wiping your ASS

[ncba93ivyase]

how do YOU DO IT

do you rip off a huge strip and go through half a roll in one sitting

do you wipe with your hand going over your crotch or down your back

[spoiler]i wipe from the back and i use 2-4 sheets and fold them over. if my shit isn't too sloppy, i fold it over again and wipe again so that i don't waste paper[/spoiler]

[spoiler]don't forget to check to make sure it's a healthy color[/spoiler]

[TooB]

Gross....

[Mando Pandango]

Gross....

we all do it motherfucker don't act like you're above us

[silvertone]

i use a bidet

[TooB]

we all do it motherfucker don't act like you're above us

yeah but most of us keep it private

[Snowy]

I wipe my ass with toilet paper like a normal person

[Classic]

I wipe my ass with toilet paper like a normal person

Baby wipes protect my assets, Snowy. 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

it generally takes me one or two wipes, both of which return clean 99 percent of the time

to ensure maximum cleanliness, i always go [glow=black,2,300]knuckle deep[/glow] on the last wipe, and even that's generally colorless

i do wish i had a bidet, though

Baby wipes protect my assets, Snowy. 

i hope you don't have a septic tank

[Classic]

i hope you don't have a septic tank

YOU DON'T FLUSH BABY WIPES, SILLY.


[spoiler]I just have to take the trash out when I poop.  [/spoiler]

[ME##]

i use a bidet

this is the only answer

[Classic]

And my apartment is part of city plumbing.  

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i would be more willing to use baby wipes if my town had a sewage system

unfortunately, it doesn't

[Classic]

Again, you shouldn't flush baby wipes. 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i know, but sewer systems can generally handle it as long as too many people don't have the same idea at once

[Classic]

I'm not cleaning it up for you.