DOES PREGNANCY MAKE WOMEN MORE ATTRACTIVE

[ncba93ivyase]

It kinda does. When a woman is pregnant, I think of her having sex then I judge from there.

[Nyerp]

stop

[YPrrrr]

C'mon, step it up!

[6M69I69B9]

one time i was looking in my food cabinet and when i looked at the top shelf i saw a cockdick trying to lay egg and it was like half-way through and i was like what the fuck.  and i stared at it and i think it stared at me for a bit, maybe trying to tell me that it wants me to let her go and i was like lol no.  man it was laying on its back and everything and god it was so nasty imo.  so i got some paper towel, i mean a shitload of it and and i killed it.  i fucking felt that egg thing pop and i was just fucking dying inside b/c nasty.  though i didn't stop, i fucking tried to squeeze it so hard and goddamn i was disgusted.  i threw it in the garbage and i used some raid on the surface that it laid on and i cleaned it with all my might

now i think of pregnant cockroaches as pregnant women and fuck it's so sick goddamn it why 

[Nyerp]

WHAT THE HELL

[YPrrrr]

So do people throw bugs away or use the toilet

I am a toilet man personally. I don't like to crush them to bits, just trap them and away they go. Of course the ones that can swim might be a problem...

[ncba93ivyase]

things like spiders and cute insects like crickets and beetles always get put outside without exception

invasive pests like cockroaches get stepped on (although it's happened like twice and only five years ago), and certain little things like silverfish in the bathroom are just left alone

[6M69I69B9]

So do people throw bugs away or use the toilet

I am a toilet man personally. I don't like to crush them to bits, just trap them and away they go. Of course the ones that can swim might be a problem...

oh my god i have a story for you

so this was like almost a year ago i guess or i dunno. but anyway i go into the bathroom and my senses tell me to stare at the toilet.  so i did.  oh shit, when i was like 10 secs in i saw something come from the big hole thing and it was like it was jumping up and down in the water and it was white but some shit was stuck on it.  i tried to flush it but it kept on coming back.  everybody in the family was eating corn so i guess fiber had to do something w/ it or i dunno.  but man im like to my brother "lol you have worms" and he said no he didn't go in there but i think he did.  so now sometimes i yell in the house "*brother's name* has wormss"

what if i have worms 

damn

[YPrrrr]

Why do silverfish get a pass, they're not even particularly useful

oh my god i have a story for you

so this was like almost a year ago i guess or i dunno. but anyway i go into the bathroom and my senses tell me to stare at the toilet.  so i did.  oh shit, when i was like 10 secs in i saw something come from the big hole thing and it was like it was jumping up and down in the water and it was white but some shit was stuck on it.  i tried to flush it but it kept on coming back.  everybody in the family was eating corn so i guess fiber had to do something w/ it or i dunno.  but man im like to my brother "lol you have worms" and he said no he didn't go in there but i think he did.  so now sometimes i yell in the house "*brother's name* has wormss"

what if i have worms 

damn

... what the fuck...

Your life is gross man

[ncba93ivyase]

Why do silverfish get a pass, they're not even particularly useful ... what the fuck...

They're cute.

[Nyerp]

how are spiders not invasive pests

[ncba93ivyase]

how are spiders not invasive pests

they eat and kill the things that are and they never touch me

[Snowy]

I trap all the spiders in my house and put them in the basement of my house and make tem work in a sweatshop, making me clothing.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

this thread was mildly uncomfortable to read when it was on topic, but jesus ing christ mib

[Travis]

I saw what looked to be an extremely old french fly floating in my toilet once