i am fonz ask things

[Patrick Stickles]

if you could have any man in the world, who would it be?

definitely seal

but that's like a given

[ME##]

how do u care for your beard

[Patrick Stickles]

i usually just trip up the cheeks and keep the neck area short until the face part starts getting more full

other than that there was nothing done

[ncba93ivyase]

do you do drugs

[Patrick Stickles]

i have inhaled marijuana

[ncba93ivyase]

but did you enjoy it

[strongbad]

what kinds of things have you put your penis into

[Patrick Stickles]

but did you enjoy it

yes and i would do it more often if it were free and if it did not stop me from getting a job but that isn't the case so in the meantime i won't be puff puff puffing on heaven's door

what kinds of things have you put your penis into

orifices of the womanly kind

[strongbad]

nice

[ncba93ivyase]

what's it like to be handsome

do you do squats

[YPrrrr]

if lawlz eventually asks you out on a date would you consider it

[Patrick Stickles]

what's it like to be handsome

do you do squats

gosh that's so kind of you 

i work out in phases but rarely does it ever include squats, though i probably should. my regular routine consisted of a lot of core stuff and a lot of running, but it's winter now and i feel like looking like a young santa claus as much as possible

if lawlz eventually asks you out on a date would you consider it

only if i don't have to pay

[Mando Pandango]

i think you're nailing the young santa look. i was going to say you're looking a little pudgy in your picture but thought it would be mean but hey if that's what you're going for then there you go

[Patrick Stickles]

hey man i've weighed the same for the past 3 years, i ain't getting any bigger or smaller

[Mando Pandango]

are you sure