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Title: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 27, 2012, 05:20:28 AM
do you let it get on the floor

or does it get on your pants

or do you catch it in a tissue or something
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on March 27, 2012, 06:13:23 AM
in my vagina
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: snoorkel on March 27, 2012, 06:14:03 AM
I usually ensure my boxers are nearby, then pull out and blow into them as I spasm. there are other fun options but a clean solution is often desired

I've only cum inside a few times ever  saddood;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Socks on March 27, 2012, 07:52:20 AM
sometimes i really wonder about you lawlz. it's like you're missing that gene for social appropriateness.
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Commander Fuckass on March 27, 2012, 08:06:50 AM
on ur moms pillow xD
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Travis on March 27, 2012, 12:18:33 PM
jar in fridge
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Snowy on March 27, 2012, 12:26:59 PM
I just use a tissue.
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ?????? on March 27, 2012, 01:31:57 PM
in my counselor's mouth nowadays
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Mando Pandango on March 27, 2012, 01:52:28 PM
back in my peehole

i recycle
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Daddy on March 27, 2012, 02:08:17 PM
into a vagina or mouth which then swallows it
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Snowy on March 27, 2012, 02:35:10 PM
wow jmv you're lucky
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: strongbad on March 27, 2012, 03:02:24 PM
i've been spoiled by having a(n) (ex-)girlfriend who let me finish on da inside because of birth control and such

usually my boxers though since i haven't had sex in a long time :(
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: LCK on March 27, 2012, 03:27:59 PM
inside my gf

or if i'm wacking off i just use a pair of boxers or something
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: piano moths on March 27, 2012, 03:48:54 PM
grossssss
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: YPrrrr on March 27, 2012, 05:08:01 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on March 27, 2012, 02:08:17 PM
into a vagina or mouth which then swallows it
I think I'd be a bit more concerned if the vagina I was using was swallowing things. Frightening
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ME## on March 27, 2012, 05:25:27 PM
stays in my body until marriage
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: applesauce on March 27, 2012, 05:26:23 PM
when alone into boxers.

when blowjobs into mouth and then swallowed

when sex into condom and then into trash
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: snoorkel on March 28, 2012, 12:11:12 AM
i've used a condom once ever and I don't intend to use one ever again
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Socks on March 28, 2012, 07:51:33 AM
Quote from: vziard on March 28, 2012, 12:11:12 AM
i've used a condom once ever and I don't intend to use one ever again


pretty much this.
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Classic on March 28, 2012, 09:04:46 AM
Quote from: Dovydas on March 27, 2012, 05:25:27 PM
stays in my body until marriage

n_u


In a tissue, on my tummy or in a mouth.  giggle;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ME## on March 28, 2012, 09:08:12 AM
Quote from: Bert Schnick on March 28, 2012, 09:04:46 AM
n_u

is very true
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: applesauce on March 28, 2012, 10:39:05 AM
Quote from: vziard on March 28, 2012, 12:11:12 AM
i've used a condom once ever and I don't intend to use one ever again


But you're down with not coming inside?  confuseddood;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ????? on March 28, 2012, 06:00:47 PM
Why the hell would you let it get on/in your boxers? Tissues are the way to go man.
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Thyme on March 28, 2012, 06:03:02 PM
it all goes to my thighs myface;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Nyerp on March 28, 2012, 06:04:05 PM
on cat (she hiss at penis)
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on March 28, 2012, 06:06:48 PM
I use it as hair sheen. befuddlement
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ????? on March 28, 2012, 06:15:04 PM
Quote from: Tectrinket on March 28, 2012, 06:06:48 PM
I use it as hair sheen. befuddlement


This is more reasonable than letting it get in/on your boxers.
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: LCK on March 28, 2012, 06:58:23 PM
Quote from: ,,,-,,, on March 28, 2012, 06:15:04 PM
This is more reasonable than letting it get in/on your boxers.
its jsut a fucking cum rag
its not like we're saying we wear our boxers and blow our load inside
how fucking akward
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ????? on March 28, 2012, 07:00:43 PM
Quote from: Trevor on March 28, 2012, 06:58:23 PM
its jsut a fucking cum rag
its not like we're saying we wear our boxers and blow our load inside
how fucking akward



