Guy, watch your head.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

I saw the best thing today.
There's this little old guy around campus I see pretty often. I think he's a professor.
Anyways, I was walking between classes and there really wasn't anyone around except for a few people, myself and the little old guy.
I was some distance in front of him and then I hear this grunt, so I turn around. There was this little bird dive-bombing the old guy's head and his swatting arms caused him to drop his briefcase.

The bird flew off and I started to walk back to help him pick up his briefcase when I her "Holy Shit! Guy! Watch your head!" The bird tear-asses back around the corner of the building and flies straight for him again.

That's why you don't use bird-seed shampoo.

[Commander Fuckass]

IT'S BIRDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMIC

[Selkie]

And I'm left wondering the bird's intentions.

[ME##]

And I'm left wondering the bird's intentions.

birds are the second most sinister animals, you can never know them

[Hippopo]

birds are the second most sinister animals, you can never know them

Are you sure they aren't the most sinister animal? Have you ever looked into a chicken's soulless yes before?

[Daddy]

I fucking hate birds so fucking much.

[??????]

the way you ended it with 'bird seed shampoo' is the corniest thing ever

I fucking hate birds so fucking much.

y aem u haets

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

the way you ended it with 'bird seed shampoo' is the corniest thing every aem u haets

I thought of Clucky when I wrote it because I know clucky likes corny.