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Title: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: ncba93ivyase on May 22, 2014, 07:27:12 AM
Allen saw that slices of Sbarro pizza were expensive as shit

Allen was hungry but wanted to be economical

A whole pizza would be slightly cheaper than buying by the slice, assuming you bought enough slices that it equalled the size of a whole

Allen slapped down $20

Allen ate three slices

Allen wanted to save some for later. Maybe he'd be hungry again?

Allen walked to the car

The car was full

Allen put the pizza on the roof to find a place to put it

Allen got in the car and drove off

RIP
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on May 22, 2014, 07:29:31 AM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on May 22, 2014, 07:27:12 AM
Allen saw that slices of Sbarro pizza were expensive as shit

Allen was hungry but wanted to be economical

A whole pizza would be slightly cheaper than buying by the slice, assuming you bought enough slices that it equalled the size of a whole

Allen slapped down $20

Allen ate three slices

Allen wanted to save some for later. Maybe he'd be hungry again?

Allen walked to the car

The car was full

Allen put the pizza on the roof to find a place to put it

Allen got in the car and drove off

RIP


what ripped
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: ncba93ivyase on May 22, 2014, 07:30:48 AM
The pizza on the roof you dingbat
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on May 22, 2014, 07:34:27 AM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on May 22, 2014, 07:30:48 AM
The pizza on the roof you dingbat


well if he was finding a place to put it, i would assume he'd notice the pizza was on the top the whole time

do u just give up finding a place to put it and drive???

i would only forget if i got distracted while im finding a place for pizza or smth
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: ME## on May 22, 2014, 07:34:50 AM
Rofl this story cry;
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: Daddy on May 22, 2014, 07:45:56 AM
sbarro a true mistake
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on May 22, 2014, 07:50:49 AM
Quote from: Khadafi on May 22, 2014, 07:45:56 AM
sbarro a true mistake
agreed

tho i'd go 4 some little ceasers

i guess there weren't any near
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: YPrrrr on May 22, 2014, 09:09:45 AM
3 slices damn that's a lot of subparro
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: Nyerp on May 22, 2014, 09:35:38 AM
sbarros exist outside of airports?????????????????
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: Classic on May 22, 2014, 09:38:19 AM
What the hell is Sbarros?
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: Classic on May 22, 2014, 09:39:49 AM
Checking the website it looks good enough.

Is it expensive?
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: ME## on May 22, 2014, 09:42:41 AM
Quote from: Classic HD on May 22, 2014, 09:39:49 AM
Checking the website it looks good enough.

Is it expensive?
yes and it's not even good
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: Classic on May 22, 2014, 09:43:39 AM
That's too bad.
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on May 22, 2014, 09:58:06 AM
tho i like sbarro's garlic rolls but even then they're overpriced

Quote from: YPR Classic on May 22, 2014, 09:09:45 AM
3 slices damn that's a lot of subparro


LOL DAMN
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: YPrrrr on May 22, 2014, 10:01:19 AM
Quote from: Nyerp on May 22, 2014, 09:35:38 AM
sbarros exist outside of airports?????????????????
Airports, malls, and highway rest stops

That's about it
Quote from: Classic HD on May 22, 2014, 09:39:49 AM
Checking the website it looks good enough.

Is it expensive?
I feel like the price is inflated because of their locations (airports, rest stops are always more expensive, even mcdonalds nixes the dollar menu) but yeah it's mediocre pizza. I would still get it on a roadtrip though girl;
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: Classic on May 22, 2014, 10:06:12 AM
So I'd be better off with Little Caesars?  n_u
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: Daddy on May 22, 2014, 10:06:57 AM
No.

Sbarro is a lot better than Little Caesars.
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: Classic on May 22, 2014, 10:08:20 AM
But what does the wallet say?
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: Daddy on May 22, 2014, 10:10:26 AM
what does the doctor say  baddood;
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: Classic on May 22, 2014, 10:11:16 AM
The doctor said to quit eating pizza altogether but I don't listen well.
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on May 22, 2014, 10:12:19 AM
lol man

subparro

lol d@ was good af

i am def. gonna cop d@

Quote from: Khadafi on May 22, 2014, 10:06:57 AM
No.

Sbarro is a lot better than Little Caesars.


it is hard 4 me to debate crazy bread vs. garlic roll

tho u get more with crazy bread.  but man garlic rolls.

and their pizza.  ehh both seem equal lol.  maybe sbarro is a tiny bit better but that's it
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: YPrrrr on May 22, 2014, 10:15:15 AM
Quote from: Classic HD on May 22, 2014, 10:08:20 AM
But what does the wallet say?
It's about $3.50 for a slice of cheese at most Sbarros. So Little Caesar's is a better deal since you can get a full pie for $5. Sbarro slices are probably double or triple the size of a Little Caesar's slice though.

I personally think LC's is pretty okay. Sbarro tastes a bit better. Domino's is the place I hate most akudood;
Quote from: TLL7-MIB-7LLT on May 22, 2014, 10:12:19 AM
lol man

subparro

lol d@ was good af

i am def. gonna cop d@

Quote from: Khadafi on May 22, 2014, 10:06:57 AM
No.