I know, but still.
I would never keep a cum rag. Why not just use kleenex god damn.

unrelated, I never liked By the Throat, but I liked the other 2 by E&A
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Mando Pandango on March 28, 2012, 07:10:11 PM
i'm pretty sure said boxers also get washed
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on March 28, 2012, 07:38:51 PM
speaking of rags

i accidentally wore the wrong sock once awdood;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Snowy on March 28, 2012, 07:40:38 PM
Quote from: Tectrinket on March 28, 2012, 07:38:51 PM
speaking of rags

i accidentally wore the wrong sock once awdood;
LMAO
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Andria on March 28, 2012, 07:46:07 PM
Quote from: Tectrinket on March 28, 2012, 07:38:51 PM
speaking of rags

i accidentally wore the wrong sock once awdood;

I accidentally wore the wrong song on the wrong foot one day

OH GOD EW I JUST RAELISED WHAT THREAD THIS WAS
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: strongbad on March 28, 2012, 08:01:26 PM
Quote from: ,,,-,,, on March 28, 2012, 07:00:43 PM
I know, but still.
I would never keep a cum rag. Why not just use kleenex god damn.

unrelated, I never liked By the Throat, but I liked the other 2 by E&A

boxers are way more sustainable than tissues, man
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ?????? on March 28, 2012, 08:25:49 PM
guys that cum on socks (or Socks) are really disgusting
>walk into room
>why are your socks yel--oh my gOD

i remember i accidently touched some crusty ones while i was cleaning up after my fag
it smelled weird cry;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Socks on March 28, 2012, 09:13:40 PM
Excuse me, but I'm seeing a lot of stuff being thrown around in here. Why not just pick up after yourselves?
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: LCK on March 28, 2012, 09:24:20 PM
Quote from: ,,,-,,, on March 28, 2012, 07:00:43 PM
I know, but still.
I would never keep a cum rag. Why not just use kleenex god damn.

unrelated, I never liked By the Throat, but I liked the other 2 by E&A
well yea people have laundry baskets for a reason
and kleenexes are terrible. they're not durable and have so little surface area. sometimes there's just so much more than a kleenex could handle

i love all of e&a especially by the throat
but it may just be bias because it was the first album i listened to


lol we're having a conversation about cum
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: snoorkel on March 28, 2012, 11:00:46 PM
Quote from: applesauce on March 28, 2012, 10:39:05 AM
But you're down with not coming inside?  confuseddood;


not really, but I'd rather guarantee I don't create a child than indulge every single time
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: strongbad on March 28, 2012, 11:10:25 PM
Quote from: vziard on March 28, 2012, 11:00:46 PM
not really, but I'd rather guarantee I don't create a child than indulge every single time

You have more foresight than most men
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on March 28, 2012, 11:29:27 PM
Quote from: Clucky on March 28, 2012, 08:25:49 PM
guys that cum on socks (or Socks) are really disgusting
>walk into room
>why are your socks yel--oh my gOD

i remember i accidently touched some crusty ones while i was cleaning up after my fag
it smelled weird cry;
to be fair a few of my socks are yellow and crusty but that's because my feet are disgusting and sweat really bad and stink
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: snoorkel on March 28, 2012, 11:51:43 PM
Quote from: ilovesloths on March 28, 2012, 11:10:25 PM
You have more foresight than most men


somehow, this seems to be the case

if you don't like By The Throat most then ???? that album is some of the ~realest shit anyone ever wrote~ plus e fucking DIED
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Hiro on March 29, 2012, 12:11:53 AM
oh my god you are all disgusting
why would you get semen on your clothes what the fuck
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: strongbad on March 29, 2012, 12:21:48 AM
Quote from: Hiroglyph on March 29, 2012, 12:11:53 AM
oh my god you are all disgusting
why would you get semen on your clothes what the fuck

what's wrong with ejaculating on boxers that are about to go through the wash anyway?
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Hiro on March 29, 2012, 12:25:35 AM
Quote from: ilovesloths on March 29, 2012, 12:21:48 AM
what's wrong with ejaculating on boxers that are about to go through the wash anyway?
so you only jerk off on laundry day?
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: strongbad on March 29, 2012, 12:26:59 AM
Quote from: Hiroglyph on March 29, 2012, 12:25:35 AM
so you only jerk off on laundry day?

