have you ever had terrible ass piss i ate the majority of a medium pizza from dominoes was really terrible ass piss stories go
oh god myface;
its likes your bowels are a inflatable pool that someone shot a hole in and everything goes flying out of the pool except that pool is your butt or something
jesus christ notsid
time to cry myself to sleep
>a buttery river of fumigating shit lava explodes out off notsid's orc's ass, corrupting his anal flesh scars and washing boyah with a shower of malevolent colon cannonballs
lmao
i've had ass vomiting
piss hut
hate it
The Diarrhy of On Stid
I made the boos of a squabbling pig
its like a fart joke gone bad.
bump
*that minigame guy from wind waker* sploooosh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zwAHPge3Ok
every time i have cheap pizza or overpriced pizza that is cheap quality, i take the worst shits ever like when i take a dump after eating these sorts of pizza and my anus has like some burning sensation it's like my body filtered nuclear waste
one time, day b4 work, i had pizza that night and i didn't have to go #2 until the afternoon the next day during work. i spent a 10min break taking a dump b/c i didn't want to burden a coworker covering the front for me for a long time. i mean i know bathroom breaks don't count as actual breaks and that i can take them, but lol 10min lmao
Quote from: TLL7-MIB-7LLT on December 29, 2014, 11:14:00 PM
every time i have cheap pizza or overpriced pizza that is cheap quality, i take the worst shits ever like when i take a dump after eating these sorts of pizza and my anus has like some burning sensation it's like my body filtered nuclear waste
one time, day b4 work, i had pizza that night and i didn't have to go #2 until the afternoon the next day during work. i spent a 10min break taking a dump b/c i didn't want to burden a coworker covering the front for me for a long time. i mean i know bathroom breaks don't count as actual breaks and that i can take them, but lol 10min lmao
gahahaha. i abhor ass pissing man.
IT STILL WONT STOP
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on October 09, 2012, 09:38:56 PM
its likes your bowels are a inflatable pool that someone shot a hole in and everything goes flying out of the pool except that pool is your butt or something
tfw no boyagers left to make this their senior quote
I didn't get a senior quote. Nobody I know got a senior quote. I don't think they exist.
my senior quote:
[spoiler](https://dl.pushbulletusercontent.com/KkR39yMeZF5NOpkkOLmiEMPDS1ER4Qci/IMG_20150616_102418.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler]also my "signature" was forged by the girls in charge of quotes and signatures since they lost mine[/spoiler]
[spoiler]i was in the yearbook class and they could have told me at any time[/spoiler]
i wasn't even in the year book senior year
Quote from: David on June 16, 2015, 10:32:22 AM
i wasn't even in the year book senior year
same
Quote from: ʜɨɍɵ҈҈ on June 16, 2015, 10:27:20 AM
my senior quote:
[spoiler](https://dl.pushbulletusercontent.com/KkR39yMeZF5NOpkkOLmiEMPDS1ER4Qci/IMG_20150616_102418.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler]also my "signature" was forged by the girls in charge of quotes and signatures since they lost mine[/spoiler]
[spoiler]i was in the yearbook class and they could have told me at any time[/spoiler]
that's comically tragic
Grant you're my . . . hero
SocksDood;
dedicated 2 hiro:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jorJh8DTMVM[/youtube]
bump
This is a good thread
Quote from: Magyarorszag on October 09, 2012, 09:48:50 PM>a buttery river of fumigating shit lava explodes out off notsid's orc's ass, corrupting his anal flesh scars and washing boyah with a shower of malevolent colon cannonballs
i've literally been pissing out my ass for two days