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Title: so i met this guy yesterday
Post by: LCK on December 22, 2011, 09:41:30 AM
at work
with a swastika tattoo that said white power under it
i had to suffer through 10 hours of stories about how he cooked meth, fled the state, cooked more meth, apparently he still hasn't been caught(so lets brag about it to some kid that he's never met before), i guess he would rather work with meth than support his family, he always got a bunch of his shit stolen and he was never in the wrong but he is blatantly overexxagerating everything and he was also pretty much a juggalo. i can't stand to listen to his nonsense. he has a slipknot tattoo on his neck and idolizes everything they do and dismisses anything else n_u
i have a gay coworker too and this guy kept eyeing him down like he wanted to massacre him for being a "fag"
i've met plenty of messed up people with some pretty great stories, interesting lives, etc, but this guy i just cannot stand, ugh

itt people you meet that you never want to see again but will probably have to
Title: Re: so i met this guy yesterday
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on December 22, 2011, 09:54:40 AM
where do you work?
Title: Re: so i met this guy yesterday
Post by: LCK on December 22, 2011, 09:58:28 AM
benchmark electronics. we make medical equipment and compooters and shit
i work 2nd shift, so there's a few shady characters here and there

[spoiler]i also just found out the project i was just started on is apparently for ibm watson, we're apparently making boards for it or something, which is p cool but i'm not supposed to say anything[/spoiler]
Title: Re: so i met this guy yesterday
Post by: strongbad on December 22, 2011, 11:38:10 AM
at the pool I lifeguard at, there's this really fat guy who puts on a snorkel mask and sits with his head above the water in the kid section of the pool for long periods of time. i should take a picture, it cracks me up
Title: Re: so i met this guy yesterday
Post by: silvertone on December 22, 2011, 01:57:08 PM
lol you literally described my guitar teacher. 
Title: Re: so i met this guy yesterday
Post by: Daddy on December 22, 2011, 02:21:12 PM
Quote from: MF Doom on December 22, 2011, 11:38:10 AM
at the pool I lifeguard at, there's this really fat guy who puts on a snorkel mask and sits with his head above the water in the kid section of the pool for long periods of time. i should take a picture, it cracks me up

I bet he's getting off on fantasies of being with the kids.
Title: Re: so i met this guy yesterday
Post by: ?????? on December 22, 2011, 02:39:25 PM
maybe he is afraid of adults and has social anxiety disorder and feels happy with kids why are u a judger


also my boyfriend
also this old lady who lives close to me
she is black and likes 'poor youth'
but she doesn't like me because i'm not loud-mouthed or have an upbeat attitude
so she likes the loud niggers

i told her her cooking will kill me if i touch it and she said i was being Very Rude and then i told her that her menopause is showing
Title: Re: so i met this guy yesterday
Post by: strongbad on December 22, 2011, 10:23:29 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on December 22, 2011, 02:21:12 PM
I bet he's getting off on fantasies of being with the kids.

nah i discovered today that he has a couple kids who i guess he watches

wearing the snorkel above water still makes me laugh though
Title: Re: so i met this guy yesterday
Post by: snoorkel on December 22, 2011, 10:53:29 PM
Quote from: MF Doom on December 22, 2011, 11:38:10 AM
snorkel mask

Quote from: MF Doom on December 22, 2011, 10:23:29 PM
the snorkel above water


befuddlement what is all this about
Title: Re: so i met this guy yesterday
Post by: strongbad on December 22, 2011, 11:12:04 PM
Quote from: vziard on December 22, 2011, 10:53:29 PM
befuddlement what is all this about

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8gyb68bhymk/TfaKPrmFC1I/AAAAAAAAEsw/AR8hDqqrQKI/s640/snorkel.jpg)
Title: Re: so i met this guy yesterday
Post by: snoorkel on December 22, 2011, 11:31:52 PM
Quote from: MF Doom on December 22, 2011, 11:12:04 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8gyb68bhymk/TfaKPrmFC1I/AAAAAAAAEsw/AR8hDqqrQKI/s640/snorkel.jpg)


moar plz
Title: Re: so i met this guy yesterday
Post by: strongbad on December 23, 2011, 12:15:36 AM
sexy snorkel girls 4 free
Title: Re: so i met this guy yesterday
Post by: snoorkel on December 23, 2011, 12:25:59 AM
cute snorkel girl opens all snorkel holes on cam?
Title: Re: so i met this guy yesterday
Post by: Mando Pandango on December 23, 2011, 12:28:32 AM
Quote from: MF Doom on December 22, 2011, 11:38:10 AM
at the pool I lifeguard at, there's this really fat guy who puts on a snorkel mask and sits with his head above the water in the kid section of the pool for long periods of time. i should take a picture, it cracks me up

He's probably retarded.
Title: Re: so i met this guy yesterday
Post by: strongbad on December 23, 2011, 12:41:19 AM
Quote from: Colonel Cold on the Cob on December 23, 2011, 12:28:32 AM
He's probably retarded.

Nah, I've talked to him. Just fat.
Title: Re: so i met this guy yesterday
Post by: Mando Pandango on December 23, 2011, 12:41:55 AM
oh

then lol
Title: Re: so i met this guy yesterday
Post by: me003 on December 24, 2011, 02:07:32 AM
That's what he want you to believe. Deep down he's really retarded and he's pulling it over your head. And he just wants kids, so he tells you he has some.
Title: Re: so i met this guy yesterday
Post by: Daddy on December 25, 2011, 09:08:06 AM
"Hello sir are you retarded?"

"No I am just fat"

"oh ok"