everything in my hamper is going to go through the wash
so i jerk off every day and said boxers eventually go through the wash
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Hiro on March 29, 2012, 12:32:11 AM
well obviously you wash it but for a week or so you still have a pile of clothes soaked with semen, just sitting there in your room
seriously i only use the bathroom for this kind of stuff
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: snoorkel on March 29, 2012, 12:40:58 AM
Quote from: Hiroglyph on March 29, 2012, 12:32:11 AM
well obviously you wash it but for a week or so you still have a pile of clothes soaked with semen, just sitting there in your room


yeah
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Andria on March 29, 2012, 12:41:50 AM
Quote from: Hiroglyph on March 29, 2012, 12:32:11 AM
well obviously you wash it but for a week or so you still have a pile of clothes soaked with semen, just sitting there in your room
seriously i only use the bathroom for this kind of stuff

ow much do you think we fap? i't's only a fe w articles of clotingn
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Mando Pandango on March 29, 2012, 01:14:00 AM
i set all of my clothes in my laundry hamper and then ejaculate on top of it, then stir it up like a salad
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Hiro on March 29, 2012, 01:16:39 AM
Quote from: Colonel Cold on the Cob on March 29, 2012, 01:14:00 AM
i set all of my clothes in my laundry hamper and then ejaculate on top of it, then stir it up like a salad
this made me laugh so hard oh god
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Snowy on March 29, 2012, 04:42:46 AM
Quote from: Colonel Cold on the Cob on March 29, 2012, 01:14:00 AM
i set all of my clothes in my laundry hamper and then ejaculate on top of it, then stir it up like a salad
O_0

I usually just use a tissue because once I'm done I just throw it away. No clean up, etc.
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Thyme on March 29, 2012, 06:17:17 AM
Quote from: vziard on March 28, 2012, 11:51:43 PM
somehow, this seems to be the case

if you don't like By The Throat most then ???? that album is some of the ~realest shit anyone ever wrote~ plus e fucking DIED


i do like by the throat but idk where that came from lol 5thgrade;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on March 30, 2012, 02:23:21 PM
before i cum i pull out and put a vice grip on my dick then i bolt to the mailbox and blast my load into it.
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Hippopo on March 31, 2012, 06:34:40 PM
in a jar for safe keeping
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Socks on April 02, 2012, 08:38:56 AM
tissues are too flimsy and soak too fast and tear and stick to fleshy things. i need a bounty paper napkin for my onslaught.
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ????? on April 05, 2012, 10:08:55 PM
Quote from: Thyme on March 29, 2012, 06:17:17 AM
i do like by the throat but idk where that came from lol 5thgrade;


I think he meant to quote my post.

How could we let this topic die?

I still think that cumming in your socks is really strange. Also, I know kleenex are flimsy. That's why you put down multiple kleenex and ball it up when you're done. The idea of dedicating a sock for cum is so weird to me (assuming you're not going to wear it again).
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: hobbit on April 06, 2012, 06:47:23 AM
i usually fertilize my neighbor's garden with mine
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Pyrate on April 06, 2012, 07:08:16 AM
i know someone who masturbates in the bathroom and comes in the toilet does anyone else do this?
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: silvertone on April 06, 2012, 09:32:27 AM
i think a lot ofp eople do that acuta ly . but it is like target practice while trying to please yrself???
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 10:54:07 AM
Quote from: ,,,-,,, on April 05, 2012, 10:08:55 PM
I think he meant to quote my post.


rofl oh god

i meant the ben frost album

[spoiler]>thyme
>listening to hip-hop[/spoiler]
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Snowy on April 06, 2012, 11:15:56 AM
Quote from: Pyrate on April 06, 2012, 07:08:16 AM
i know someone who masturbates in the bathroom and comes in the toilet does anyone else do this?
I've done it once

