I told a stranger on OkCupid about the ideas I have and I feel really weird about it, then I posted them on tumblr because If that person knew then the rest of the world should know.
I kind of feel like I betrayed myself, for whatever reason.
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I like where this thread is going
keep it up guys keep it up.
i'd kill myself for you.
Did an early morning Two thirty walk down to get a taco and maybe a few patronizing looks. Tried to clear the head.
The head's been a little murky and cloudy. The head's aching for some non-stimulation. The head's looking in all the wrong places.H EAD is dead.
But, really, I'm looking for ward to this week.
Ward's a buddy of mine from the war.
Look at these dumbasses still stuck in uncontrolled thought.
idk what I meant by +snorkel were you listening to the cure + these kinds of threads confuse me because I always post the first thought that comes to my head
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there's fucking pistachio shells all over the goddamn place in the living room because my sisters keep eating them like ravenous beasts
i have never eaten real bacon
instead, it's always been the turkey substitute :(
Quote from: Tectrinket on December 18, 2011, 08:33:51 AM
i have never eaten real bacon
instead, it's always been the turkey substitute :(
dear god man WHY
Quote from: Tectrinket on December 18, 2011, 08:33:51 AM
i have never eaten real bacon
instead, it's always been the turkey substitute :(
um
all i can say is
[spoiler]faggot[/spoiler]
Quote from: Tectrinket on December 18, 2011, 08:33:51 AM
i have never eaten real bacon
instead, it's always been the turkey substitute :(
WHAT
GO GET SOME REAL BACON RIGHT THIS INSTANT
Quote from: Azunyan on December 18, 2011, 08:34:18 AM
dear god man WHY
my parents don't believe in pork
I've actually had it like twice ever, but that's not early enough. :'(
bacon is gross as hell
the best bacon i've ever had has been homemade. they were really thick strips of bacon from pigs that we actually owned at the time. so salty, so juicy. not thin as fuck and all crunchy like typical bacon often turns out.
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ugh why would you watch any version of the original star warseses but the theatrical ver.
What? I was not expecting this.