how do YOU DO IT
do you rip off a huge strip and go through half a roll in one sitting
do you wipe with your hand going over your crotch or down your back
[spoiler]i wipe from the back and i use 2-4 sheets and fold them over. if my shit isn't too sloppy, i fold it over again and wipe again so that i don't waste paper[/spoiler]
[spoiler]don't forget to check to make sure it's a healthy color[/spoiler]
Gross....
Quote from: Project Lunchbox F on November 11, 2013, 08:32:33 PM
Gross....
we all do it motherfucker don't act like you're above us
i use a bidet
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on November 11, 2013, 09:09:01 PM
we all do it motherfucker don't act like you're above us
yeah but most of us keep it private
Quote from: Snowy on November 12, 2013, 05:36:07 PM
I wipe my ass with toilet paper like a normal person
Baby wipes protect my
assets, Snowy. giggle;
it generally takes me one or two wipes, both of which return clean 99 percent of the time
to ensure maximum cleanliness, i always go [glow=black,2,300]knuckle deep[/glow] on the last wipe, and even that's generally colorless
i do wish i had a bidet, though
Quote from: CLASSIC on November 12, 2013, 05:38:44 PM
Baby wipes protect my assets, Snowy. giggle;
i hope you don't have a septic tank myface;
Quote from: #rektron on November 12, 2013, 05:41:23 PM
i hope you don't have a septic tank myface;
YOU DON'T FLUSH BABY WIPES, SILLY.
[spoiler]I just have to take the trash out when I poop. :([/spoiler]
And my apartment is part of city plumbing. giggle;
i would be more willing to use baby wipes if my town had a sewage system
unfortunately, it doesn't
Again, you shouldn't flush baby wipes. n_u
i know, but sewer systems can generally handle it as long as too many people don't have the same idea at once
I'm not cleaning it up for you. :(
i grab the nearest animal
Quote from: Snowy on November 12, 2013, 05:47:46 PM
I know what else you go knuckle deep with
well i only do it for cleanliness, my intent isn't to displease the lord
i cut wet wipes into 4 pieces and use 2 pieces
if there's like normal toilet paper roll i usually just use two squares and soften them with lukewarm water
I got a hairy cornhole, so sometimes I get leftover dingleberries. And it's at that point where I say, "this will have to wait until I take a shower."
Quote from: me003 on November 12, 2013, 07:16:11 PM
I got a hairy cornhole, so sometimes I get leftover dingleberries. And it's at that point where I say, "this will have to wait until I take a shower."
protip: wipe as much as you can off with dry paper, then spit on a folded over sheet and wipe with it, then wipe again with dry paper
it works
haha, thanks for the tip. hocuspocus;
Quote from: K L U X on November 12, 2013, 06:50:11 PM
i cut wet wipes into 4 pieces and use 2 pieces
what do you do with the other 2 pieces? huhdoodame;