I didn't really like it.
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 11:19:10 AM
Quote from: Pyrate on April 06, 2012, 07:08:16 AM
i know someone who masturbates in the bathroom and comes in the toilet does anyone else do this?


i do that
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Hippopo on April 06, 2012, 04:21:04 PM
Quote from: Pyrate on April 06, 2012, 07:08:16 AM
i know someone who masturbates in the bathroom and comes in the toilet does anyone else do this?
This is my least favorite way to do it. Its not very satisfying
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 06, 2012, 04:22:03 PM
I was joking, by the way. akudood;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 04:24:01 PM
Quote from: Hippopo on April 06, 2012, 04:21:04 PM
This is my least favorite way to do it. Its not very satisfying


me2 lol

Quote from: Sudoroodo on April 06, 2012, 04:22:03 PM
I was joking, by the way. akudood;


about what
i don't feel like going back akudood;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 06, 2012, 04:25:55 PM
Nothing. akudood;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 04:30:08 PM
Quote from: Sudoroodo on April 06, 2012, 04:25:55 PM
Nothing. akudood;


ok i went back

that seems like a very credible story akudood;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: YPrrrr on April 06, 2012, 04:33:43 PM
I pretty much only do it in the bathroom... shower or toilet I guess.

When I had a girlfriend it went from vagina to towel
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ME## on April 06, 2012, 04:36:39 PM
I would like to reaffirm that, unlike Tec, I was not joking. Reichdood;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Pyrate on April 06, 2012, 04:41:42 PM
Quote from: Hippopo on April 06, 2012, 04:21:04 PM
This is my least favorite way to do it. Its not very satisfying


I wouldn't think so, I imagine it looks especially like mucus inside the toilet bowl. myface;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 06, 2012, 04:48:07 PM
Quote from: Dovydas on April 06, 2012, 04:36:39 PM
I would like to reaffirm that, unlike Tec, I was not joking. Reichdood;


stop it wry
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ME## on April 06, 2012, 04:51:49 PM
Quote from: Sudoroodo on April 06, 2012, 04:48:07 PM
stop it wry
i cannot stop Reichdood;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: YPrrrr on April 06, 2012, 04:53:33 PM
Quote from: Pyrate on April 06, 2012, 04:41:42 PM
I wouldn't think so, I imagine it looks especially like mucus inside the toilet bowl. myface;
It really doesn't look good no matter where it is n_u
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Andria on April 06, 2012, 04:54:48 PM
Quote from: NDDR on April 06, 2012, 04:53:33 PM
It really doesn't look good no matter where it is n_u

I'd respectfully disagree 5thgrade;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 04:55:07 PM
Quote from: NDDR on April 06, 2012, 04:53:33 PM
It really doesn't look good no matter where it is n_u


dude, you haven't seen my collection baddood;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ME## on April 06, 2012, 04:55:53 PM
Quote from: NDDR on April 06, 2012, 04:53:33 PM
It really doesn't look good no matter where it is n_u
it only looks good when it's serving the purpose god gave it
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Hippopo on April 06, 2012, 04:57:02 PM
I think semen is the most beautiful thing in the world
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: YPrrrr on April 06, 2012, 05:03:13 PM
Shit looks like mayonnaise... all over... horrible >_<'
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ME## on April 06, 2012, 05:03:52 PM
and now we know where ypr's aversion to mayonnaise comes from
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Hippopo on April 06, 2012, 05:04:40 PM
Quote from: NDDR on April 06, 2012, 05:03:13 PM
Shit looks like mayonnaise... all over... horrible >_<'
mmmmm
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: YPrrrr on April 06, 2012, 05:07:27 PM
Quote from: Dovydas on April 06, 2012, 05:03:52 PM
and now we know where ypr's aversion to mayonnaise comes from
More like where my aversion to semen comes from srsly
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 05:08:03 PM
Quote from: Dovydas on April 06, 2012, 05:03:52 PM
and now we know where ypr's aversion to mayonnaise comes from


it comes from eating shitty watery semen-looking mayonnaise srsly
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Hippopo on April 06, 2012, 05:09:04 PM
Quote from: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 05:08:03 PM
it comes from eating shitty watery semen-looking mayonnaise srsly
i loled
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 06, 2012, 05:09:58 PM
ypr would love this (http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/5830947-natural-harvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes) cookbook

only $68 on amazon
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: YPrrrr on April 06, 2012, 05:10:11 PM
Quote from: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 05:08:03 PM
it comes from eating shitty watery semen-looking mayonnaise srsly
You masturbate too frequently srsly
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 05:12:18 PM
Quote from: NDDR on April 06, 2012, 05:10:11 PM
You masturbate too frequently srsly


