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Title: Longest time being single?
Post by: Josh on February 12, 2012, 09:02:19 PM
And no not the amount of time before your first girl/boyfriend. That's like when people say "lol 12 years" when they're asked how long they've gone without jerking off.

I don't really count anything before high school, and even starting from my freshman year is being generous. But for sanity's sake, my benchmark is when I started high school. You can judge yours however you'd like. GO.

Freshman year - dated nobody, single for a whole year

Sophomore year - had girlfriend for three months, broke up with her. Dated other girl for a month, she ended it. Four months out of that year I wasn't single, whoopee.

Junior year - First serious relationship, had girlfriend that entire year.

Senior year - Was still with girl from junior year but broke up with her the first month into senior year.

So from the beginning of my senior year to the end of my first freshman semester of college, I was single, so about a year and a half. I dated a girl pretty seriously for a month January of this year, but broke up with her last week because I realized that I couldn't handle NOT being single, both because I was so used to being Foul Bachelor Frog and because I had enough shit to keep me busy.

So all in all, my best record for singleness the year and a half that spanned my senior year of high school and the end of my first semester of college. Here's to another glorious, single, music and vidya-filled year, and not a single fuck was given.
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: Travis on February 12, 2012, 09:03:20 PM
None, I've been in a relationship literally since i left the womb
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: snoorkel on February 12, 2012, 09:05:00 PM
18 years
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: Mando Pandango on February 12, 2012, 09:08:02 PM
by your rules never spam;

[spoiler]21 years maps;[/spoiler]

[spoiler]smithicide;[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on February 12, 2012, 09:08:42 PM
Quote from: vziard on February 12, 2012, 09:05:00 PM
18 years
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: Josh on February 12, 2012, 09:09:31 PM
Quote from: Travis on February 12, 2012, 09:03:20 PM
None, I've been in a relationship literally since i left the womb
Are you one of them foreigners what arranges their own marraiges?
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: Andria on February 12, 2012, 09:10:33 PM
Screw your rules.

20 until my first. Like 5 months since I broke up with my first.

I was pretty much single in that relationship though so I could argue 21 or never not single
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 12, 2012, 09:15:28 PM
I didn't get a girlfriend til I was 17. We broke up right before I turned 18. I was single from then til...right before i turned twenty? so somewhere around a year I suppose, give or take a few months.
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on February 12, 2012, 09:18:50 PM
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: Hippopo on February 12, 2012, 09:19:14 PM
I was 16 for my first relationship...  Broke up three months in.  Single again until I was 20.  So like FOUR YEARS?!  God.
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: YPrrrr on February 12, 2012, 09:43:16 PM
Currently technically.

A year on Valentine's Day
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: Patrick Stickles on February 12, 2012, 09:51:53 PM
i was in a two year relationship lasting from when i was 14 to 16. then 3 months after i broke up with her i dated another girl for like two months. then i dated that same girl about 8 months later. then i dated that same girl about 8 months later. this repeated until i left for college. then i dated another girl 3 months after and that lasted about a year.

it has been a year and 2 months or so since my last relationship, so now is the longest i have been single.
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: Socks on February 12, 2012, 11:10:12 PM
By my rules I've never really had a 'girlfriend', for the sake of a common term, because none of the relationships lasted to or formed what I consider to be a meaningful and indisputable truth. So I've always been single, save a few interludes, through the hills and caves. Like a lonely cat on the modern day Serengeti.
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: Hiro on February 12, 2012, 11:30:08 PM
since I was 15, so like 4years?
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: applesauce on February 12, 2012, 11:40:08 PM
Right now is the longest I've ever been single, currently at a little over 5 months. Just starting to actually become comfortable with being single.

Fuck bitches go in tunnels.

Disregard women, explore your city.
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: ikanaide on February 13, 2012, 04:44:05 AM
2 months
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: Daddy on February 13, 2012, 09:19:30 AM
I've been in the only relationship I've had for 14 months so never. hocuspocus;
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: Socks on February 13, 2012, 09:26:30 AM
I made the mistake of telling a whore at work that the more intelligent a woman is the less likely she is to be in or care about having a relationship--in general--of course. And that these are the girls I desire the most, the independent and creative type. And she quickly retorted, except she's been jerking guys since 12 and bending over since 16 and hasn't been single ever since. So I told her it was her sense of self worth and perspectives as well as priority which keeps her so compelled to be in one, otherwise her life would not make sense by that pillar, and without such reassurance her whole facade would come crashing down to one pathetic and meaningless point. She didn't believe me because her whole life depended on it, but I know I was right.
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: piano moths on February 13, 2012, 10:12:07 AM
Socks you have great skill at looking at lady and thinking about her as a person
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: Socks on February 13, 2012, 10:26:15 AM
Quote from: eeeeeee on February 13, 2012, 10:12:07 AM
Socks you have great skill at looking at lady and thinking about her as a person


