :(
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 12, 2014, 10:02:24 AM
http://mmgn.com/wiiu/news--that-was-link-in-zelda-wii-u-trailer-aonuma

cue the tumblr implosion
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Classic on June 12, 2014, 10:05:11 AM
Fans cried for a girl Link in the new LoZ. What happened next will SHOCK you...
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: don't let's on June 12, 2014, 10:20:56 AM
Quote from: Tectron on June 12, 2014, 10:02:24 AM
http://mmgn.com/wiiu/news--that-was-link-in-zelda-wii-u-trailer-aonuma

cue the tumblr implosion
lol

Though that's pretty much what I was expecting
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on June 12, 2014, 10:30:32 AM
so now instead of talking about link being zelda or being a girl we can just go back to talking about how incredibly adorable he is
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Classic on June 12, 2014, 11:13:51 AM
I just realized how FUCKING excited I am for the new Kirby game.

[youtube]RqEOsvTmcoE[/youtube]
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 12, 2014, 11:19:22 AM
Quote from: Presea Combatir on June 12, 2014, 10:30:32 AM
so now instead of talking about link being zelda or being a girl we can just go back to talking about how incredibly adorable he is


please yes

this is the cutest link has ever been

i hope his final design doesn't deviate too much from the current one
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on June 12, 2014, 11:27:23 AM
speaking of underdelivery

dice's "footage" of mirror's edge 2

i know it's really early in development still but ugh give me more cry;
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: YPrrrr on June 12, 2014, 11:29:01 AM
And deviant art hentai of link jumped 6 fold
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 12, 2014, 11:36:49 AM
Quote from: Presea Combatir on June 12, 2014, 11:27:23 AM
speaking of underdelivery

dice's "footage" of mirror's edge 2

i know it's really early in development still but ugh give me more cry;
the same pain i felt with the "footage" of Battlefront cry;
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: silvertone on June 12, 2014, 12:23:42 PM
link was always a cute aryan.
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: ME## on June 12, 2014, 01:57:42 PM
http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/is-assassins-creed-sexist-is-link-a-girl-and-more-fun-questions-from-this-years-e3/
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Hiro on June 12, 2014, 02:32:34 PM
Quote from: David on June 12, 2014, 01:57:42 PM
http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/is-assassins-creed-sexist-is-link-a-girl-and-more-fun-questions-from-this-years-e3/
oh my god their interpretations of those reddit comments are ridiculous
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Hiro on June 12, 2014, 02:59:14 PM
http://www.polygon.com/2014/6/12/5803908/nintendo-now-making-playstations-according-to-l-a-times

NINTENDO WINS
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on June 12, 2014, 05:28:39 PM
idk where to post this but

umm people are referring to the obv native english speaker girl in the fol. vid, as sam

sam from here??

they're debating if at the end of the vid if she's saying "thing up" or "nig(//)ga"

lol i just thought this was p. interesting and i just read ppl talking about it uhh out of nowhere

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30YOs6U1oPs[/youtube]
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Nyerp on June 12, 2014, 05:34:57 PM
no not sam from here wtf mib

and what

where are you seeing this idiotic debate
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on June 12, 2014, 05:37:20 PM
lol

sam from here is nintendofangirl, mib. this girl:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1fDt9GKMdI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on June 12, 2014, 05:42:33 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on June 12, 2014, 05:34:57 PM
no not sam from here wtf mib

and what

where are you seeing this idiotic debate


somewhere lol


Quote from: Presea Combatir on June 12, 2014, 05:37:20 PM
lol

sam from here is nintendofangirl, mib. this girl:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1fDt9GKMdI[/youtube]


idk i was like nintendo + sam + female without any thought and just immediately came to the conclusion

she sounds like she's sick there a bit
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 12, 2014, 05:47:28 PM
Quote from: y-i on June 12, 2014, 02:59:14 PM
http://www.polygon.com/2014/6/12/5803908/nintendo-now-making-playstations-according-to-l-a-times

NINTENDO WINS


[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/g45obNY.jpg)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on June 12, 2014, 05:50:50 PM
lmao
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: don't let's on June 12, 2014, 06:16:24 PM
Quote from: Presea Combatir on June 12, 2014, 05:37:20 PM
lol

sam from here is nintendofangirl, mib. this girl:

[spoiler][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1fDt9GKMdI[/youtube][/spoiler]
I liked the Snapple product placement
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: YPrrrr on June 12, 2014, 09:45:28 PM
Hero confirmed to be a male Link.

To compromise Link will get married to Tingle after Hyrule overturns anti gay marriage legislation
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 13, 2014, 09:39:36 AM
Codename: STEAM gameplay

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bfuFjCZVz8[/youtube]