...you don't masturbate frequently enough srsly
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 06, 2012, 05:12:47 PM
>masturbating

srsly?
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Hippopo on April 06, 2012, 05:16:21 PM
Hot damn. If your shooting mayo thick loads you should go into porn. . . Or the doc
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Andria on April 06, 2012, 05:17:45 PM
Quote from: Hippopo on April 06, 2012, 05:16:21 PM
Hot damn. If your shooting mayo thick loads you should go into porn. . . Or the doc

I don't know that most doctors would want to have a mayo thick load put inside of them
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 05:18:57 PM
Quote from: Sudoroodo on April 06, 2012, 05:12:47 PM
>masturbating

srsly?


i don't wanna make anyone feel bad, but tec, you are my favorite poster ifeelbetter;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: YPrrrr on April 06, 2012, 05:19:44 PM
Quote from: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 05:12:18 PM
...you don't masturbate frequently enough srsly
I have been told this srsly
Quote from: Hippopo on April 06, 2012, 05:16:21 PM
Hot damn. If your shooting mayo thick loads you should go into porn. . . Or the doc
Perhaps not that thick but irregardless they both share similar ugly qualities
Quote from: The Doctor on April 06, 2012, 05:17:45 PM
I don't know that most doctors would want to have a mayo thick load put inside of them
That's what mayo clinic is for srsly
Quote from: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 05:18:57 PM
i don't wanna make anyone feel bad, but tec, you are my favorite poster ifeelbetter;
Everyone already knew this srsly
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ME## on April 06, 2012, 05:19:55 PM
Quote from: NDDR on April 06, 2012, 05:10:11 PM
You masturbate too frequently srsly

he's not famy
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Hippopo on April 06, 2012, 05:20:19 PM
Quote from: The Doctor on April 06, 2012, 05:17:45 PM
I don't know that most doctors would want to have a mayo thick load put inside of them
none of my doctors seem to have a problem with that
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: silvertone on April 06, 2012, 06:14:05 PM
lmao
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: silvertone on April 06, 2012, 06:14:18 PM
as a buff doctor i agree
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: silvertone on April 06, 2012, 06:14:37 PM
also being grossed out by Your Own Semen is lol wat
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Travis on April 06, 2012, 06:16:11 PM
Quote from: silvertoné on April 06, 2012, 06:14:37 PM
also being grossed out by Your Own Semen is lol wat
so is even making the connection between semen and mayonnaise
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: YPrrrr on April 06, 2012, 06:19:02 PM
Really... no one else finds semen disgusting...

It smells bad, it's sticky... I don't see the attraction... but enjoy yourselves hocuspocus;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: silvertone on April 06, 2012, 06:21:35 PM
i am not saying it is appeasing or a Great And Nice thing, but being literally dissgusted by is ~lolweat~
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Travis on April 06, 2012, 06:22:23 PM
MY SEMEN HAS NO SMELL
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 06:23:45 PM
Quote from: NDDR on April 06, 2012, 06:19:02 PM
Really... no one else finds semen disgusting...

