ass piss

[Thyme]

*that minigame guy from wind waker* sploooosh

[the_lost_millenial]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zwAHPge3Ok

[6M69I69B9]

every time i have cheap pizza or overpriced pizza that is cheap quality, i take the worst shits ever like when i take a dump after eating these sorts of pizza and my anus has like some burning sensation it's like my body filtered nuclear waste

one time, day b4 work, i had pizza that night and i didn't have to go #2 until the afternoon the next day during work.  i spent a 10min break taking a dump b/c i didn't want to burden a coworker covering the front for me for a long time.  i mean i know bathroom breaks don't count as actual breaks and that i can take them, but lol 10min lmao

[Travis]

every time i have cheap pizza or overpriced pizza that is cheap quality, i take the worst shits ever like when i take a dump after eating these sorts of pizza and my anus has like some burning sensation it's like my body filtered nuclear waste

one time, day b4 work, i had pizza that night and i didn't have to go #2 until the afternoon the next day during work.  i spent a 10min break taking a dump b/c i didn't want to burden a coworker covering the front for me for a long time.  i mean i know bathroom breaks don't count as actual breaks and that i can take them, but lol 10min lmao

gahahaha. i abhor ass pissing man.

[ME##]

ICANT STOP PISSING OUT MYASS

[Nyerp]

IT STILL WONT STOP

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

its likes your bowels are a inflatable pool that someone shot a hole in and everything goes flying out of the pool except that pool is your butt or something

tfw no boyagers left to make this their senior quote

[Mando Pandango]

I didn't get a senior quote. Nobody I know got a senior quote. I don't think they exist.

[Snowy]

>a buttery river of fumigating shit lava explodes out off notsid's orc's ass, corrupting his anal flesh scars and washing boyah with a shower of malevolent colon cannonballs

[Travis]

>colon cannonballs

[Hiro]

my senior quote:
[spoiler][/spoiler]
[spoiler]also my "signature" was forged by the girls in charge of quotes and signatures since they lost mine[/spoiler]
[spoiler]i was in the yearbook class and they could have told me at any time[/spoiler]

[ME##]

i wasn't even in the year book senior year

[Nyerp]

i wasn't even in the year book senior year

same

[Mando Pandango]

my senior quote:
[spoiler][/spoiler]
[spoiler]also my "signature" was forged by the girls in charge of quotes and signatures since they lost mine[/spoiler]
[spoiler]i was in the yearbook class and they could have told me at any time[/spoiler]

that's comically tragic

[me003]

Grant you're my . . . hero