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General => The Lobby => Topic started by: LCK on February 28, 2012, 11:08:30 AM

Title: i want a hot tub
Post by: LCK on February 28, 2012, 11:08:30 AM
seriously.
of all of the trivial, materialistic things in the world, this is the only thing i think i truly want. so many days. so many times. so many hours where i wish i could just be soaking in warm fucking water.
sure, showers are great. i love em. so much. honestly one of the greatest times of my day, no joke at all.
but i want to just sit in a fucking hot tub and fucking live. do you know how fucking great that would feel. fuuuuccckk.
Title: Re: i want a hot tub
Post by: Commander Fuckass on February 28, 2012, 11:09:44 AM
salt water hot tubs are best.
Title: Re: i want a hot tub
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on February 28, 2012, 01:19:53 PM
i want a bathtub...
Title: Re: i want a hot tub
Post by: Hensa on February 28, 2012, 03:45:01 PM
watch out! if you use it too much you could scramble your eggs, if you know what i mean.
Title: Re: i want a hot tub
Post by: snoorkel on February 28, 2012, 04:21:56 PM
Quote from: Nurse Hensa on February 28, 2012, 03:45:01 PM
watch out! if you use it too much you could scramble your eggs, if you know what i mean.

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well then how to fishes do it.
Title: Re: i want a hot tub
Post by: Socks on February 28, 2012, 05:51:45 PM
Quote from: vziard on February 28, 2012, 04:21:56 PM
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well then how to fishes do it.


their eggs are inside, ours dangle on the outside.
Title: Re: i want a hot tub
Post by: Travis on February 28, 2012, 06:13:07 PM
Quote from: Socks on February 28, 2012, 05:51:45 PM
their eggs are inside, ours dangle on the outside.
proof?
Title: Re: i want a hot tub
Post by: silvertone on February 28, 2012, 06:15:54 PM
neuter yourself by chillin in a hot tub.
Title: Re: i want a hot tub
Post by: Hensa on February 28, 2012, 06:17:59 PM
i knew fish had balls
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_LrtKBq94rcw/TWEVUkP1zDI/AAAAAAAAHoA/KWwoUn775QU/fish%20testicles%5B2%5D.jpg)
Title: Re: i want a hot tub
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on February 28, 2012, 06:19:52 PM
I want a hot tub
One that won't make me sick
One that won't make me crash my car
Brushing bubbles by my dick

I want a hot tub
One that won't hurt my head
One that won't make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red

One that won't make me nervous
Wonderin' what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you  
Title: Re: i want a hot tub
Post by: Socks on February 28, 2012, 07:32:25 PM
Quote from: Travis on February 28, 2012, 06:13:07 PM
proof?


your own body is too hot that is why your balls hang on the outside on a fleshy patch.
you ever think of how inefficient and compromising that is?
Title: Re: i want a hot tub
Post by: Clara Listensprechen on February 28, 2012, 08:28:50 PM
hot tub
cold beer
warm towel
All Temperature Cheer.
Title: Re: i want a hot tub
Post by: Socks on February 28, 2012, 08:32:35 PM
Quote from: Clara Listensprechen on February 28, 2012, 08:28:50 PM
hot tub
cold beer
warm towel
All Temperature Cheer.


marry me
Title: Re: i want a hot tub
Post by: Clara Listensprechen on February 29, 2012, 06:26:18 PM
Oh my. I'm spoken for, sorry.  :(
Title: Re: i want a hot tub
Post by: Socks on February 29, 2012, 06:28:44 PM
Quote from: Clara Listensprechen on February 29, 2012, 06:26:18 PM
Oh my. I'm spoken for, sorry.  :(


this is always my luck.
Title: Re: i want a hot tub
Post by: Patrick Stickles on February 29, 2012, 08:24:34 PM
my buddy got a hot tub once

then he fucking moved away to the other side of the country like 3 months afterwards

didn't even fucking take the hot tub with them

who gets a hot tub and then moves?
Title: Re: i want a hot tub
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on February 29, 2012, 08:28:11 PM
An old friend's parents had this absolutely incredible home perched on this lake and had a hot tub on a patio overlooking the whole thing. I could have died in there, completely happy.