It smells bad, it's sticky... I don't see the attraction... but enjoy yourselves hocuspocus;


no tbh i don't like it either lol

but the mayonnaise thing was silly n_u
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 06:24:05 PM
Quote from: silvertoné on April 06, 2012, 06:21:35 PM
i am not saying it is appeasing or a Great And Nice thing, but being literally dissgusted by is ~lolweat~


but this is true as well
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ME## on April 06, 2012, 06:25:06 PM
Quote from: NDDR on April 06, 2012, 06:19:02 PM
Really... no one else finds semen disgusting...


like i'm even old enough to know what it's like 5thgrade;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 06:26:04 PM
Quote from: Dovydas on April 06, 2012, 06:25:06 PM
like i'm even old enough to know what it's like 5thgrade;


rofl

i should have asked you what you masturbate to during your ama 5thgrade;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ME## on April 06, 2012, 06:28:35 PM
Quote from: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 06:26:04 PM
rofl

i should have asked you what you masturbate to during your ama 5thgrade;
~the world may never know~
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 06:29:24 PM
Quote from: Dovydas on April 06, 2012, 06:28:35 PM
~the world may never know~


[spoiler=translation:]~i don't know myself~[/spoiler]
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ME## on April 06, 2012, 06:30:50 PM
Quote from: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 06:29:24 PM
[spoiler=translation:]~i don't know myself~[/spoiler]
exactly, how can i know when i don't do it?  baddood; baddood; baddood; baddood; baddood; baddood;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 06:35:42 PM
Quote from: Dovydas on April 06, 2012, 06:30:50 PM
exactly, how can i know when i don't do it?  baddood; baddood; baddood; baddood; baddood; baddood;


but you do (https://boyah.net/forums/Smileys/default/squintsquid1n.png)
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ME## on April 06, 2012, 06:38:17 PM
Quote from: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 06:35:42 PM
but you do (https://boyah.net/forums/Smileys/default/squintsquid1n.png)
proof?  baddood;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: silvertone on April 06, 2012, 06:38:49 PM
You Have a Penis
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Samus Aran on April 06, 2012, 06:39:27 PM
Quote from: silvertoné on April 06, 2012, 06:21:35 PM
i am not saying it is appeasing or a Great And Nice thing, but being literally dissgusted by is ~lolweat~


i don't mind mine too much n_u

anyway as for the thread topic

it usually only ever gets on my hands or some other part of my body and is then cleaned up by a tissue

if it hits anything else it's not on purpose n_u
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 06:41:31 PM
Quote from: Dovydas on April 06, 2012, 06:38:17 PM
proof?  baddood;


you'd be dead from testicular or prostate cancer by now >_<'
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ME## on April 06, 2012, 06:42:24 PM
Quote from: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 06:41:31 PM
you'd be dead from testicular or prostate cancer by now >_<'


well, i guess it's time to live up to my words so that happens y/n
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 06:43:53 PM
Quote from: Dovydas on April 06, 2012, 06:42:24 PM
well, i guess it's time to live up to my words so that happens y/n


i saw that one cumming (https://boyah.net/forums/Smileys/default/squintsquid1n.png)
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ME## on April 06, 2012, 06:45:33 PM
Quote from: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 06:43:53 PM
i saw that one cumming (https://boyah.net/forums/Smileys/default/squintsquid1n.png)
gimpdood;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: silvertone on April 06, 2012, 06:47:12 PM
cool factr if you dont masturbate you get wet dreams so you ejaculate either way
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 06:50:53 PM
Quote from: silvertoné on April 06, 2012, 06:47:12 PM
cool factr if you dont masturbate you get wet dreams so you ejaculate either way


david is the kind of guy who would tie up the end of his dick so that wouldn't happen >_<'
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ME## on April 06, 2012, 06:51:38 PM
or just never sleep  baddood; baddood;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 06:52:28 PM
Quote from: Dovydas on April 06, 2012, 06:51:38 PM
or just never sleep  baddood; baddood;


yeah, that's more your style befuddlement
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 06, 2012, 06:52:41 PM
Quote from: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 06:50:53 PM
david is the kind of guy who would tie up the end of his dick so that wouldn't happen >_<'


this is extremely dangerous

[spoiler]believe me, i know :|[/spoiler]
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Samus Aran on April 06, 2012, 06:52:53 PM
Quote from: Dovydas on April 06, 2012, 06:51:38 PM
or just never sleep  baddood; baddood;


