Today a big black guy asked to suck my dick

[ncba93ivyase]

I was taking a dump and this guy was standing suspiciously in the stall opposite of me. I peeked through the crack of my door and noticed he was standing there with the door open for a good five minutes.

He asked, "You peekin bro?"

i was like "uh no", because i wasn't trying to watch but was just paranoid because there was a big black guy watching me poop

he kept asking if i was sure

then he said, "You suck dick?"

i said "wat"

he asked again

i said wat

he asked again

i said no

He paused. "You wanna get sucked?"

wat

"Wanna get sucked?"

uh no

"You sure?"

... wat

So he walked away and washed his hands. Washed them again. Washed them again. He kept washing and waiting and after about 5 minutes someone else walked in the bathroom and I ran out. He was still washing his hands and waiting for another guy to come in alone.

Also, I think he's in one of my classes.

[Nyerp]

>not saying yes

fucking

[Hippopo]

Didn't anyone teach you bathroom etiquette?  When someone offers to suck your dick, you always say yes.

[Commander Fuckass]

>not saying yes

fucking

old lawlz would have accepted

[Socks]

This is all your fault for taking such a leisure time in a public bathroom like it is your home, then peeking on big black men, and then engaging in conversation with them.

[Mando Pandango]

How often to you get an offer for an honest-to-god blumpkin? What were you thinking saying no?

[ncba93ivyase]

He was obviously the kind of person that'd kill anybody that knew his secret. Big black men with "thug" voices usually don't go around asking to suck dick and they usually kick the ass of anybody that jokes that they do.

How often to you get an offer for an honest-to-god blumpkin? What were you thinking saying no?

i don't want to get stabbed for being a "fag"

[Mando Pandango]

your loss bro

[YPrrrr]

Wait I'm confused...

You used a public stall?

[YPrrrr]

I always use the bathrooms at school dsjkfhlslkjdfhls I hate it

They are coated in semen and shit.

Why do you not wait until you are home

[snoorkel]

He was obviously the kind of person that'd kill anybody that knew his secret. Big black men with "thug" voices usually don't go around asking to suck dick and they usually kick the ass of anybody that jokes that they do. akudood;i don't want to get stabbed for being a "fag"

dude he was probably fucking with you

[Travis]

I'm not holding my shit in for 5 hours

why do you get the urge to shit so often in school? answer the question

[ncba93ivyase]

Why do you not wait until you are home

I live on campus and the bathrooms in the school buildings are cleaner than anything in the dorms.

Also, the bathroom I was in has 32 toilets and 32 urinals and it's usually completely empty.

dude he was probably fucking with you

most guys don't hang around 10+ minutes to mess with you, especially not in college

and most people don't just stand in a stall and wait for people to come by

[??????]

it's called being on the downlow (DL)
niggers usually do it to preserve their perceived masculinity (usually through sucking cock in bathrooms or in secret because they can't really do it anywhere else because they're in the closet)

it's common in the city
or maybe because i look like some scrawny bitch who takes like 9 hours in the bathroom and people confuse it as me wanting to slurp on thick, delicious cock like hippo

[snoorkel]

I live on campus and the bathrooms in the school buildings are cleaner than anything in the dorms.

Also, the bathroom I was in has 32 toilets and 32 urinals and it's usually completely empty.most guys don't hang around 10+ minutes to mess with you, especially not in college

and most people don't just stand in a stall and wait for people to come by

i like how you know the number