until 5 seconds ago when i sneezed really big
i guess i was in a "Sneezing Slump"
I kept feeling like I needed to sneeze but then I wouldn't sneeze
can we just lock this because this thread is just perfect. or sticky it or smth
wait, no --- what did you sneeze for?
You can't sneeze if you're thinking about it.
Pro-Sneezer right here.
happens all the time, fades away... and then comes back with a vengeance.
Quote from: Selkie on May 15, 2012, 03:19:56 PM
You can't sneeze if you're thinking about it.
Untrue.
When I have those almost-sneezes I can sometimes guide them to fruition. It's a very satisfying skill that I've honed.
and in rare occasions like when you are at a table literally handing out a fucking searing plate of seafood manicotti to an oblivious obese american too stupid to comprehend her surroundings while asking for more lemons it is possible, if one struggles hard, to force away a sneeze with every ounce of mental and physical ninja magic.
Quote from: Socks on May 15, 2012, 08:32:18 PM
and in rare occasions like when you are at a table literally handing out a fucking searing plate of seafood manicotti to an oblivious obese american too stupid to comprehend her surroundings while asking for more lemons it is possible, if one struggles hard, to force away a sneeze with every ounce of mental and physical ninja magic.
You sound mean.
Quote from: Far Beyond Repair on May 15, 2012, 08:37:46 PM
You sound mean.
I'm actually very kind and polite. But, that doesn't mean I don't notice things or form my own opinion about it.
The only thing worse that not being able to snooze is sneezing ans having your boogers come out.
Quote from: Socks on May 16, 2012, 06:04:12 AM
I'm actually very kind and polite. But, that doesn't mean I don't notice things or form my own opinion about it.
Quote from: Socks on May 16, 2012, 06:04:12 AM
I'm actually very kind and polite.
i thought this too when i was 15
Then I realized I'm a complete asshole.
Quote from: ,,,-,,, on May 16, 2012, 08:55:01 AM
The only thing worse that not being able to snooze is sneezing ans having your boogers come out.
or sneezing with a mouthful of food
Quote from: Socks on May 16, 2012, 06:04:12 AM
I'm actually very kind and polite. But, that doesn't mean I don't notice things or form my own opinion about it.
but that was mean sounding you know