rest in pizza: a true boyaj story

[ncba93ivyase]

Allen saw that slices of Sbarro pizza were expensive as shit

Allen was hungry but wanted to be economical

A whole pizza would be slightly cheaper than buying by the slice, assuming you bought enough slices that it equalled the size of a whole

Allen slapped down $20

Allen ate three slices

Allen wanted to save some for later. Maybe he'd be hungry again?

Allen walked to the car

The car was full

Allen put the pizza on the roof to find a place to put it

Allen got in the car and drove off

RIP

[6M69I69B9]

Allen saw that slices of Sbarro pizza were expensive as shit

Allen was hungry but wanted to be economical

A whole pizza would be slightly cheaper than buying by the slice, assuming you bought enough slices that it equalled the size of a whole

Allen slapped down $20

Allen ate three slices

Allen wanted to save some for later. Maybe he'd be hungry again?

Allen walked to the car

The car was full

Allen put the pizza on the roof to find a place to put it

Allen got in the car and drove off

RIP

what ripped

[ncba93ivyase]

The pizza on the roof you dingbat

[6M69I69B9]

The pizza on the roof you dingbat

well if he was finding a place to put it, i would assume he'd notice the pizza was on the top the whole time

do u just give up finding a place to put it and drive???

i would only forget if i got distracted while im finding a place for pizza or smth

[ME##]

Rofl this story

[Daddy]

sbarro a true mistake

[6M69I69B9]

sbarro a true mistake

agreed

tho i'd go 4 some little ceasers

i guess there weren't any near

[Snowy]

Rust in piss pizza.

[YPrrrr]

3 slices damn that's a lot of subparro

[Nyerp]

sbarros exist outside of airports?????????????????

[Classic]

What the hell is Sbarros?

[Classic]

Checking the website it looks good enough.

Is it expensive?

[ME##]

Checking the website it looks good enough.

Is it expensive?

yes and it's not even good

[Classic]

That's too bad.

[6M69I69B9]

tho i like sbarro's garlic rolls but even then they're overpriced

3 slices damn that's a lot of subparro

LOL DAMN