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Title: how do i befriend Lucifer in a more direct way than prayer
Post by: silvertone on March 23, 2012, 01:59:55 PM
i want to hang out with satan
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Post by: strongbad on March 23, 2012, 02:04:04 PM
start masturbating to the bible
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Post by: silvertone on March 23, 2012, 02:09:23 PM
Quote from: MF Doom on March 23, 2012, 02:04:04 PM
start masturbating to the bible



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q05ERtorg4c[/youtube]
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Post by: ME## on March 23, 2012, 02:19:35 PM
destroy your life for him
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Post by: Andria on March 23, 2012, 02:23:57 PM
sacrifice
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Post by: ????? on March 23, 2012, 11:33:16 PM
Draw blood from your left testicle and mix it with semen. Only after drinking it will the dark prince acknowledge you.
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Post by: Socks on March 24, 2012, 04:57:14 AM
2 parts vodka, 1 part cranberry, after a couple of those you'll feel proper.
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Post by: silvertone on March 24, 2012, 08:23:46 AM
sorry but i am beyond drugs. too
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Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on March 24, 2012, 09:02:34 AM
satan is within you at all times, acknowledge and embrace the dark lord and he shall guide you to all your wildest dreams n shit
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Post by: Mando Pandango on March 25, 2012, 01:06:13 AM
just go up and talk to him

maybe buy him a drink
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Post by: kougraducky on March 25, 2012, 11:48:50 AM
Listen to Rebecca Black and dance to it in the moonlight while howling like a wolf and slashing your arms with an athene.
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Post by: applesauce on March 25, 2012, 11:51:05 AM
YOU COULD GO TO SATANS CAVE
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Post by: me003 on March 26, 2012, 01:35:05 AM
go to the hospital and ask for satan/.
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Post by: hobbit on March 26, 2012, 07:37:38 AM
smoke weed
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Post by: Travis on March 26, 2012, 01:01:16 PM
get your right ear pierced
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Post by: Socks on March 27, 2012, 08:04:03 AM
Quote from: silvertoné on March 24, 2012, 08:23:46 AM
sorry but i am beyond drugs. too


alcohol is not a drug don't you hear the news when they say this guy had a bout with drugs and alcohol clearly alcohol is different and separate and unique and its own fucking category you lsdbgnsadjgnjasdgn!

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Post by: silvertone on March 27, 2012, 02:44:57 PM
Quote from: Socks on March 27, 2012, 08:04:03 AM
alcohol is not a drug don't you hear the news when they say this guy had a bout with drugs and alcohol clearly alcohol is different and separate and unique and its own fucking category you lsdbgnsadjgnjasdgn!



alcohol is for epic noobs. like all drugs.
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Post by: Andria on March 27, 2012, 02:45:33 PM
alcohol is amazing
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Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on March 27, 2012, 06:18:55 PM
Alcohol is the nectar of the old gods.
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Post by: silvertone on March 27, 2012, 06:25:19 PM
gods that dont exist.
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Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on March 27, 2012, 06:26:09 PM
Not anymore, no.
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