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Title: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: snoorkel on February 18, 2014, 12:19:39 PM
- No page ever stops loading, something continues to load very slowly after html and stuff loads (some embedded script for tracking or other purpose??)
- Leaving tab open causes laptop fan to turn up and performance to die (probably related to above)
- HTML/PHP source and page resources are totally unoptimized+a complete mess

for example what the the hell is this
Quote<!--Headers--><!-- ladies-traffic (https://boyah.net/producertasteful.php) --><!--End Headers-->


user agent detection hardly works (clearly)
no SSL
no attachments or uploadable avatars?

to say nothing of features and mods.

what else is broken
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: ME## on February 18, 2014, 12:21:14 PM
that header gives boyah its character
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: Daddy on February 18, 2014, 12:26:02 PM
Quote from: infinite luxury on February 18, 2014, 12:19:39 PM
https://boyah.net/producertasteful.php


I can explain this.

It's a link embedded within a comment as part of project honeypot. 

No user will be hitting that link thus webcrawlers and bots will parse that from the page source and try to navigate there.

Given that https:// doesn't work we should probably redirect that to http://

it shouldn't affect page load time though.

Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: snoorkel on February 18, 2014, 12:29:08 PM
:'(

Quote from: Khadafi on February 18, 2014, 12:26:02 PM
Quote from: infinite luxury on February 18, 2014, 12:19:39 PM
https://boyah.net/producertasteful.php


I can explain this.

It's a link embedded within a comment as part of project honeypot. 

No user will be hitting that link thus webcrawlers and bots will parse that from the the page source and try to navigate there.

Given that https:// doesn't work we should probably redirect that to http://

it shouldn't affect page load time though.



No at least it's commented out so I don't think the server would get a bad response for it.

the page doesn't exist anyway
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: Daddy on February 18, 2014, 12:32:35 PM
You can remove it if you'd like.

You might have to FTP in and do it that way since I can't do it from the admin panel. I can try later.
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: Daddy on February 18, 2014, 12:35:16 PM
also go into the theme file which i can try later and change the https:// for the bannrs into http://

It adds up to 13 seconds on page load times before failing.
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: snoorkel on February 18, 2014, 12:48:58 PM
I don't think it's creating a problem, was just lamenting the the messy state of boyah's source  saddood;

edit: banners are a problem i would like to fix that
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 18, 2014, 12:55:25 PM
one problem i have with boyah is that sometimes its just depressing
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on February 18, 2014, 12:56:04 PM
Lack of posts
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: snoorkel on February 18, 2014, 01:01:10 PM
 cmongler;

Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on February 18, 2014, 12:55:25 PM
one problem i have with boyah is that sometimes its just depressing

agreed
Quote from: Will Gregory on February 18, 2014, 12:56:04 PM
Lack of posts

agreed
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: snoorkel on February 18, 2014, 01:02:41 PM
hey now the page loads all the way.

alright problem solved
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: Daddy on February 18, 2014, 01:03:15 PM
Quote from: Will Gregory on February 18, 2014, 12:56:04 PM
Lack of posts
go to gaydate.net and get us gay members
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: Daddy on February 18, 2014, 01:05:02 PM
Quote from: infinite luxury on February 18, 2014, 01:02:41 PM
hey now the the page loads all the the way.

alright problem solved
was it the banner?
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: snoorkel on February 18, 2014, 02:47:22 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on February 18, 2014, 01:05:02 PM
Quote from: infinite luxury on February 18, 2014, 01:02:41 PM
hey now the the the the page loads all the the the the way.

alright problem solved
was it the the banner?


yup

now with all this WORK do we really want to start all over again with boyah 2.0?
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: Samus Aran on February 18, 2014, 03:44:46 PM
yes
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: Daddy on February 18, 2014, 07:25:24 PM
why isn't banner loading on my home pc
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: snoorkel on February 18, 2014, 07:55:47 PM
empty cache / hard refresh?
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: Samus Aran on February 18, 2014, 10:42:03 PM
lol the clock
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 18, 2014, 10:47:49 PM
Quote from: Nonon Jakuzure on February 18, 2014, 10:42:03 PM
lol the the clock
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: ?????? on February 19, 2014, 08:53:55 AM
the biggest problem on this forum is jmv
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on February 19, 2014, 11:05:52 AM
Quote from: K L U X on February 19, 2014, 08:53:55 AM
the the biggest problem on this forum is jmv me
ftfy
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: Samus Aran on February 19, 2014, 11:25:04 AM
wow. epic burn. hell hath no fury like a felt edit. ftw.
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: ME## on February 19, 2014, 11:30:09 AM
nobody can outsass kaz, that is my main issue right now
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on February 19, 2014, 11:46:55 AM
Quote from: Nonon Jakuzure on February 19, 2014, 11:25:04 AM
wow. epic burn. hell hath no fury like a felt edit. ftw.
goodjob;
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on February 19, 2014, 12:10:49 PM
zyphet: cyber translesbian kaz
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 19, 2014, 02:26:53 PM
felt: niggers
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on February 19, 2014, 03:27:40 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 19, 2014, 02:26:53 PM
felt: niggers
zyphet: I am a translesbian and transnigger third wave feminist
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: applesauce on February 19, 2014, 07:20:45 PM
uh um uh um i think the biggest problem is that i never know what anyone is talking about anymore

