POST THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I told a stranger on OkCupid about the ideas I have and I feel really weird about it, then I posted them on tumblr because If that person knew then the rest of the world should know.

I kind of feel like I betrayed myself, for whatever reason.

[snoorkel]

cornet horn fried weasel police station

[Mando Pandango]

abracadick

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I like where this thread is going

keep it up guys keep it up.

[snoorkel]

i'd kill myself for you.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Did an early morning Two thirty walk down to get a taco and maybe a few patronizing looks. Tried to clear the head.
The head's been a little murky and cloudy. The head's aching for some non-stimulation. The head's looking in all the wrong places.H EAD is dead.

But, really, I'm looking for ward to this week.
Ward's a buddy of mine from the war.

[silvertone]

Look at these dumbasses still stuck in uncontrolled thought.

[silvertone]

idk what I meant by +snorkel were you listening to the cure + these kinds of threads confuse me because I always post the first thought that comes to my head

[Daddy]

cici dick clams

[Samus Aran]

there's fucking pistachio shells all over the goddamn place in the living room because my sisters keep eating them like ravenous beasts

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i have never eaten real bacon

instead, it's always been the turkey substitute

[Samus Aran]

i have never eaten real bacon

instead, it's always been the turkey substitute

dear god man WHY

[famy]

i have never eaten real bacon

instead, it's always been the turkey substitute

um
all i can say is

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[Andria]

i have never eaten real bacon

instead, it's always been the turkey substitute

WHAT

GO GET SOME REAL BACON RIGHT THIS INSTANT

[Kalahari Inkantation]

dear god man WHY

my parents don't believe in pork

I've actually had it like twice ever, but that's not early enough. :'(