btw i am not dead

[Socks]

Hey socks. What's happenin'?

I don't know Boog, for the last hour or so I've had this unusual sensation emanating from my groin. So far I am not panicking .

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

I don't know Boog, for the last hour or so I've had this unusual sensation emanating from my groin. So far I am not panicking .

I'll write a prescription for a pint at your local bar and some good conversation.

[Socks]

I'll write a prescription for a pint at your local bar and some good conversation.

Ok, but no one can be chewing gum. I swear, if someone tries taking to me while chewing gum, I will eat their face off.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Ok, but no one can be chewing gum. I swear, if someone tries taking to me while chewing gum, I will eat their face off.

Like *chewchew* so, what do you *chewchew* um, what do you, like, what *chewchew* do you, like, do?

[Socks]

Like *chewchew* so, what do you *chewchew* um, what do you, like, what *chewchew* do you, like, do?

Wow, it was way too easy to imagine a teenage girl with that, moving her pop tart colored face and blinking abnormally fast. You should offer your services to nightline and chat rooms.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Wow, it was way too easy to imagine a teenage girl. You should offer your services to nightline and chat rooms.

How do you think I pay for this modest apartment and all of its amenities?

[Socks]

How do you think I pay for this modest apartment and all of its amenities?

I thought you sell packets of your curls to little French boys?

[silvertone]

we all have to work multiple  jobs in these hard economic times.

[Socks]

we all have to work multiple  jobs in these hard economic times.

I don't even want to know what you do...

[silvertone]

My Secrets Make me Money.

[Hippopo]

Secrets are actually very profitable.

Capitalize on that shit

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

I thought you sell packets of your curls to little French boys?

Nope. Sold out. The market's dead anyway.

[Socks]

Nope. Sold out. The market's dead anyway.

Ah, you might have to start selling your pubes to Indonesia to make ends meet.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Ah, you might have to start selling your pubes to Indonesia to make ends meet.

Ever since hair implants took the market, it's been tough going everywhere.

[Geno]

JMV may not be dead but i am dead