Poll
Question:
kjsf
Option 1:

votes: 3
Option 2: pregnant women are nasty
votes: 5
y/n
no, what the fuck
snorkel get some taste
pregnancy is repulsive, does your girl know you jack it to pregg-o-porn?
[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]
she thinks it's strange that so many men like pregnant women, but not creeped out by it
to me that is like having a fetish for disease or disfiguration.
menstrual blood, sure
cuts and sm, sure
rape (fantasy), sure
latex, furry, WHATEVER
overweight or pregnant, noGET THE FUCK OUT
Quote from: vziard on May 09, 2012, 03:01:41 AM
to me that is like having a fetish for disease or disfiguration.
menstrual blood, sure
cuts and sm, sure
rape (fantasy), sure
latex, furry, WHATEVER
overweight or pregnant, noGET THE FUCK OUT
menstruation is one of the most disgusting things on the planet what the hell
I would rather eat out a vulva thick with menstrual flow than fondle a pregnant woman. MUCH rather
[spoiler]what do when gf on period??[/spoiler]
Quote from: vziard on May 09, 2012, 04:05:22 AM
I would rather eat out a vulva thick with menstrual flow than fondle a pregnant woman. MUCH rather
[spoiler]what do when gf on period??[/spoiler]
i don't touch that nasty shit
[spoiler]although sometimes she's in a constant state of arousal during her period and i may act irrationally during those times if i'm also aroused[/spoiler]
FUCK HER IN HER PERIOD HOLE
[spoiler]getting blood in your pubes is a terrible feeling
[/spoiler]
I did not need to read any of this.
preggos give me the urge to slam into their bellies
I wouldn't say it makes them more attractive
Same attractiveness or different kind of attractiveness, sure. At least in terms of looks; the crazy hormonal stuff might not be so attractive girl;
It kinda does. When a woman is pregnant, I think of her having sex then I judge from there.
Quote from: CM Wrench on May 09, 2012, 07:27:34 AM
It kinda does. When a woman is pregnant, I think of her having sex then I judge from there.
wrench;
stop
C'mon, step it up!
one time i was looking in my food cabinet and when i looked at the top shelf i saw a cockdick trying to lay egg and it was like half-way through and i was like what the fuck. and i stared at it and i think it stared at me for a bit, maybe trying to tell me that it wants me to let her go and i was like lol no. man it was laying on its back and everything and god it was so nasty imo. so i got some paper towel, i mean a shitload of it and and i killed it. i fucking felt that egg thing pop and i was just fucking dying inside b/c nasty. though i didn't stop, i fucking tried to squeeze it so hard and goddamn i was disgusted. i threw it in the garbage and i used some raid on the surface that it laid on and i cleaned it with all my might
now i think of pregnant cockroaches as pregnant women and fuck it's so sick goddamn it why
WHAT THE HELL
So do people throw bugs away or use the toilet
I am a toilet man personally. I don't like to crush them to bits, just trap them and away they go. Of course the ones that can swim might be a problem...
things like spiders and cute insects like crickets and beetles always get put outside without exception
invasive pests like cockroaches get stepped on (although it's happened like twice and only five years ago), and certain little things like silverfish in the bathroom are just left alone
Quote from: NDDR on May 09, 2012, 11:47:35 AM
So do people throw bugs away or use the toilet
I am a toilet man personally. I don't like to crush them to bits, just trap them and away they go. Of course the ones that can swim might be a problem...
oh my god i have a story for you
so this was like almost a year ago i guess or i dunno. but anyway i go into the bathroom and my senses tell me to stare at the toilet. so i did. oh shit, when i was like 10 secs in i saw something come from the big hole thing and it was like it was jumping up and down in the water and it was white but some shit was stuck on it. i tried to flush it but it kept on coming back. everybody in the family was eating corn so i guess fiber had to do something w/ it or i dunno. but man im like to my brother "lol you have worms" and he said no he didn't go in there but i think he did. so now sometimes i yell in the house "*brother's name* has wormss"
what if i have worms
damn
Why do silverfish get a pass, they're not even particularly useful confuseddood;
Quote from: Original_MIB on May 09, 2012, 11:52:54 AM
oh my god i have a story for you
so this was like almost a year ago i guess or i dunno. but anyway i go into the bathroom and my senses tell me to stare at the toilet. so i did. oh shit, when i was like 10 secs in i saw something come from the big hole thing and it was like it was jumping up and down in the water and it was white but some shit was stuck on it. i tried to flush it but it kept on coming back. everybody in the family was eating corn so i guess fiber had to do something w/ it or i dunno. but man im like to my brother "lol you have worms" and he said no he didn't go in there but i think he did. so now sometimes i yell in the house "*brother's name* has wormss"
what if i have worms
damn
... what the fuck...
