from the time you're born until your last year of high school, all the adults around you are either trying to help you plan your path to some college or cramming the idea that college is the most important part of your life down your throat.
you see kids studying from 5000 page SAT prep books that really do jack shit; you see kids playing sports or joining some other extracurricular (this word has been unused in my life these past 5 years) group just to "look good" for colleges; you see kids killing themselves to be perfect on every worthless homework assignment which, in all honestly, means nothing the week after you turn it in; and you see kids kissing ass everywhere to get recommendation letters to some shitty school
and then once you get to college you have sex (unless you're a boyager) and drop out
and with all this emphasis on "how hard" it is to get to college, nobody ever talks about how the fuck you pay for it akudood;
does anybody remember those flashing shoes. those were fucking stupid and i wanted to kick the ass of every kid who owned
also velcro shoes need to make a cum back
i didn't even study for the sat lol maps;
I still am of the opinion that college is a scam.
Quote from: Hippopo on December 21, 2013, 07:31:18 PM
I still am of the opinion that college is a scam.
is that why you volunteered yourself unto the military industrial complex
haha actually letting other people run your life and make decisions for you and getting mad when people have what you don't
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on December 21, 2013, 07:23:32 PM
i didn't even study for the sat lol maps;
i didn't even take the sat lol maps;
[spoiler]i took the act[/spoiler]
Quote from: Nonon Jakuzure on December 21, 2013, 08:27:39 PM
i didn't even take the sat lol maps;
[spoiler]i took the act[/spoiler]
me too
didn't study for that one either holla
Popsi, a-are you in college?
hell yeah nigga
i rmemeber going to church and hafving a bomb ass childhood that didnt have anythign todo with college
Quote from: Hippopo on December 21, 2013, 07:31:18 PM
I still am of the opinion that college is a scam.
that's because for most things...it is .
my memories have a third-person perspective
even from early youth
most of my memories in my early youth are incredibly bizarre
slushed, abstract disengaged colors of blue and white splotched against winter tundra and remembering objects without their assimilated meaning embedded in them, causing them to be floating entities in space
also i remember spending my time on my parents' drive thru. It was muddy, clod with wet dust. Puddles were brown and solid in color. I played with black plant containers, the flimsy sort that splinters with moderate pressure. It'd serve for a ship for Young Clucky. I imagined an European colony on that ship, with African slaves. I imagined poetic justice, and spent about an hour carefully cracking the ship and watch the mud slowly suck everyone down under, their passions and their lives forever silenced.
If you can't get into college, apply to ASU and it's suddenly easy n_u
Quote from: Hippopo on December 21, 2013, 07:31:18 PM
I still am of the opinion that college is a scam.
same
Quote from: Pancake Persona on December 21, 2013, 07:20:10 PM
does anybody remember those flashing shoes. those were fucking stupid and i wanted to kick the ass of every kid who owned
also velcro shoes need to make a cum back
i owned flashing velcro shoes...
Quote from: YPR Classic on December 22, 2013, 12:04:09 PM
If you can't get into college, apply to ASU and it's suddenly easy n_u
lmao
I also remember some shoes with some kind of blue-green liquid or slime inside that moved around when your pressed on it. Not as successful as the light up shoes but I think I had them once
Quote from: YPR Classic on December 22, 2013, 12:13:23 PM
I also remember some shoes with some kind of blue-green liquid or slime inside that moved around when your pressed on it. Not as successful as the light up shoes but I think I had them once
I had these. If you sat in the sun, the goo would turn black and burn like a mother fucker.
This guy I know has American flag Velcro shoes. He's leading the front line on those
oppression until i realized i have balls
almost drowning in a pool one time is probably the clearest Memory
Quote from: The Last MIB on December 23, 2013, 10:58:16 AM
oppression until i realized i have balls
this. except without oppression
My dad came into my room one night when I was around 8. I was still awake, but I don't think he knew that. He grabbed me, and turned on the lights. Then he gave me a beer and started yelling at me for drinking beer. He got really mad and just walked out.
This was a dream by the way. I don't know why I remember it.