no matter What, if you are walking around and see someone walking their dog, go over a friends house and they have a dog. driving and you see a dog in someone's backyard. wat you do.
i normally just say "dog" and if it is a friend's dog i pet the dog. please post stories about interacting with dogs in this thread. happydood;
this thread is mostly oriented towards people who DO NOT own a dog or have irl dog friends, but still love dogs.
Little dog, think about kicking it
Medium dog, think about petting it
Big dog, think about riding it
Guard dog, consider finding indoor shelter
why would you kick a dog based on it's size, it didn't choose to be small
it's a well known fact amongst friends that when i see a dog, i will bellow "doooooogggg"
i love doggies
Quote from: silvertone on December 17, 2011, 12:43:45 PM
why would you kick a dog based on it's size, it didn't choose to be small
Did it choose to yap constantly akudood;
If it's quiet, it is safe lubdoods;
Quote from: Trevor on December 17, 2011, 12:44:41 PM
it's a well known fact amongst friends that when i see a dog, i will bellow "doooooogggg"
i love doggies
DOoOOoOOOoooOoOGs
that is a good thing to say and a good thing to do (love dogs)
Quote from: NPR on December 17, 2011, 12:47:44 PM
Did it choose to yap constantly akudood;
If it's quiet, it is safe lubdoods;
1st amendment
Quote from: silvertone on December 17, 2011, 12:50:04 PM
1st amendment
It should not apply to bichon frises akudood;
Quote from: NPR on December 17, 2011, 12:52:26 PM
It should not apply to bichon frises akudood;
civil rights
Quote from: NPR on December 17, 2011, 12:52:26 PM
It should not apply to bichon frises akudood;
my bichon is pretty quiet
if we see a dog. even if we're driving and it's across 5 lanes of traffic. we say doggeh!!! and look at the dog.
often when we go to the grocery store there is a doggeh tied up outside. sometimes big dog, sometimes couple big dogs(!), always ver firiendly!! so we stop and say helo pet dog.
ONE TIME we were walking at night and there was little dog (i think collie?) barkin behind a gate. we went and said helo pet little dog. this dog keeps looking nervously behind like there's something there. as we're walking away we look up and WHOA!! THERE IS A DOG ON THE ROOF. there is Major Husky standin on the roof. just watchin us.
small dog-poor cat substitute
medium dog-small dog
large dog-king of dogs, also best sort of dogs
Quote from: vziard on December 17, 2011, 02:28:22 PM
if we see a dog. even if we're driving and it's across 5 lanes of traffic. we say doggeh!!! and look at the dog.
often when we go to the grocery store there is a doggeh tied up outside. sometimes big dog, sometimes couple big dogs(!), always ver firiendly!! so we stop and say helo pet dog.
ONE TIME we were walking at night and there was little dog (i think collie?) barkin behind a gate. we went and said helo pet little dog. this dog keeps looking nervously behind like there's something there. as we're walking away we look up and WHOA!! THERE IS A DOG ON THE ROOF. there is Major Husky standin on the roof. just watchin us.
i think i need to move to cali. see all the dogs in front of grocery store.
Quote from: silvertone on December 17, 2011, 03:47:33 PM
i think i need to move to cali. see all the dogs in front of grocery store.
it's actually the best part about goin to the store because usually there's a doogeh tied up
i been to a LOT of grocery stores around where i lived and i never once saw a dog tied up infront of the store. lots of methed out ppl around though.
makes sense, i wouldn't leave my popor little dogeh out with a methhed around, they can use doggedhpaws for meth i think insstead of pseudoephedrine .but here everyone loves dog
my brother claims to "hate dogs and Cats" and my other brothers seem largely indifferent (as does my dad) my mom had dogs tho she likes dogs. but she won't get another dog my lil brother likes dogs and cats too. he says Dog like i say Dog when we see a dog. (really staccato like )
i like dogs because i am like doggeh, stupid and obedient, i think people like cats because they like breing Independent and Debauchee
im debauchee .
[assuming debauchee means "person who likes cats, a lot"]
idk what it means
A person given to excessive indulgence in sensual pleasures
i guess we are all debauchees in a way...
My grandpa always said horse. idk why, we'd always be like no thats a dog grandpa and he'd be like no thats a horse.
That literally rules.
i like THE FUCK out of dogs man
i have a medium sized dog (cocker spaniel) and she's really cool
but little dogs are fucking faggots
(i still pet them anyways)
Dogs should have weapons.
(http://free.bridal-shower-themes.com/img/pics-of-dogs-with-guns_4.jpg)
Quote from: vziard on December 19, 2011, 03:18:34 PM
(http://free.bridal-shower-themes.com/img/pics-of-dogs-with-guns_4.jpg)
consider your audience.
Good, good. Now to prepare for phase II.