Your life is gross man myface;
Quote from: NDDR on May 09, 2012, 11:54:55 AM
Why do silverfish get a pass, they're not even particularly useful confuseddood;... what the fuck...
(http://wildlifepark.yolasite.com/resources/silverfish-1464.jpg)
They're cute.
how are spiders not invasive pests
Quote from: Fuck on May 09, 2012, 12:08:18 PM
how are spiders not invasive pests
they eat and kill the things that are and they never touch me
I trap all the spiders in my house and put them in the basement of my house and make tem work in a sweatshop, making me clothing.
this thread was mildly uncomfortable to read when it was on topic, but jesus fuck;ing christ mib (https://boyah.net/forums/Smileys/default/ugly.gif)
I saw what looked to be an extremely old french fly floating in my toilet once
First off,
FUCK NOBeing pregnant, or having a child, immediately ceases all attractiveness that was once there (unless I truly love this person)
OH but it makes them seem so motherly... nuturing... I WOULDN'T FUCK MY OWN MOTHER NOW WOULD I?!
Quote from: vziard on May 09, 2012, 04:05:22 AM
I would rather eat out a vulva thick with menstrual flow than fondle a pregnant woman. MUCH rather
I'd be afraid I would poke something and rupture something. Sick.
Quote from: Pancake Persona on May 09, 2012, 04:39:01 AM
[spoiler]getting blood in your pubes is a terrible feeling
[/spoiler]
I would imagine, though if I were a girl I wouldn't have pubes because I would shave that nasty shit off.
This topic is disgusting.
I am really confused on where the nastiness comes from confuseddood;
Quote from: NDDR on May 09, 2012, 01:13:56 PM
I am really confused on where the nastiness comes from confuseddood;
baddood; really?
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1MGy9f8JXLU/TlTe61TGz8I/AAAAAAAAAkw/JrouPEp7EAM/s1600/alien_shot5l.jpg)
It's a parasitic bond of life forms. The unborn feeds on the nutrients your body so badly needs, it stays hidden and unexposed until a bulbous tumor appears. It can be revealed before that by the fact that blood is no longer leaking out of one's genitals. The parasite continues to grow even after tearing its way out.
Only benefit? You can spread your arms out wide, while being supported by her unborn parasite's tumor lump, and yell "I'M FLYING JACK" as you are blowing your load into her already at maximum capacity baby hole.
Quote from: Mobius135 on May 09, 2012, 01:11:43 PM
I would imagine, though if I were a girl I wouldn't have pubes because I would shave that nasty shit off.
[spoiler]I don't have a vagina[/spoiler][spoiler]We were talking about sex[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Also, women are better with pubic hair[/spoiler]
Quote from: Mobius135 on May 09, 2012, 01:19:40 PM
baddood; really?
It's a parasitic bond of life forms. The unborn feeds on the nutrients your body so badly needs, it stays hidden and unexposed until a bulbous tumor appears. It can be revealed before that by the fact that blood is no longer leaking out of one's genitals. The parasite continues to grow even after tearing its way out.
Only benefit? You can spread your arms out wide, while being supported by her unborn parasite's tumor lump, and yell "I'M FLYING JACK" as you are blowing your load into her already at maximum capacity baby hole.
I don't see how that makes someone you love less attractive
You seem to advocate ending the human race girl;
Mobius is like a bizarro JohnnyRingo.
Quote from: NDDR on May 09, 2012, 01:35:59 PM
I don't see how that makes someone you love less attractive
You seem to advocate ending the human race girl;
as if the only way to produce new humans is to impregnate women! wariodood;
it's a gross and antique practice that we should leave firmly in the past.
