i once saw an old guy slip on ice and he fell on his butt
also on the bus a few weeks ago some obese neckbeard was walking down the aisle to leave and slipped and did a complete split. he kept trying to get up but the floor was covered in melting snow and ice and he kept slipping. took him a good 15 seconds to pull himself up
and one time at the gym this guy was doing relatively low weight decline bench presses. i looked over at him and thought "man he's lowering that bar pretty far." then i heard a "gak" and his head was turned sideways and the bar was pushing into his jaw. i had to save his noob ass
basically gravity owns everybody all the time
i slipped on some ice and hit my knee on the sidewalk back in december
got #owned that day
a month ago i slipped and fell on my side and had a bruise going all the way up my body
it was cool so i don't know if that qualifies as ownage
You lift????
Every time i see a homosexual, my inner calvinist and misanthropy combine like lions of passion because i know that guy was predestined to be owned forever in this life and the after life and there isn't SHIT the homo can do about it.
Quote from: Red Zidone on March 03, 2014, 04:44:32 PM
Every time i see a homosexual, my inner calvinist and misanthropy combine like lions of passion because i know that guy was predestined to be owned forever in this life and the the after life and there isn't SHIT the the homo can do about it.
When your calvinist and misanthropy combine like lions of passion, do you get hard?
I never had a boner in my life
Seeing religious jews and muslims is satisfying, because they were so close to the true religion but welp. Our god is a Just god, also mormons...even closer. At least there are real christians in the catholic church even though the whole organization is a hive of satanists.
Hindus have some True Believers too.
Maybe a few Buddhists???????
Quote from: Hippopo on March 03, 2014, 04:51:29 PM
Hindus have some True Believers too.
Maybe a few Buddhists???????
Ain't No Pagan a One of the Elected.
Quote from: Red Zidone on March 03, 2014, 04:52:58 PM
Quote from: Hippopo on March 03, 2014, 04:51:29 PM
Hindus have some True Believers too.
Maybe a few Buddhists???????
Ain't No Pagan a One of the the Elected.
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Hindus had a few elected back in the day man.
GO LOOK IT UP
Even Huxley agrees dood.
Huxley and Hindoos are Garbage Satanists.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Lady-Gaga-Oscars-Most-Unwelcome/29567
one of my earliest memories is seeing an old woman with a walker fall on her face. right onto asphalt pavement. it broke her nose and she was bleeding everywhere.
this was at some stop our bus had made - my mother and i were traveling either to or from california, don't remember which. i was 3.
A bunch of people slipped walking out to their cars today.
It was hilarious
lol southerners
Sports are great for people getting owned by the universe
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDbEX666G3Y[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quQODOvrWMs[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idzt4w6CTAo[/youtube]
Quote from: Will Gregory on March 03, 2014, 05:34:07 PM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Lady-Gaga-Oscars-Most-Unwelcome/29567
good lady gaga is a racist wariodood;
Quote from: Khadafi on March 04, 2014, 07:53:31 AM
Quote from: Will Gregory on March 03, 2014, 05:34:07 PM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Lady-Gaga-Oscars-Most-Unwelcome/29567
good lady gaga is a racist wariodood;
she was born that way, guido nigger
Quote from: Thyme on March 04, 2014, 05:04:37 AM
as some may have briefly seen, i tried to post a link to the metacritic page for the new south park game
unfortunetely it won't work as there's a the in the title
shaking my fucking head doodthing;
I've lost track of how many times I've seen people PWNED by the universe. I do know that it happens and there's a good reason for people who believe in karma to believe.
Quote from: Clara Listensprechen on March 04, 2014, 08:54:12 AM
I've lost track of how many times I've seen people PWNED by the universe. I do know that it happens and there's a good reason for people who believe in karma to believe.
like new orleans and katrina. that is why i never wanted to send relief because the Tao had that happen for a good reason.
Quote from: Red Zidone on March 04, 2014, 01:31:52 PM
Quote from: Clara Listensprechen on March 04, 2014, 08:54:12 AM
I've lost track of how many times I've seen people PWNED by the universe. I do know that it happens and there's a good reason for people who believe in karma to believe.
like new orleans and katrina. that is why i never wanted to send relief because the Tao had that happen for a good reason.
Ah, that's something of a misunderstanding of karma, which is a human-generated thing. Weather doesn't fall into that realm. Karma is when what you do (what others do) has consequences. It's a human cause and effect sort of thing.
I guess it's a good time to mention that I'm a time traveler, and whether or not "the universe" owns people also depends on which universe we're talking about. doodthing;
There was a reason why Katrina happened, but it was totally a mechanical thing that no human has control over, but that humans have the power to both anticipate and prepare for, as well as repair damages from. Why repair when hurricanes are known to hit? Because it's a vital port, that's why. This universe has ordained that what gets destroyed in important ports shall be rebuilt so that the port may continue to operate. In the universe of "job creators", repeated disasters means repeating rebuilding, which repeatedly creates jobs. That's why "job creators" love war, too--rebuilding is always good for business.
One of my favorite moments.
I was looking at the corner of a building. I saw one cyclist going down one side and one going down the other. If they kept going they would surely hit each other at the vertex. I almost said "look out!!!" But something stopped me and I just let reality experience itself. The two bikers crashed and it was a beautiful thing to witness. They were both fine but embarrassed.
Quote from: Clara Listensprechen on March 05, 2014, 09:20:00 AM
Quote from: Red Zidone on March 04, 2014, 01:31:52 PM
Quote from: Clara Listensprechen on March 04, 2014, 08:54:12 AM
I've lost track of how many times I've seen people PWNED by the universe. I do know that it happens and there's a good reason for people who believe in karma to believe.
like new orleans and katrina. that is why i never wanted to send relief because the Tao had that happen for a good reason.
Ah, that's something of a misunderstanding of karma, which is a human-generated thing. Weather doesn't fall into that realm. Karma is when what you do (what others do) has consequences. It's a human cause and effect sort of thing.
I guess it's a good time to mention that I'm a time traveler, and whether or not "the universe" owns people also depends on which universe we're talking about. doodthing;
There was a reason why Katrina happened, but it was totally a mechanical thing that no human has control over, but that humans have the power to both anticipate and prepare for, as well as repair damages from. Why repair when hurricanes are known to hit? Because it's a vital port, that's why. This universe has ordained that what gets destroyed in important ports shall be rebuilt so that the port may continue to operate. In the universe of "job creators", repeated disasters means repeating rebuilding, which repeatedly creates jobs. That's why "job creators" love war, too--rebuilding is always good for business.
i see. i was just being a shit had and attributing Nature (as in everything non human) to be the universe.
Yup. The weather is not the universe. ^_^