so i met this guy yesterday

[LCK]

at work
with a swastika tattoo that said white power under it
i had to suffer through 10 hours of stories about how he cooked meth, fled the state, cooked more meth, apparently he still hasn't been caught(so lets brag about it to some kid that he's never met before), i guess he would rather work with meth than support his family, he always got a bunch of his shit stolen and he was never in the wrong but he is blatantly overexxagerating everything and he was also pretty much a juggalo. i can't stand to listen to his nonsense. he has a slipknot tattoo on his neck and idolizes everything they do and dismisses anything else
i have a gay coworker too and this guy kept eyeing him down like he wanted to massacre him for being a "fag"
i've met plenty of messed up people with some pretty great stories, interesting lives, etc, but this guy i just cannot stand, ugh

itt people you meet that you never want to see again but will probably have to

[the shortest route to the sea]

where do you work?

[LCK]

benchmark electronics. we make medical equipment and compooters and shit
i work 2nd shift, so there's a few shady characters here and there

[spoiler]i also just found out the project i was just started on is apparently for ibm watson, we're apparently making boards for it or something, which is p cool but i'm not supposed to say anything[/spoiler]

[strongbad]

at the pool I lifeguard at, there's this really fat guy who puts on a snorkel mask and sits with his head above the water in the kid section of the pool for long periods of time. i should take a picture, it cracks me up

[silvertone]

lol you literally described my guitar teacher. 

[Daddy]

at the pool I lifeguard at, there's this really fat guy who puts on a snorkel mask and sits with his head above the water in the kid section of the pool for long periods of time. i should take a picture, it cracks me up

I bet he's getting off on fantasies of being with the kids.

[??????]

maybe he is afraid of adults and has social anxiety disorder and feels happy with kids why are u a judger


also my boyfriend
also this old lady who lives close to me
she is black and likes 'poor youth'
but she doesn't like me because i'm not loud-mouthed or have an upbeat attitude
so she likes the loud niggers

i told her her cooking will kill me if i touch it and she said i was being Very Rude and then i told her that her menopause is showing

[strongbad]

I bet he's getting off on fantasies of being with the kids.

nah i discovered today that he has a couple kids who i guess he watches

wearing the snorkel above water still makes me laugh though

[snoorkel]

snorkel mask

the snorkel above water

what is all this about

[strongbad]

what is all this about

[snoorkel]

moar plz

[strongbad]

sexy snorkel girls 4 free

[snoorkel]

cute snorkel girl opens all snorkel holes on cam?

[Mando Pandango]

at the pool I lifeguard at, there's this really fat guy who puts on a snorkel mask and sits with his head above the water in the kid section of the pool for long periods of time. i should take a picture, it cracks me up

He's probably retarded.

[strongbad]

He's probably retarded.

Nah, I've talked to him. Just fat.