Quote from: vziard on May 09, 2012, 01:46:34 PM
as if the only way to produce new humans is to impregnate women! wariodood;
it's a gross and antique practice that we should leave firmly in the past.
no because preggos are great
nothing is great. everything sucks
Quote from: Pancake Persona on May 09, 2012, 01:47:37 PM
no because preggos are great
until they eject the baby slop and never regain the same tightness or form for the remainder of their lives
Eh, I'd say Kaki's done a pretty fair job girl;
Quote from: NDDR on May 09, 2012, 02:24:01 PM
Eh, I'd say Kaki's done a pretty fair job girl;
but have you felt her vagina
Quote from: NDDR on May 09, 2012, 01:35:59 PM
I don't see how that makes someone you love less attractive
You seem to advocate ending the human race girl;
if I love them, it doesn't affect it.
And yes. I'm an advocate. I'm not prejudice. I hate everyone equally
I'm starting to dig this Mobius guy
Quote from: Pancake Persona on May 09, 2012, 02:25:16 PM
but have you felt her vagina
No, believe it or not I would say vaginal tightness is one of my least concerns girl;
Quote from: NDDR on May 09, 2012, 02:28:21 PM
No, believe it or not I would say vaginal tightness is one of my least concerns girl;
I like it better in the ass too. wrench;
I wouldn't say pregnant women are repulsive, but it certainly does not increase attractiveness.
A pregnant woman is like 1/5th as sexually attractive as a non-pregnant one, but she can still be very pretty/beautiful and "attractive". As in, I am definitely attracted to pregnant women, but I don't get intense urges to fuck them.
I'm not very fond of pregnancy, I don't consider it attractive, and I definitely wouldn't want to ever be pregnant even if I could girl;
Quote from: vziard on May 09, 2012, 01:46:34 PM
as if the only way to produce new humans is to impregnate women! wariodood;
it's a gross and antique practice that we should leave firmly in the past.
I would fully support and prefer any artificial alternatives, but I've never heard of any vaguely worthwhile medical progress in that n_n
No I don't think it makes them MORE attractive? I feel like it doesn't affect their attractiveness. as I skimmed through this I read something about rape porn/rape fantasy and that stuff isn't cool! anybody who is into that needs to never talk to me ever again
Quote from: eeeeeee on May 09, 2012, 07:11:58 PM
No I don't think it makes them MORE attractive? I feel like it doesn't affect their attractiveness. as I skimmed through this I read something about rape porn/rape fantasy and that stuff isn't cool! anybody who is into that needs to never talk to me ever again
I agree, I was just using extremes to communicate how terrible I think fetishizing pregnancy is saddood;
Why is the word "attractive" restricted to sexual connotation in this discussion?
I think biologically speaking it is supposed to make them more attractive, but I don't have a source for that so I dunno.
For me personally, there are certainly times when it can be attractive but there are also times when it makes women less attractive. Overall I wouldn't say I'm really into pregnant women.
Does it make them more attractive? No. Does it make them unattractive? No.
And on a sexual note, do I have a preggo fetish? Certainly not.
Quote from: Failure on May 09, 2012, 10:53:21 PM
I think biologically speaking it is supposed to make them more attractive
lol if anything i would expect it to do exactly the opposite (except to the male who caused the pregnancy)
pregnancy is a clear statement to the male population that the female is completely unavailable and they should look elsewhere for a mate
but i have no data to back me up and i'm just speculating
Quote from: Sudoroodo on May 09, 2012, 11:02:52 PM
but i have no data to back me up and i'm just speculating
well, talking about human nature in terms of biological instinct is almost all speculation anyway, so join the party
Quote from: Mobius135 on May 09, 2012, 01:11:43 PM
OH but it makes them seem so motherly... nuturing... I WOULDN'T FUCK MY OWN MOTHER NOW WOULD I?!
This is kind of a weird comparison, it's like saying you don't find girls with siblings attractive because you wouldn't fuck your own sister.
Quote from: Pancake Persona on May 09, 2012, 04:39:01 AM
[spoiler]getting blood in your pubes is a terrible feeling
[/spoiler]
especially if you didn't know that it was coming
ewwww
Quote from: vziard on May 09, 2012, 09:06:39 PM
I agree, I was just using extremes to communicate how terrible I think fetishizing pregnancy is saddood;
no i know lol i was being dramatic. i didn't actually think you'd be into rape porn i was just communicating that i think it's the woooorst!
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on May 09, 2012, 09:13:27 PM
Why is the word "attractive" restricted to sexual connotation in this discussion?
This is what I was saying. Pregnant women are still just as beautiful and I am certainly still attracted to them, but I am significantly less likely to want to fuck them than if they weren't pregnant.