Sbarro is a lot better than Little Caesars.


it is hard 4 me to debate crazy bread vs. garlic roll

tho u get more with crazy bread.  but man garlic rolls.

and their pizza.  ehh both seem equal lol.  maybe sbarro is a tiny bit better but that's it
Glad I could entertain n_u

Is it just me or every time I get crazy bread the only crazy part seems to be how undercooked it is. It's like straight up dough
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: ME## on May 22, 2014, 10:15:24 AM
Doctors love all pizza
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on May 22, 2014, 11:44:47 AM
Quote from: YPR Classic on May 22, 2014, 10:15:15 AM
Domino's is the place I hate most akudood;
i thought domino's was preferred by catholics for their founder's catholic activism
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 22, 2014, 11:46:29 AM
so sad :(
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on May 22, 2014, 11:52:31 AM
even bad pizza is good pizza

though i've eaten some pretty shitty 'za in my day
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: YPrrrr on May 22, 2014, 12:00:54 PM
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on May 22, 2014, 11:44:47 AM
Quote from: YPR Classic on May 22, 2014, 10:15:15 AM
Domino's is the place I hate most akudood;
i thought domino's was preferred by catholics for their founder's catholic activism
politics don't matter in pizza

Plus pizza is an Italian food so having catholic views isn't exactly unique to the pizza biz
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on May 22, 2014, 12:18:43 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on May 22, 2014, 12:00:54 PM
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on May 22, 2014, 11:44:47 AM
Quote from: YPR Classic on May 22, 2014, 10:15:15 AM
Domino's is the place I hate most akudood;
i thought domino's was preferred by catholics for their founder's catholic activism
politics don't matter in pizza

Plus pizza is an Italian food so having catholic views isn't exactly unique to the pizza biz
i beg to differ
I've heard of several people boycotting domino's for their outspoken support of anti-abortion causes
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: ME## on May 22, 2014, 12:27:01 PM
domino's is worlds better than pizza hut at least
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on May 22, 2014, 12:30:15 PM
Quote from: David on May 22, 2014, 12:27:01 PM
domino's is worlds better than pizza hut at least
and is the official pizza for hatsune miku
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: YPrrrr on May 22, 2014, 01:07:12 PM
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on May 22, 2014, 12:18:43 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on May 22, 2014, 12:00:54 PM
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on May 22, 2014, 11:44:47 AM
Quote from: YPR Classic on May 22, 2014, 10:15:15 AM
Domino's is the place I hate most akudood;
i thought domino's was preferred by catholics for their founder's catholic activism
politics don't matter in pizza

Plus pizza is an Italian food so having catholic views isn't exactly unique to the pizza biz
i beg to differ
I've heard of several people boycotting domino's for their outspoken support of anti-abortion causes
your pizza sucks but I'll eat it

your owner doesnt support my right to kill my baby I won't buy it

weirdos
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on May 22, 2014, 01:17:17 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on May 22, 2014, 01:07:12 PM
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on May 22, 2014, 12:18:43 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on May 22, 2014, 12:00:54 PM
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on May 22, 2014, 11:44:47 AM
Quote from: YPR Classic on May 22, 2014, 10:15:15 AM
Domino's is the place I hate most akudood;
i thought domino's was preferred by catholics for their founder's catholic activism
politics don't matter in pizza

Plus pizza is an Italian food so having catholic views isn't exactly unique to the pizza biz
i beg to differ
I've heard of several people boycotting domino's for their outspoken support of anti-abortion causes
your pizza sucks but I'll eat it

your owner doesnt support my right to kill my baby I won't buy it

weirdos
your owner doesn't support my gay marriage i won't buy it
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: ME## on May 22, 2014, 01:55:05 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on May 22, 2014, 01:07:12 PM
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on May 22, 2014, 12:18:43 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on May 22, 2014, 12:00:54 PM
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on May 22, 2014, 11:44:47 AM
Quote from: YPR Classic on May 22, 2014, 10:15:15 AM
Domino's is the place I hate most akudood;
i thought domino's was preferred by catholics for their founder's catholic activism
politics don't matter in pizza

Plus pizza is an Italian food so having catholic views isn't exactly unique to the pizza biz
i beg to differ
I've heard of several people boycotting domino's for their outspoken support of anti-abortion causes
your pizza sucks but I'll eat it

your owner doesnt support my right to kill my baby I won't buy it

weirdos

your chicken sucks but i'll eat it


your owner doesn't like faggots, i'll protest you and prevent you from opening stores up in my city


this is what has become of the world
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on May 22, 2014, 02:03:49 PM
boycott customers

don't sell shit to them

shut down

say everyone is gay

no food for you or anybody

my food is contaminated with anti-gay and it's gonna hurt u like anti-freeze
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: silvertone on May 24, 2014, 07:41:27 AM
that was my first sbarro pizza ever. rip. [it was low tier pizza which is like a mid-high meal]
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: Hiro on May 25, 2014, 12:44:32 AM
i have't had sbarro's since i was like 12, that pizza is pretty watery and flavorless
little caesars is better lol
Title: Re: rest in pizza: a true boyaj story
Post by: Travis on May 27, 2014, 12:21:31 AM
You Are all pizza plebes
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Post by: snoorkel on May 27, 2014, 12:37:09 AM
I'll just melt cheez on a cracker, I don't know shit about pizza