My body forgot how to sneeze today

[Travis]

until 5 seconds ago when i sneezed really big

[Travis]

i guess i was in a "Sneezing Slump"

[Travis]

I kept feeling like I needed to sneeze but then I wouldn't sneeze

[silvertone]

can we just lock this because this thread is just perfect. or sticky it or smth

[Snowy]

Thank you for this valuable information.

I will use it in my next paper.

[snoorkel]

wait, no --- what did you sneeze for?

[Selkie]

You can't sneeze if you're thinking about it.

[Travis]

wait, no --- what did you sneeze for?

Idk

[?????]

Pro-Sneezer right here.

[Socks]

happens all the time, fades away... and then comes back with a vengeance.

[Mando Pandango]

You can't sneeze if you're thinking about it.

Untrue.

When I have those almost-sneezes I can sometimes guide them to fruition. It's a very satisfying skill that I've honed.

[Socks]

and in rare occasions like when you are at a table literally handing out a fucking searing plate of seafood manicotti to an oblivious obese american too stupid to comprehend her surroundings while asking for more lemons it is possible, if one struggles hard, to force away a sneeze with every ounce of mental and physical ninja magic.

[don't let's]

and in rare occasions like when you are at a table literally handing out a fucking searing plate of seafood manicotti to an oblivious obese american too stupid to comprehend her surroundings while asking for more lemons it is possible, if one struggles hard, to force away a sneeze with every ounce of mental and physical ninja magic.

You sound mean.

[?????]

You sound mean.

Fucking people man, fucking people.

[Socks]

You sound mean.

I'm actually very kind and polite. But, that doesn't mean I don't notice things or form my own opinion about it.