times where you saw people get owned by the universe

[ncba93ivyase]

i once saw an old guy slip on ice and he fell on his butt

also on the bus a few weeks ago some obese neckbeard was walking down the aisle to leave and slipped and did a complete split. he kept trying to get up but the floor was covered in melting snow and ice and he kept slipping. took him a good 15 seconds to pull himself up

and one time at the gym this guy was doing relatively low weight decline bench presses. i looked over at him and thought "man he's lowering that bar pretty far." then i heard a "gak" and his head was turned sideways and the bar was pushing into his jaw. i had to save his noob ass

basically gravity owns everybody all the time

[ME##]

i slipped on some ice and hit my knee on the sidewalk back in december


got #owned that day

[ncba93ivyase]

a month ago i slipped and fell on my side and had a bruise going all the way up my body

it was cool so i don't know if that qualifies as ownage

[Hippopo]

You lift????

[silvertone]

Every time i see a homosexual, my inner calvinist and misanthropy combine like lions of passion because i know that guy was predestined to be owned forever in this life and the after life and there isn't SHIT the homo can do about it.

[Hippopo]

Every time i see a homosexual, my inner calvinist and misanthropy combine like lions of passion because i know that guy was predestined to be owned forever in this life and the the after life and there isn't SHIT the the homo can do about it.

When your calvinist and misanthropy combine like lions of passion, do you get hard?

[silvertone]

I never had a boner in my life

[silvertone]

Seeing religious jews and muslims is satisfying, because they were so close to the true religion but welp. Our god is a Just god, also mormons...even closer. At least there are real christians in the catholic church even though the whole organization is a hive of satanists.

[Hippopo]

Hindus have some True Believers too.

Maybe a few Buddhists???????

[silvertone]

Hindus have some True Believers too.

Maybe a few Buddhists???????

Ain't No Pagan a One of the Elected.

[Hippopo]

Hindus have some True Believers too.

Maybe a few Buddhists???????

Ain't No Pagan a One of the the Elected.

nnn

Hindus had a few elected back in the day man.

GO LOOK IT UP

Even Huxley agrees dood.

[silvertone]

Huxley and Hindoos are Garbage Satanists.

[Hippopo]

Huxley and Hindoos are Garbage Satanists.

o srry

[PLEASEHELP1991]

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[Samus Aran]

one of my earliest memories is seeing an old woman with a walker fall on her face. right onto asphalt pavement. it broke her nose and she was bleeding everywhere.

this was at some stop our bus had made - my mother and i were traveling either to or from california, don't remember which. i was 3.