how do i befriend Lucifer in a more direct way than prayer

silvertone · March 23, 2012, 01:59:55 PM

i want to hang out with satan

strongbad · March 23, 2012, 02:04:04 PM

start masturbating to the bible

silvertone · March 23, 2012, 02:09:23 PM

Quote from: MF Doom on March 23, 2012, 02:04:04 PM
start masturbating to the bible

ME## · March 23, 2012, 02:19:35 PM

destroy your life for him

Andria · March 23, 2012, 02:23:57 PM

sacrifice

????? · March 23, 2012, 11:33:16 PM

Draw blood from your left testicle and mix it with semen. Only after drinking it will the dark prince acknowledge you.

Socks · March 24, 2012, 04:57:14 AM

2 parts vodka, 1 part cranberry, after a couple of those you'll feel proper.

silvertone · March 24, 2012, 08:23:46 AM

sorry but i am beyond drugs. too

The Hand That Fisted Everyone · March 24, 2012, 09:02:34 AM

satan is within you at all times, acknowledge and embrace the dark lord and he shall guide you to all your wildest dreams n shit

Mando Pandango · March 25, 2012, 01:06:13 AM

just go up and talk to him

maybe buy him a drink

kougraducky · March 25, 2012, 11:48:50 AM

Listen to Rebecca Black and dance to it in the moonlight while howling like a wolf and slashing your arms with an athene.

applesauce · March 25, 2012, 11:51:05 AM

YOU COULD GO TO SATANS CAVE

me003 · March 26, 2012, 01:35:05 AM

go to the hospital and ask for satan/.

hobbit · March 26, 2012, 07:37:38 AM

smoke weed

Travis · March 26, 2012, 01:01:16 PM

get your right ear pierced