LOL david never sleeping

that's rich
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 06:54:18 PM
Quote from: Cirno on April 06, 2012, 06:52:53 PM
LOL david never sleeping

that's rich


oh yeah lol hadn't thought of that

rubber band at the end of his dick, it is hocuspocus;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ME## on April 06, 2012, 06:54:48 PM
Quote from: Cirno on April 06, 2012, 06:52:53 PM
LOL david never sleeping

that's rich

just you watch  baddood;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: YPrrrr on April 06, 2012, 07:06:34 PM
Quote from: silvertoné on April 06, 2012, 06:21:35 PM
i am not saying it is appeasing or a Great And Nice thing, but being literally dissgusted by is ~lolweat~
I am also disgusted by marzipan
Quote from: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 06:23:45 PM
no tbh i don't like it either lol

but the mayonnaise thing was silly n_u
I meant it to be girl;
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Pyrate on April 06, 2012, 07:08:18 PM
I agree with YPR, I find semen repulsive. goowan
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Snowy on April 06, 2012, 07:09:21 PM
semen is nasty >.<
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: silvertone on April 06, 2012, 08:07:46 PM
i just hsit and piss on myself and i am like watever. the shit is gross but the piss comes right off. semen is abovet hat though. it has to be Attained. you dont just randomly ejaculate. it is a reaction. that what makes it soemthing. it is a sign of Achievement. you have done something with your life. you have semen
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Hippopo on April 06, 2012, 08:08:58 PM
Quote from: silvertoné on April 06, 2012, 08:07:46 PM
i just hsit and piss on myself and i am like watever. the shit is gross but the piss comes right off. semen is abovet hat though. it has to be Attained. you dont just randomly ejaculate. it is a reaction. that what makes it soemthing. it is a sign of Achievement. you have done something with your life. you have semen
Amen, brotha
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Nyerp on April 06, 2012, 09:13:48 PM
"no Cuming befor mairrage" - Saint Ypr
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Nyerp on April 06, 2012, 09:15:05 PM
Quote from: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 06:26:04 PM
rofl

i should have asked you what you masturbate to during your ama 5thgrade;


uh, maps?

it's like you don't even know him srsly
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Thyme on April 06, 2012, 09:16:58 PM
Quote from: Fuck on April 06, 2012, 09:15:05 PM
uh, maps?

it's like you don't even know him srsly


...good point srsly
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Classic on April 06, 2012, 09:31:47 PM
Cum is delicious.


And David DOES cum.
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ?????? on April 06, 2012, 09:33:16 PM
i never liked jizz
it reminded me of snot and sometimes the smell would be overpowering or it'd leave this weird sandy sensation and it's grOSS
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ME## on April 06, 2012, 09:33:25 PM
DO NOT
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Hippopo on April 06, 2012, 09:34:18 PM
Quote from: Bert Schnick on April 06, 2012, 09:31:47 PM
Cum is delicious.


And David DOES cum.
not all cum is created equal  :(
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Classic on April 06, 2012, 09:36:14 PM
David, please. I know. yes;


Quote from: Hippopo on April 06, 2012, 09:34:18 PM
not all cum is created equal  :(
Mine is sweet.
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Hippopo on April 06, 2012, 09:37:52 PM
Quote from: Bert Schnick on April 06, 2012, 09:36:14 PM
David, please. I know. yes;

Mine is sweet.
mine has no flavor
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ME## on April 06, 2012, 09:38:25 PM
Quote from: Bert Schnick on April 06, 2012, 09:36:14 PM
David, please. I know. yes;
:( :( :(
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Classic on April 06, 2012, 09:38:40 PM
Maybe you're doing it wrong.  :(


Quote from: Dovydas on April 06, 2012, 09:38:25 PM
:( :( :(

;)
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: ME## on April 07, 2012, 07:21:48 AM
Quote from: Bert Schnick on April 06, 2012, 09:38:40 PM
;)
:(
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: Nyerp on April 07, 2012, 10:47:53 AM
gentle nipple shark
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: bluaki on April 07, 2012, 11:08:23 AM
Why did the question change? Will this thread iterate through a series of odd questions by lawlz?

and I shave mine whenever the hair is noticeable to me, which tends to be maybe twice a week. n_u
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on April 07, 2012, 01:07:08 PM
I have seven short pieces of hair around each nipple.