Of course, I consider a woman on equal footing, and in universal terms. She is just a person after all, albeit in lady form.
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 13, 2012, 11:17:08 AM
I had nobody for 19.5 years

Otherwise
Quote from: Khadafi on February 13, 2012, 09:19:30 AM
I've been in the only relationship I've had for 14 months so never. hocuspocus;
this
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: snoorkel on February 13, 2012, 01:42:30 PM
vulpix and i may have the longest-running "serious relationship" on boyah tomatoes;
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: YPrrrr on February 13, 2012, 01:46:21 PM
Quote from: vziard on February 13, 2012, 01:42:30 PM
vulpix and i may have the longest-running "serious relationship" on boyah tomatoes;
wrench;

By which I mean Wrench
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: snoorkel on February 13, 2012, 02:06:35 PM
o, i don't know about wrench
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: Samus Aran on February 13, 2012, 02:11:58 PM
didn't have a single relationship until Hensa, which started when i had just turned 16, in 2005. been single since Hensa and i broke up in august 2011.

so...almost a year now.
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: YPrrrr on February 13, 2012, 02:12:47 PM
He isn't around much sadly saddood;

But he's been going out with this girl for as long as I can remember
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: Samus Aran on February 13, 2012, 02:15:01 PM
Quote from: Kaz on February 13, 2012, 02:11:58 PM
didn't have a single relationship until Hensa, which started when i had just turned 16, in 2005. been single since Hensa and i broke up in august 2011.

so...almost a year now.


wait, this is wrong. it was august 2010 we broke up, not 2011. jesus, it's hard for me to remember this stuff anymore.

so it's been almost two years.
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: YPrrrr on February 13, 2012, 02:16:42 PM
Well like a year and a half

A lot can happen in 6 months n_u

I wish the best for you kazzy
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: Thyme on February 13, 2012, 07:04:42 PM
A year + 2 weeks or so

and counting
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: Hiro on February 13, 2012, 07:05:17 PM
Quote from: Kaz on February 13, 2012, 02:15:01 PM
wait, this is wrong. it was august 2010 we broke up, not 2011. jesus, it's hard for me to remember this stuff anymore.

so it's been almost two years.
oh wow  O_0
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: ?????? on February 13, 2012, 07:34:10 PM
i think around 19 or something
sometimes i wish i was single
it's much more enjoyable
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on February 13, 2012, 07:46:34 PM
Quote from: Clucky on February 13, 2012, 07:34:10 PM
i think around 19 or something
sometimes i wish i was single
it's much more enjoyable
please break up with joseph
kthx
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: ?????? on February 13, 2012, 08:54:38 PM
Quote from: Edina Monsoon on February 13, 2012, 07:46:34 PM
please break up with joseph
kthx
my life would be better
i can't though
i'll give it a year i guess cry;
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: Josh on February 13, 2012, 09:19:52 PM
Quote from: Clucky on February 13, 2012, 08:54:38 PM
my life would be better
i can't though
i'll give it a year i guess cry;
The amount of times I've been in this situation...ugh. That's why I ended my last one before I was eyeball-deep in shit. I was only ankle deep this time and I'm getting the last of it off of my shoes akudood;
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: ?????? on February 13, 2012, 09:50:44 PM
Quote from: Josh on February 13, 2012, 09:19:52 PM
The amount of times I've been in this situation...ugh. That's why I ended my last one before I was eyeball-deep in shit. I was only ankle deep this time and I'm getting the last of it off of my shoes akudood;
i'm not even eyeball deep
i'm completely submerged cry;
Title: Re: Longest time being single?
Post by: Ashley on February 15, 2012, 04:38:59 PM
Almost a year, but a good bit of that year was spent being taken advantage of by some douchebag & the last couple months of that was a weird "we both want to date each other but I'm waiting for you to make the first move" thing with my now boyfriend.

That's counting from my first boyfriend though, which was when I was 16 I believe.