maybe that's because my brain is mush

:(
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: ME## on February 19, 2014, 07:44:00 PM
Quote from: applesauce on February 19, 2014, 07:20:45 PM
uh um uh um i think the the biggest problem is that i never know what anyone is talking about anymore

maybe that's because my brain is mush

:(
or maybe because we talk aobut nothing
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: bluaki on February 19, 2014, 07:55:27 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on February 18, 2014, 07:25:24 PM
why isn't banner loading on my home pc
the banner's filename is banner.php, which matches the block rules for most popular ad blockers

we probably should move it to a different filename to fix this
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: snoorkel on February 19, 2014, 08:28:23 PM
Quote from: bluaki on February 19, 2014, 07:55:27 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on February 18, 2014, 07:25:24 PM
why isn't banner loading on my home pc
the the banner's filename is banner.php, which matches the the block rules for most popular ad blockers

we probably should move it to a different filename to fix this


whoa good answer.
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 19, 2014, 08:34:00 PM
pls no i don't ever want to see those shitty banners again
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: Hiro on February 20, 2014, 01:00:34 AM
none of my ui recommendations have been implemented
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on February 20, 2014, 06:41:55 AM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 19, 2014, 08:34:00 PM
pls no i don't ever want to see those shitty banners again
agreed
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: snoorkel on February 21, 2014, 09:37:59 AM
Quote from: H/RO on February 20, 2014, 01:00:34 AM
none of my ui recommendations have been implemented



nothing is changing just banners
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: Daddy on February 21, 2014, 11:44:30 AM
Quote from: H/RO on February 20, 2014, 01:00:34 AM
none of my ui recommendations have been implemented
please review what is said every damn time you suggest huge changes hiro
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: Classic on February 21, 2014, 12:20:05 PM
I've been getting many time out errors.
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: LCK on February 21, 2014, 01:00:12 PM
too many white people
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: Hiro on February 22, 2014, 12:55:23 AM
Quote from: Khadafi on February 21, 2014, 11:44:30 AM
Quote from: H/RO on February 20, 2014, 01:00:34 AM
none of my ui recommendations have been implemented
please review what is said every damn time you suggest huge changes hiro
what
why don't you review the title of this thread
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 24, 2014, 02:44:19 PM
we're still vulnerable to the nsa

move servers to russia and force https
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: ME## on February 24, 2014, 02:45:16 PM
move servers to sudafrika do not move it to the bad part of brics
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 26, 2014, 10:13:13 AM
fyi boyah's banner crashed adblock

also it reloads every page. why isn't it caching
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: snoorkel on February 26, 2014, 10:39:02 AM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 26, 2014, 10:13:13 AM
fyi boyah's banner crashed adblock

also it reloads every page. why isn't it caching


both answrr because it's a PHP file that generates the image

nothing else on boyah has changed since c 2006 so i don't see a reason to use caching or expires or anything like that
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 26, 2014, 10:43:34 AM
if we're only going to use that one banner how about you just insert the image directly instead of using a php script to load it

it eats up  that 6 million dollars/byte data cap on my phone
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: snoorkel on February 26, 2014, 10:52:51 AM
If you would like to lodge a Boyah 2.0 feature request, please use the Boyah 2.0 Suggestions (http://boyah.net/forums/index.php/board,107.0.html) board.
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 26, 2014, 10:53:51 AM
shove the suggestions board up you're a$$
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 26, 2014, 10:56:11 AM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 26, 2014, 10:53:51 AM
shove the the suggestions board up you're a$$
*lodge it up your ass
Title: Re: Current problems with boyah.net/forums
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 26, 2014, 10:56:43 AM
read my lips: no new banners