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Title: btw i am not dead
Post by: Daddy on April 15, 2013, 07:57:31 PM
fyi
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Post by: Nyerp on April 15, 2013, 07:58:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/RiH2W15.gif)
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Post by: Daddy on April 15, 2013, 08:00:11 PM
I was supposed to go to Boston today but I got into an argument with Selena. spam;
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Post by: Classic on April 15, 2013, 08:00:47 PM
Her nagging saved your life.
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Post by: ME## on April 15, 2013, 08:04:14 PM
This is actually a government operative as all forms of communication in and out of the Boston Metro have been cut to halt the spread of the infection.   
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Post by: Socks on April 15, 2013, 08:07:06 PM
Lets ban assault bombs and more than 7 bombs in one backpack. We need more bomb free zones and registration of existing bombs and those grandfathered in are O.K.
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Post by: silvertone on April 15, 2013, 08:08:21 PM
bomb whistles, regulated cell phones, TSA on every corner and cameras everywhere. please report any suspicious colored folk to local police.
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Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 15, 2013, 08:08:48 PM
MARSHALL LAW
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Post by: ?????? on April 15, 2013, 08:09:54 PM
you're too poor to live in boston
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Post by: Daddy on April 15, 2013, 08:12:14 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 15, 2013, 08:07:06 PM
Lets ban assault bombs and more than 7 bombs in one backpack. We need more bomb free zones and registration of existing bombs and those grandfathered in are O.K.
excuse me but the 2nd amendment guarantees the right to bare arms.


there is no mention saying 'only handguns' or whatever. I have every right to own bombs. in fact i'm disgusted that OBAMA will not let me carry grenades and nuclear devices.
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Post by: silvertone on April 15, 2013, 08:14:49 PM
gl trying to regulate bombs tho. i dont even need a 3d printer to make one.
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Post by: Ace on April 15, 2013, 08:17:25 PM
oh wait I just realized where you lived

oh wow shit uhm
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Post by: Ace on April 15, 2013, 08:18:17 PM
I should skim threads less yeesh
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Post by: Socks on April 15, 2013, 08:19:22 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on April 15, 2013, 08:12:14 PM
excuse me but the 2nd amendment guarantees the right to bare arms.


there is no mention saying 'only handguns' or whatever. I have every right to own bombs. in fact i'm disgusted that OBAMA will not let me carry grenades and nuclear devices.


Bro, that's why I pull along my cannon everywhere I go.
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Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on April 15, 2013, 08:35:06 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 15, 2013, 08:19:22 PM
Bro, that's why I pull along my cannon everywhere I go.


Hey socks. What's happenin'?
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Post by: Socks on April 15, 2013, 08:41:39 PM
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on April 15, 2013, 08:35:06 PM
Hey socks. What's happenin'?


I don't know Boog, for the last hour or so I've had this unusual sensation emanating from my groin. So far I am not panicking .
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Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on April 15, 2013, 08:48:43 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 15, 2013, 08:41:39 PM
I don't know Boog, for the last hour or so I've had this unusual sensation emanating from my groin. So far I am not panicking .


I'll write a prescription for a pint at your local bar and some good conversation.
Title: Re: btw i am not dead
Post by: Socks on April 15, 2013, 08:56:29 PM
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on April 15, 2013, 08:48:43 PM
I'll write a prescription for a pint at your local bar and some good conversation.


Ok, but no one can be chewing gum. I swear, if someone tries taking to me while chewing gum, I will eat their face off.
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Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on April 15, 2013, 08:57:45 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 15, 2013, 08:56:29 PM
Ok, but no one can be chewing gum. I swear, if someone tries taking to me while chewing gum, I will eat their face off.


Like *chewchew* so, what do you *chewchew* um, what do you, like, what *chewchew* do you, like, do?
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Post by: Socks on April 15, 2013, 09:04:39 PM
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on April 15, 2013, 08:57:45 PM
Like *chewchew* so, what do you *chewchew* um, what do you, like, what *chewchew* do you, like, do?


Wow, it was way too easy to imagine a teenage girl with that, moving her pop tart colored face and blinking abnormally fast. You should offer your services to nightline and chat rooms.
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Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on April 15, 2013, 09:05:24 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 15, 2013, 09:04:39 PM
Wow, it was way too easy to imagine a teenage girl. You should offer your services to nightline and chat rooms.


How do you think I pay for this modest apartment and all of its amenities?
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Post by: Socks on April 15, 2013, 09:06:52 PM
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on April 15, 2013, 09:05:24 PM
How do you think I pay for this modest apartment and all of its amenities?


I thought you sell packets of your curls to little French boys?
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Post by: silvertone on April 15, 2013, 09:08:22 PM
we all have to work multiple  jobs in these hard economic times.
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Post by: Socks on April 15, 2013, 09:10:12 PM
Quote from: silvertone on April 15, 2013, 09:08:22 PM
we all have to work multiple  jobs in these hard economic times.


I don't even want to know what you do...
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Post by: silvertone on April 15, 2013, 09:12:30 PM
My Secrets Make me Money.
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Post by: Hippopo on April 15, 2013, 09:13:47 PM
Secrets are actually very profitable.

Capitalize on that shit
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Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on April 15, 2013, 09:15:00 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 15, 2013, 09:06:52 PM
I thought you sell packets of your curls to little French boys?


Nope. Sold out. The market's dead anyway.
Title: Re: btw i am not dead
Post by: Socks on April 15, 2013, 09:23:22 PM
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on April 15, 2013, 09:15:00 PM
Nope. Sold out. The market's dead anyway.


Ah, you might have to start selling your pubes to Indonesia to make ends meet.
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Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on April 15, 2013, 09:34:03 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 15, 2013, 09:23:22 PM
Ah, you might have to start selling your pubes to Indonesia to make ends meet.


Ever since hair implants took the market, it's been tough going everywhere.
Title: Re: btw i am not dead
Post by: Geno on April 16, 2013, 01:54:08 AM
JMV may not be dead but i am dead