How long is your nipple hair?

[Mando Pandango]

i set all of my clothes in my laundry hamper and then ejaculate on top of it, then stir it up like a salad

[Hiro]

i set all of my clothes in my laundry hamper and then ejaculate on top of it, then stir it up like a salad

this made me laugh so hard oh god

[Thyme]

somehow, this seems to be the case

if you don't like By The Throat most then ???? that album is some of the ~realest shit anyone ever wrote~ plus e fucking DIED

i do like by the throat but idk where that came from lol

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

before i cum i pull out and put a vice grip on my dick then i bolt to the mailbox and blast my load into it.

[Hippopo]

in a jar for safe keeping

[Socks]

tissues are too flimsy and soak too fast and tear and stick to fleshy things. i need a bounty paper napkin for my onslaught.

[?????]

i do like by the throat but idk where that came from lol

I think he meant to quote my post.

How could we let this topic die?

I still think that cumming in your socks is really strange. Also, I know kleenex are flimsy. That's why you put down multiple kleenex and ball it up when you're done. The idea of dedicating a sock for cum is so weird to me (assuming you're not going to wear it again).

[hobbit]

i usually fertilize my neighbor's garden with mine

[Pyrate]

i know someone who masturbates in the bathroom and comes in the toilet does anyone else do this?

[silvertone]

i think a lot ofp eople do that acuta ly . but it is like target practice while trying to please yrself???

[Thyme]

I think he meant to quote my post.

rofl oh god

i meant the ben frost album

[spoiler]>thyme
>listening to hip-hop[/spoiler]

[Thyme]

i know someone who masturbates in the bathroom and comes in the toilet does anyone else do this?

i do that

[Hippopo]

i know someone who masturbates in the bathroom and comes in the toilet does anyone else do this?

This is my least favorite way to do it. Its not very satisfying

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I was joking, by the way.

[Thyme]

This is my least favorite way to do it. Its not very satisfying

me2 lol

I was joking, by the way.

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