my chest is not very hairy.
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: Travis on April 07, 2012, 01:08:20 PM
3.7
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: silvertone on April 07, 2012, 01:18:05 PM
Quote from: Travis on April 07, 2012, 01:08:20 PM
3.7
if cut it in half you would have twice that many
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: Travis on April 07, 2012, 01:19:31 PM
Quote from: silvertoné on April 07, 2012, 01:18:05 PM
if cut it in half you would have twice that many
im NOt cutting my nippel in half dude wtff
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: Classic on April 07, 2012, 01:21:40 PM
My hair is about 2-3 inches long.


I'm a pretty hairy fellow. 5thgrade;
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: silvertone on April 07, 2012, 01:32:27 PM
Quote from: Travis on April 07, 2012, 01:19:31 PM
im NOt cutting my nippel in half dude wtff
ur nipel hair tho
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: Travis on April 07, 2012, 01:33:52 PM
Quote from: silvertoné on April 07, 2012, 01:32:27 PM
ur nipel hair tho
i usally just get it trimmed when i get my hairuct lol (8
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: silvertone on April 07, 2012, 01:40:07 PM
lol. cool
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: silvertone on April 07, 2012, 01:40:30 PM
helo barber can you cut the nipel hair? cut with your double blade (scisor)
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: Travis on April 07, 2012, 01:41:08 PM
Quote from: silvertoné on April 07, 2012, 01:40:30 PM
helo barber can you cut the nipel hair? cut with your double blade (scisor)
nope shampood first
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: silvertone on April 07, 2012, 01:44:23 PM
does he give you like a chest massage but isntead of using lotion he use shampoo and conditionar and then sprays your body with a hose and then combs your body haira nd Trim it. (give ## if he do)
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: Samus Aran on April 07, 2012, 01:47:11 PM
hi yes i am travis's barber welcome to my shop
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: Travis on April 07, 2012, 01:50:08 PM
Quote from: Cirno on April 07, 2012, 01:47:11 PM
hi yes i am travis's barber welcome to my shop
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: silvertone on April 07, 2012, 01:51:06 PM
Quote from: Cirno on April 07, 2012, 01:47:11 PM
hi yes i am travis's barber welcome to my shop
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: Snowy on April 07, 2012, 04:50:13 PM
My nipple hair is so long it drags on the floor
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on April 07, 2012, 05:35:50 PM
rereading this thread after the title change is kind of weird.
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: YPrrrr on May 16, 2017, 11:53:58 AM
There are some potent quotables in this old ass thread.

Also boyah has some seriously stained boxers goddamn
Title: Re: nipples
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 16, 2017, 01:20:50 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on November 14, 2015, 05:13:49 PM
male nipples should not exist

they break the pleasant uniformity of the human torso


my opinion has not changed
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 16, 2017, 11:01:16 PM
this is certainly not the thread i thought it was
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: YPrrrr on May 16, 2017, 11:53:41 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 16, 2017, 11:01:16 PM
this is certainly not the thread i thought it was
the beginning is better than the ending n_u
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 17, 2017, 12:00:53 AM
agreed

there is some truly fantastic shitboyahsays material in here
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 17, 2017, 12:01:12 AM
Quote from: ??? on March 29, 2012, 12:25:35 AM
so you only jerk off on laundry day?
Title: Re: where does your semen go
Post by: YPrrrr on May 17, 2017, 09:02:20 AM
Quote from: Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！ on March 29, 2012, 01:14:00 AM
i set all of my clothes in my laundry hamper and then ejaculate on top of it, then stir it up like a salad
Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: strongbad on May 17, 2017, 09:14:33 AM
Quote from: YPargh on May 17, 2017, 09:02:20 AM
Quote from: Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！ on March 29, 2012, 01:14:00 AM
i set all of my clothes in my laundry hamper and then ejaculate on top of it, then stir it up like a salad

Title: Re: How long is your nipple hair?
Post by: Thyme on May 17, 2017, 02:03:28 PM
i want a 2017 update on if whether or not me86 ever cums tbh
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