Im interested in it because it reminds me of the gameplay of Valkyria Chronicles and XCOM: Enemy Unknown
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Nyerp on June 13, 2014, 10:01:15 AM
the character designs and graphics arent so good tho
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 13, 2014, 02:08:32 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuHY357EQ1s&index=1&list=LLRUPbzCNH7ARxmE7yRCRYuw[/youtube]
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on June 13, 2014, 02:19:44 PM
Nice 24 fps
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 13, 2014, 02:22:12 PM
even 24fps would be smoother than that was
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on June 13, 2014, 10:46:36 PM
a lot of people are complaining that this is just another souls game basically but i don't mind personally lol
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 13, 2014, 10:58:12 PM
neither do i girl;
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Thyme on June 14, 2014, 03:49:15 AM
http://www.playstationlifestyle.net/2014/06/10/report-littlebigplanet-3-ps3-also-coming-to-playstation-3/

rofl
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 14, 2014, 03:54:44 AM
why
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 14, 2014, 09:46:00 PM
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/pIcMVev.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/gaEYZ9J.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/KoZr6Gb.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/bktqkeI.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/FJ5MGJr.png)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on June 14, 2014, 10:09:50 PM
hey look guys i made these graphs which only serve to display my extreme bias toward nintendo
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: ME## on June 14, 2014, 11:05:14 PM
really?  if anything the microsoft comes off better after that chart than nintendo



all of nintendo's shit is 'well of course'


esp. the one about multiplatform titles
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 14, 2014, 11:19:47 PM
seriously lol

nintendo's stats only look comparatively good if the pie charts are taken out of context because they had so little to display and absolutely no third-party support, which the graphics themselves even mention
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: don't let's on June 15, 2014, 05:08:57 AM
Only 12 games? Whoa.
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Daddy on June 15, 2014, 08:21:18 AM
And a majority of those 12 are published by nintendo lol

i.e. "no one wants to develop for us"
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 25, 2014, 05:37:09 PM
http://mynintendonews.com/2014/06/24/aonuma-talks-briefly-about-the-scale-of-zelda-wii-us-world/

Now does he mean Kyoto City or Kyoto Prefecture? akudood;
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: ME## on June 25, 2014, 07:41:10 PM
i'm sure most people are only aware of the city, so probably he didn't bother translating the city part
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Hiro on June 25, 2014, 09:02:47 PM
Still, all that means is that, to him, it feels about as big as Kyoto, not that it actually is that big. I still am expecting a fairly large map though, at least for a Zelda game
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: ME## on June 26, 2014, 10:03:02 AM
i'm still expecting a fairly sparse map, at least for an open world game
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 26, 2014, 11:44:02 AM
well, it is zelda after all
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 12, 2014, 09:48:20 PM
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/65IBaFQ.jpg)[/spoiler]

so this is how they're going to entice people to buy amiibos, huh
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on July 13, 2014, 09:11:09 AM
Quote from: Tectron on July 12, 2014, 09:48:20 PM
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/65IBaFQ.jpg)[/spoiler]

so this is how they're going to entice people to buy amiibos, huh


wow
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Samus Aran on July 13, 2014, 01:52:26 PM
cant wait to see the princess's peach
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Thyme on July 13, 2014, 01:54:32 PM
Quote from: Platinum the Trinity on July 13, 2014, 01:52:26 PM
cant wait to see the princess's peach


(http://i.imgur.com/d6PHN75.png)
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Commander Fuckass on July 13, 2014, 02:05:00 PM
Jfc Kaz...
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 13, 2014, 02:34:32 PM
i recently learned that peach's brawl model has peach-trimmed undies

isn't that cute
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 14, 2014, 02:11:49 PM
[spoiler=au amiibo placeholder prices]

https://ebgames.com.au/featured/amiibo[/spoiler]

lol
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Thyme on July 14, 2014, 02:19:41 PM
it wouldn't surprise me of nintendo if they were this pricey over here as well

...but, well, it's australia n_u
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: don't let's on July 14, 2014, 03:18:28 PM
[spoiler](http://media.tumblr.com/74e7da2f4f298acab8e7690e5de20fb8/tumblr_inline_mqfii4aiyG1qz4rgp.png)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 19, 2014, 05:36:59 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWId6_Pemck[/youtube]
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Thyme on August 19, 2014, 05:56:10 PM
yeah
it looks p. much the same as the previous three

smh @ current gen
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 19, 2014, 05:57:37 PM
yeah, it's like they're not even trying to hide the fact that it's just demon's souls lol

i felt the same way when i first saw gameplay of dark souls
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Thyme on August 19, 2014, 06:08:04 PM
Quote from: Tectron on August 19, 2014, 05:57:37 PM
yeah, i like they're not even trying to hide the fact that it's just demon's souls lol

i felt the same way when i first saw gameplay of dark souls


w-well in that case at least it was the same gen...
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 19, 2014, 06:15:02 PM
meh

the formula works so i get their reluctance to make too many changes lol

eventually gamers will hunger for something different at which point from will do something different or go bust, but for now they're not feeling any pressure to fix a system that isn't broken

it's mostly the near complete lack of changes to the ui and certain sound effects and other minor things that i find bemusing, but that's kind of superficial
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Thyme on August 19, 2014, 06:26:39 PM
Quote from: Tectron on August 19, 2014, 06:15:02 PM
it's mostly the near complete lack of changes to the ui and certain sound effects and other minor things that i find bemusing, but that's kind of superficial


yeah, literally lol'd at the ladder-climbing sound giggle;
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 19, 2014, 06:28:12 PM
me too sillydood;
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 19, 2014, 08:51:22 PM
Quote from: Thym Hortons on August 19, 2014, 05:56:10 PM
smh @ current gen
Title: Re: Unofficial E3 Underdelivery Thread
Post by: Hiro on August 20, 2014, 11:35:53 AM
Quote from: Tectron on July 12, 2014, 09:48:20 PM
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/65IBaFQ.jpg)[/spoiler]

so this is how they're going to entice people to buy amiibos, huh
pre-ordering this