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Title: wiping your ASS
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 11, 2013, 07:27:56 PM
how do YOU DO IT

do you rip off a huge strip and go through half a roll in one sitting

do you wipe with your hand going over your crotch or down your back

[spoiler]i wipe from the back and i use 2-4 sheets and fold them over. if my shit isn't too sloppy, i fold it over again and wipe again so that i don't waste paper[/spoiler]

[spoiler]don't forget to check to make sure it's a healthy color[/spoiler]
Title: Re: wiping your ASS
Post by: TooB on November 11, 2013, 08:32:33 PM
Gross....
Title: Re: wiping your ASS
Post by: Mando Pandango on November 11, 2013, 09:09:01 PM
Quote from: Project Lunchbox F on November 11, 2013, 08:32:33 PM
Gross....
we all do it motherfucker don't act like you're above us
Title: Re: wiping your ASS
Post by: silvertone on November 12, 2013, 12:49:51 PM
i use a bidet
Title: Re: wiping your ASS
Post by: TooB on November 12, 2013, 01:38:02 PM
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on November 11, 2013, 09:09:01 PM
we all do it motherfucker don't act like you're above us
yeah but most of us keep it private
Title: Re: wiping your ASS
Post by: Classic on November 12, 2013, 05:38:44 PM
Quote from: Snowy on November 12, 2013, 05:36:07 PM
I wipe my ass with toilet paper like a normal person

Baby wipes protect my assets, Snowy.  giggle;
Title: Re: wiping your ASS
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 12, 2013, 05:41:23 PM
it generally takes me one or two wipes, both of which return clean 99 percent of the time

to ensure maximum cleanliness, i always go [glow=black,2,300]knuckle deep[/glow] on the last wipe, and even that's generally colorless

i do wish i had a bidet, though

Quote from: CLASSIC on November 12, 2013, 05:38:44 PM
Baby wipes protect my assets, Snowy.  giggle;


i hope you don't have a septic tank myface;
Title: Re: wiping your ASS
Post by: Classic on November 12, 2013, 05:42:58 PM
Quote from: #rektron on November 12, 2013, 05:41:23 PM
i hope you don't have a septic tank myface;

YOU DON'T FLUSH BABY WIPES, SILLY.


[spoiler]I just have to take the trash out when I poop.  :([/spoiler]
Title: Re: wiping your ASS
Post by: ME## on November 12, 2013, 05:43:16 PM
Quote from: silvertone on November 12, 2013, 12:49:51 PM
i use a bidet
this is the only answer
Title: Re: wiping your ASS
Post by: Classic on November 12, 2013, 05:43:28 PM
And my apartment is part of city plumbing.  giggle;
Title: Re: wiping your ASS
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 12, 2013, 05:43:50 PM
i would be more willing to use baby wipes if my town had a sewage system

unfortunately, it doesn't
Title: Re: wiping your ASS
Post by: Classic on November 12, 2013, 05:44:46 PM
Again, you shouldn't flush baby wipes.  n_u
Title: Re: wiping your ASS
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 12, 2013, 05:46:11 PM
i know, but sewer systems can generally handle it as long as too many people don't have the same idea at once
Title: Re: wiping your ASS
Post by: Classic on November 12, 2013, 05:46:34 PM
I'm not cleaning it up for you.  :(
Title: Re: wiping your ASS
Post by: C.Mongler on November 12, 2013, 05:48:29 PM
i grab the nearest animal
Title: Re: wiping your ASS
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 12, 2013, 05:50:39 PM
Quote from: Snowy on November 12, 2013, 05:47:46 PM
I know what else you go knuckle deep with


well i only do it for cleanliness, my intent isn't to displease the lord
Title: Re: wiping your ASS
Post by: ?????? on November 12, 2013, 06:50:11 PM
i cut wet wipes into 4 pieces and use 2 pieces
if there's like normal toilet paper roll i usually just use two squares and soften them with lukewarm water
Title: Re: wiping your ASS
Post by: me003 on November 12, 2013, 07:16:11 PM
I got a hairy cornhole, so sometimes I get leftover dingleberries. And it's at that point where I say, "this will have to wait until I take a shower."
Title: Re: wiping your ASS
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 12, 2013, 07:30:04 PM
Quote from: me003 on November 12, 2013, 07:16:11 PM
I got a hairy cornhole, so sometimes I get leftover dingleberries. And it's at that point where I say, "this will have to wait until I take a shower."

protip: wipe as much as you can off with dry paper, then spit on a folded over sheet and wipe with it, then wipe again with dry paper

it works
Title: Re: wiping your ASS
Post by: me003 on November 12, 2013, 08:01:45 PM
haha, thanks for the tip.  hocuspocus;
Title: Re: wiping your ASS
Post by: Hiro on November 12, 2013, 11:06:30 PM
Quote from: K L U X on November 12, 2013, 06:50:11 PM
i cut wet wipes into 4 pieces and use 2 pieces
what do you do with the other 2 pieces?  huhdoodame;