because
Dogs?
is your name really fonz?
do you still have a beard?
Quote from: Pancake Persona on November 25, 2013, 04:51:02 PM
is your name really fonz?
it's actually fonzarelli
Quote from: Pancake Persona on November 25, 2013, 04:51:19 PM
do you still have a beard?
yes but not that good anymore, that was like 4 years ago
last year it was a lot bigger
you should grow a bigger beard
do you like potato chips
if so what brand
if not what do you snack on
i want to grow the biggest of beards, will update original post to reflect this
i eat doritos a lot
i also eat a lot of sun chips and also chips ahoy
lately i've been munching on some off brand veggie chips
i eat taquitos like they are snack food but they are definitely not snack food
also whatever candy i find in my house
i have had 14 cavities in the past two years
Quote from: Patrick Stickles on November 25, 2013, 05:20:15 PM
i want to grow the biggest of beards, will update original post to reflect this
i eat doritos a lot
i also eat a lot of sun chips and also chips ahoy
lately i've been munching on some off brand veggie chips
i eat taquitos like they are snack food but they are definitely not snack food
also whatever candy i find in my house
i have had 14 cavities in the past two years
maybe you should cut back on the snacks lol
can you cook
probably
uh i have this really irrational fear of heat so i feel like i'm a defensive cooker which isn't really a thing but for me it is. like everything is as far away as possible from me. i made grilled cheese for the first time last summer and have had about a 75 percent success rate with not burning it since. i can made ramen noodles too and so very likely other pastas. i made chicken fajitas with a girl once but she did most of the stuff we had to do so that does not count.
i can't really cook
do you have a motorcycle?
no but my parents do
my dad used to be good friends with a lot of hell's angels type people in the 70's-80's, and he also coincidentally looks a bit like stalin
what kind of fonz doesn't have a motorcycle?
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if you could have any man in the world, who would it be?
Quote from: Pancake Persona on November 26, 2013, 12:05:29 AM
if you could have any man in the world, who would it be?
definitely seal
but that's like a given
how do u care for your beard
i usually just trip up the cheeks and keep the neck area short until the face part starts getting more full
other than that there was nothing done
do you do drugs
i have inhaled marijuana
but did you enjoy it
what kinds of things have you put your penis into
Quote from: Pancake Persona on November 26, 2013, 02:40:37 PM
but did you enjoy it
yes and i would do it more often if it were free and if it did not stop me from getting a job but that isn't the case so in the meantime i won't be puff puff puffing on heaven's door
Quote from: udderfailure on November 26, 2013, 08:50:04 PM
what kinds of things have you put your penis into
orifices of the womanly kind
nice
what's it like to be handsome
do you do squats
if lawlz eventually asks you out on a date would you consider it
Quote from: Pancake Persona on November 27, 2013, 01:39:05 AM
what's it like to be handsome
do you do squats
gosh that's so kind of you giggle;
i work out in phases but rarely does it ever include squats, though i probably should. my regular routine consisted of a lot of core stuff and a lot of running, but it's winter now and i feel like looking like a young santa claus as much as possible
Quote from: YPR Classic on November 27, 2013, 02:02:19 AM
if lawlz eventually asks you out on a date would you consider it
only if i don't have to pay
i think you're nailing the young santa look. i was going to say you're looking a little pudgy in your picture but thought it would be mean but hey if that's what you're going for then there you go
hey man i've weighed the same for the past 3 years, i ain't getting any bigger or smaller
are you sure