I saw the best thing today.
There's this little old guy around campus I see pretty often. I think he's a professor.
Anyways, I was walking between classes and there really wasn't anyone around except for a few people, myself and the little old guy.
I was some distance in front of him and then I hear this grunt, so I turn around. There was this little bird dive-bombing the old guy's head and his swatting arms caused him to drop his briefcase.
The bird flew off and I started to walk back to help him pick up his briefcase when I her "Holy Shit! Guy! Watch your head!" The bird tear-asses back around the corner of the building and flies straight for him again.
That's why you don't use bird-seed shampoo.
IT'S BIRDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMIC
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/180743/birdemic-o.gif)
And I'm left wondering the bird's intentions.
Quote from: Selkie on October 24, 2013, 09:12:10 AM
And I'm left wondering the bird's intentions.
birds are the second most sinister animals, you can never know them
Quote from: David on October 24, 2013, 10:23:48 AM
birds are the second most sinister animals, you can never know them
Are you sure they aren't the most sinister animal? Have you ever looked into a chicken's soulless yes before? confuseddood;
I fucking hate birds so fucking much.
the way you ended it with 'bird seed shampoo' is the corniest thing ever
Quote from: Khadafi on October 26, 2013, 02:48:38 PM
I fucking hate birds so fucking much.
y aem u haets
Quote from: K L U X on October 26, 2013, 08:34:53 PM
the way you ended it with 'bird seed shampoo' is the corniest thing every aem u haets
I thought of Clucky when I wrote it because I know clucky likes corny.