I was taking a dump and this guy was standing suspiciously in the stall opposite of me. I peeked through the crack of my door and noticed he was standing there with the door open for a good five minutes.
He asked, "You peekin bro?"
i was like "uh no", because i wasn't trying to watch but was just paranoid because there was a big black guy watching me poop
he kept asking if i was sure
then he said, "You suck dick?"
i said "wat"
he asked again
i said wat
he asked again
i said no
He paused. "You wanna get sucked?"
wat
"Wanna get sucked?"
uh no
"You sure?"
... wat
So he walked away and washed his hands. Washed them again. Washed them again. He kept washing and waiting and after about 5 minutes someone else walked in the bathroom and I ran out. He was still washing his hands and waiting for another guy to come in alone.
Also, I think he's in one of my classes. akudood;
>not saying yes
fucking faggot
Didn't anyone teach you bathroom etiquette? When someone offers to suck your dick, you always say yes.
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2012, 05:48:19 PM
>not saying yes
fucking faggot
srsly
old lawlz would have accepted
This is all your fault for taking such a leisure time in a public bathroom like it is your home, then peeking on big black men, and then engaging in conversation with them.
How often to you get an offer for an honest-to-god blumpkin? What were you thinking saying no?
He was obviously the kind of person that'd kill anybody that knew his secret. Big black men with "thug" voices usually don't go around asking to suck dick and they usually kick the ass of anybody that jokes that they do. akudood;
Quote from: Colonel Cold on the Cob on February 21, 2012, 05:59:29 PM
How often to you get an offer for an honest-to-god blumpkin? What were you thinking saying no?
i don't want to get stabbed for being a "fag"
your loss bro
Wait I'm confused...
You used a public stall? befuddlement
Quote from: Snowy on February 21, 2012, 06:27:29 PM
I always use the bathrooms at school dsjkfhlslkjdfhls I hate it
They are coated in semen and shit. akudood;
Why do you not wait until you are home
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 21, 2012, 06:01:23 PM
He was obviously the kind of person that'd kill anybody that knew his secret. Big black men with "thug" voices usually don't go around asking to suck dick and they usually kick the ass of anybody that jokes that they do. akudood;i don't want to get stabbed for being a "fag"
dude he was probably fucking with you
Quote from: Snowy on February 21, 2012, 06:38:15 PM
I'm not holding my shit in for 5 hours 5thgrade;
why do you get the urge to shit so often in school? answer the question
Quote from: NPR on February 21, 2012, 06:36:58 PM
Why do you not wait until you are home
I live on campus and the bathrooms in the school buildings are cleaner than anything in the dorms.
Also, the bathroom I was in has 32 toilets and 32 urinals and it's usually completely empty.
Quote from: vziard on February 21, 2012, 06:37:13 PM
dude he was probably fucking with you
most guys don't hang around 10+ minutes to mess with you, especially not in college
and most people don't just stand in a stall and wait for people to come by akudood;
it's called being on the downlow (DL)
niggers usually do it to preserve their perceived masculinity (usually through sucking cock in bathrooms or in secret because they can't really do it anywhere else because they're in the closet)
it's common in the city
or maybe because i look like some scrawny bitch who takes like 9 hours in the bathroom and people confuse it as me wanting to slurp on thick, delicious cock like hippo
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 21, 2012, 06:53:34 PM
I live on campus and the bathrooms in the school buildings are cleaner than anything in the dorms.
Also, the bathroom I was in has 32 toilets and 32 urinals and it's usually completely empty.most guys don't hang around 10+ minutes to mess with you, especially not in college
and most people don't just stand in a stall and wait for people to come by akudood;
i like how you know the number
lawlz sucks cocks inside sears
I hold it until I know there is the lowest chance of someone being in the bathroom.
dude i love big black
Thug lyfe
Also, eeeeew public bathrooms.
Lawlz, I am disappointed in you. Why would pass up a free dick sucking?
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 21, 2012, 06:53:34 PM
Also, the bathroom I was in has 32 toilets and 32 urinals and it's usually completely empty.most guys don't hang around 10+ minutes to mess with you, especially not in college
and most people don't just stand in a stall and wait for people to come by akudood;
He's a pro-fucker.